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>>39397294
I'm anxious because I'm a virgin, and I'm a virgin because I'm anxious

was that scene with fat bastard supposed to be a joke or serious

>>39397294
fapping does not in any way affect your ability to find a gf. I have chad buddies who could literally have any stacy they want (and often do) and they still fap.
>>39397419
Now this is actually true

>>39397252
This shit is great on chicken though.

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I fucking hate the subculture behined this god damn suace.

>>39397450
I dislike how normalfags all pretend that "cock sauce" is some secret underground thing only they know of, when FUCKING EVERYONE uses it

There's a reason why they cover their faces.

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>>39397234
I like this thicc arab whore number 001

Post more muzzie titties

>>39397179
No, go away you fucking faggot

>>39397179
I lick it off of my fingers just because I don't want it anywhere else. It's just salty goo

>>39397314
What's your sexual orientation?

blox

lmao of course not

>>39397144
what the fuck op
>originalo

lmao of course it fucking isn't

>>39397121
Why pay for your course when I could fuck some prostitutes

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>>39397133
Because its guaranteed to get the woman of your dreams*** !


*It's the bare minimum for any woman that's average and you still stand no chance if you're ugly and a manlet

PUA:

hey boyos 7+ or higher who are lonely and cant get dates. I have the Secret Techniques- just ask out more women, I know , wow holy shit mind blowing stuff.

Guys, 6 looks and under just do the same thing, and when it doesnt work, I will fault you for doing my Method and techniques wrong,

My techniques worked for me though, and my fame and wealth had no factor at all, women are in no way influenced by money and celebrity

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>>39397054
abort? bitch i get my cleanest coat hanger and rip it out

>>39397054
My biggest fear in life is having children so it actually works out. Good choice.

>>39397054
I would be profusely sweating waiting for her to do it, then I would shout "NO CHILD SUPPORT FOR YOU BITCH"

I have a vast fantasy world full of people who care about me and want me there.
For some reason I'm able to fully simulate conversations with them and have them reply with responses I never scripted so it works.
I retreat there every night before I go to sleep and on my breaks at work. Really, any free time I have.
I won't go into detail though, it's embarrassing.

for some more information- i am a complete agoraphobic and am totally friendless in real life.

also, some of these methods i've tried (and i'm always constantly looking for more) have semi-worked, i would find someone to talk to for maybe either a 5 minute conversation or a daily/weekly loose friendship where the person seemed to lose interest and we stopped talking after a month or so.

>>39397003
i'm also quite imaginative and day-dream about having loads of friends and inspired admiration inside everyone i met with some sort of impeccable skills and everyone liked me. except this is pretty much the exact opposite in reality

>>39397062
I just wonder where the shit they say comes from in my mind, because I'm certainly not actively making it up.
I don't have admiration and skills in my daydreams, people just like me for me. Which ain't really how it is in reality.
tfw can't even assign yourself good qualities in fantasy

But if you're a girl you can't use /r9k/ anymore!

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I know this feel. I wish I was a girl

>>39396915
Well you can be a tranny

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>>39396827
I don't know what shit-tier garbo you look at but every time this artist updates with another 600+ page, full color story, my dick goes into orbit

It's not getting worse, there's just way more being made so you have to wade through more to find the good stuff

Your wife is getting worse, what will normies fuck? Do you think you will still fuck the same old roastie for 10 milliongh time at the age of 60?

Be honest with yourself.

>>39396768
>>It's the "I'm kidnapped by traps and they turn me into a futa milf with huge tits" dream again
Dumb sissy anime boi.

>>39396768
please anon stop reminding me that my fantasy of being turned into a girl wont happen
tfw 22 year old tranny and just want to be turned into a girl by a dominant /pol/ nationalist and be his stay at home house wife but anyone into this would look for an 18 or 19 year old and not a 22 year old

just another friendly neighborhood bumperino

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>>39396748
>drive up to a busy intersection
>need to turn left
>stop at stop sign
>signal left
>wait for an open spot
>traffic is pretty heavy
>see car pull up behind you in rear view mirror
>start sweating
>signal right
>peel out right in front of some car and almost cause an accident

>doesnt pass the car turning right
>stops for more than 2 seconds at the stop sign with no cars

>>39396800
that was me just today

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>>39396739
>wake up
>still tired
>go back to sleep

>tired
>go to sleep
>suddenly full of energy

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>>39396739
>wake up feeling happy
>have a great day
>suddenly feel sad in the evening
>go to bed depressed again

Flushing my friend. I used to get it really bad, but it has calmed down a bit. I have pretty bad rosacea so I blush and flush vey easily and I am always red in the face. Do you happen to have fair skin? Are you of Celtic descent?

>>39396680
tfw you're face is naturally red & you can't do anything about it

Red Ear Syndrome (yes it's actually called that) is annoying but harmless. I get it about once a month. Nothing you can really do except wait it out. Sometimes I put ice on it, doesn't do much but it feels really good.

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>>39396677
you create it and you know it, but you won't admit it

>>39396733
Nice and oribinul

>>39396677
All of the parts that make up "you" weren't up to you, nothing is, so in that vein it was at least not a choice to be who we are.