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What do you all use to cope with feels?
I use drugs and go hunting. Not in that order.
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I enjoy relaxation techniques/meditation

Basically if it gets too much sometimes I breakdown and cry. My mother was an alcoholic so I don't go near it, seeing her while I was growing up drunk and fucked up it's just too much. I reckon hunting is one of the most profound things I've read here, props to you anon. Here in Australia I don't think it's too big of a thing but one I'd like to try it.

I've done weed, LSD and MDMA. LSD was by far the most amazing thing I could have done, it was like a year of therapy in 8 hours.

Sometimes ill just have to go for a skate at like 3am to deal

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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. l said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

l even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
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Nice shill there bruh
>"I'm going to call you 3-for-free!"
I'm not sure who is more autistic here.
/ck/ is leaking

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Is it possible to fall in love with someone online?
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yeah i think so

i met my partner online and we're still together over a year later
How did you meet each other online? Were you both looking for someone or was it incidental?
Maybe if you're videochatting regularly. Posting anime girls to each other does not count.

Reminder that you're destroying your future for some cheap instant gratification. Reminder that browsing this shithole is no different from being a fatso or a druggie.

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The translation of the chinky language is about her telling the guy that "Told you I don't swallow" incase anyone wants to know.

Also, piss off OP.
I dont slap the sailors cocks out of your mouth, let me have my shithole.
What if I'm also a fat druggie OP?
I'm already a fat alcoholic.

I've come too far. Sobriety is agony.

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How does it make you feel knowing how easy us 'normies' can get pussy, while you may never see a naked woman in your lifetime?
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haven't fucked this one yet, but you get the point
>implying she wants to get fucked by you
Sad. Is that what you want?

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What's a decent job that someone can get with no skills and a huge employment of several years?

I'm trying to get my life together and I can only think of being a stockbitch at a warehouse/supermarket.
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chef at wendy's obviously
Pls help. guys. The depression is getting to me.

Sell your kidney desu.

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How do you live with depression?
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i dont
i just continue to exist
fantasize about killing myself nearly 24/7 to cope

also lots of weed
The living part is the problem.

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Whats a good, non extreme hobby?

I am a student who lives alone. I have no close family. I literally sit in a shitty flat and go to class. I don't know anyone at uni, most are younger than me (I am 24 but first year).

I am really starting to lose it, I need something to keep my mind stimulated and entertained.

I need something comfy.
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Edging to porn
i know it sounds stupid but knitting is pretty fun. the repetitive action is super soothing if you have anxiety and when you're done knitting you have a cool new thing to wear
video games and masturbation are good choices

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>My (now) ex-girfriend told me that I have a small dick and I responded with "bigger than yours, cunt"

Did I win?
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Nobody wins when you hurt each other
NO you didn't win. There is no retort to having a small dick if you have a small dick. The best you can hope for is she doesn't tell everybody and by responding, she may anger more and start running her mouth. IGNORE and PRAY she keeps her mouth shut.
yes i did nerds

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>tfw my nephew's name is Jayden
You'd best believe I'll be calling him Jay when I'm older.
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>Tfw name is Jeff
Doomed to autism and feminine penis

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>no gf to cling to
>no life
>no one to share your day and be cute with
>no one to hug and cuddle on a cold day
>no one to hold hands under the rain or under the stars
>no one accept you for being depress and broken
>no one to motivate you through our your day
>no one to care and make soup for when they are sick
>no one to watch anime with and laugh with
>no one to play vidya with
>no one for you to look into the eyes and tell me that they love me and never abandon me
>no one want to find out that you are funny and kind
>no one to message and tell them how beautiful they are
>no one to send stupid doodles to and cheer them up when they are sad
>no one to comfort you when your life is shit and you feel bad about yourself
>no one would die for you even tho you would die for them without second thought
>no one
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That's called loneliness.
Just remember that you need to talk to people for that to happen, I know "fuck off normie advice" but it's the only way it'll happen.

I've had all these feels very recently. I have a cat and it's really nice you know, like a life form's presence makes life a lot more endurable. One thing though, do not cling to your gf if you get one, because nobody likes clinginess unless you're super sure she accepts it or you'll feel these feels x2 after she breaks up with you.
It's very hard not to when they meant a lot to me and yea no one would accept me for that

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>Looking for a job
>Apply to every position advertised I'm even remotely qualified for
>6 months later have had 1 interview invite and nothing else
How the fuck are you supposed to get a job these days?
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By starting your own company.
Find something you are good at and market it.
If you're not good at anything find what you like and become good at it.

Inb4 normie advice, if you don't want to do that you don't want a job either.
You're aiming to high. Settle for somethng more humbling.

I could get a shitty job any day, and the fear of being seen by my old friends in this humiliating position paralyses me, and I can't leave the house. I don't know why I care so much about their opinions after so many years of no contact, and while even knowing they never cared for me.
What about trainee positions? I don't know about burgerland job markets though

Directly out of highschool, I settled for a low paying, but nice 3 year trainee position with 100% transfer guarantee after the first year, and guess what, I got hired and now make good money in software development without ever getting a STEM degree

I know I would, but would you?
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Stop posting your picture on r9k
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As a femanon I wouldn'y look at him twice, he's so skinny like yeah you put 5 minutes into waxing your hair to stay that way and literally 0% other effort into the rest of your looks but he's a guy so
>you better love me the way I am ammiright?
No one cares what you think whore

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>When you're having loud sex with Chad and your beta boyfriend comes home early
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>When you're having loud sex with Chad and his roastie girlfriend comes home early
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Um wtf I'm gay now

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>finished high school 7 years ago
>go to facebook
>another former high school classmate got married
>another former high school classmate has got a kid now
>another former high school classmate is on a expensive vacation with his-her gf-bf that I will be never able to afford
>another former high school classmate is travelling to awesome places that I will be never able to afford
>another former high school classmate puts up a photo working your dreamjob that you were too retard to learn at university and you dropped out

What is the point of living
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Haha this is one of the reasons why i don't use facepoop
Hey, that's life!
just thank god you are not one of those people

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