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I hate incel behavior. So desperate for that "powusci", not knowing that behavior like that emanates an air of desperation, which in the long run damages the chances of getting "pusci" in the first place. I mean shit, I'm virgin, and I can't believe how fucking desperate you look, stop caring about getting the pusci, and focus on yourself and your looks, and your hygiene, and your health, and your weight, and you may actually get somewhere. Change your outward appearance first. "But muh genetics makes it hard!", stfu, chances are you have 2 legs and arms, vision, online tutorials and other shit, "Buh i lack discipline or motivation, or both!" Well the only fucking way to get out of that rut is to stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something that actually will benefit you, stop being apathetic and look towards the future, you can afford to be desperate later.
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thanks OP I needed this, you might just have given me the motivation I needed
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>>37686124
are you braindead and completely lost? this is r9k, you massive fucktard
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>>37686124
Typical beta orbiter speech.
Know where you stand on the social hierarchy.
The normie, the chad and the ugly.
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i think i have a daddy kink. help me get rid of this pseudo-tumblr bullshit guys
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>>37685959
There's a reason it's so popular, sweetheart.
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>>37685959
Like DD/lg or something revolving around incest? Just calling it pseudo-tumblr bullshit does not give us enough info.
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>>37685959
Most people think that shits cute (both straight dudes and fags) so it won't really do anything negative to you socially.
With that kinda shit, it's best to run it's course, and when you feel like you wanna get off on it, do it ASAP to get it out of your system.
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>fell for the hold your poop in meme
>it builds up and intestines burst
>tfw there is now poop everywhere inside my body
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sounds like a real mess entry
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This kills the man. Enjoy your last few days of agony, OP.
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>>37685897
Enjoy your septic shock you dumb mofo
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>Be me
>Lose weight
>Boobs stay the same size
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>>37685750
So... Can you be my gf, then? Or why are you here?
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You're doing it wrong if you still have manboobs
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Go through a constant cycle of gaining then losing weight to grow your boobs infinitely.
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name a single comfier thing than when your mum comes home and hands you your food from mcdonalds.
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>>37685604
When you mum comes home and hands you food from somewhere better
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>>37685604
How about when my girlfriend comes home and hands me a pizza and then blows me while I smoke a blunt
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>>37685604
aids from tyrone on your first day in jail for looking at some roastie the wrong way
pic somewhat related
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>be me lonely robot
>finally find a r9k going girl who plays league
>she was boosted to gold.
>mains fucking support
>only mains passive supports
>complains that she is going back to silver.
fuck this
i finally realise what chad means when he says he doesn't like depressed girls maybe im a faggot for not "making her submissive" but like i give a fuck im going back to soloq
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Tell her to play karma with thunderlords.
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>>37685584
bet she mains janna and nami kek
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>>37685665
Nami is not passive supp.
Q stun fucking hurts
Have you even considered the option of removing your testicles?
You'll never be ruled by your desires again.
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>>37685581
>all of his desires were sexual
you need a lobotomy instead.
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It does not stop the desires
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>You'll never be ruled by your desires again.
Wholeheartedly false. Loneliness stems from the limbic system of the brain. Centuries ago when lobotomies were common, doctors experimented by removing the limbic system from a patient, which would theoretically reduce all feelings of loneliness. The patient ended up comatose, lost all motivation, and had to be fed and cared for. So removing the limbic system isn't an option either.
Removal of the testes will reduce testosterone, thus giving you increased anxiety, decreased confidence, and intensified introversion. This is likely not the desired result.
Also, fun fact, men who receive vascectomies sometimes encounter dramatically decreased testosterone due to the testes being permanently damaged from the operation. There are countless reports online, but doctors never mention these side effects since they'd be losing thousands in profit if normies knew the truth.
Also, pic related is my updated "why we don't have a gf", modified from its original normie-esque themes to reflect actual robots like myself.
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guys help my mom is smashing my head in the keybosdasdasdasfsadf y bcy5tf7f y5rthfey5herxb ye54dfe
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i cant help you lad. me and my mom are naked and cuddling intensely.
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phew, she stopped thanks anyone if you thourapkfpsdfoka fp;asfgjp;ao[jk[foka['ioa pfoadkpk hAPKDPOK HLRPEELP HELPPEPPP HELPP
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I fucking hate summer
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Who here vacation stories
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>road trip through florida
>gas station at night
>padre and I use bathroom
>holdinghands.jpg
>cant use stall because occupied
>finish and wait for mum
>florida man emerges from bathroom
>holding clean wadded up tp
>NO WIPER FUCKING LOOK AT IT
>can feel the alcohol with my eyes
>shows everyone
>florida man returns to stall
>get mum and get the fuck out
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>>37685416
This is a nice story
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>>37685416
The only vacation I ever get to go on is to hospital.
Who here /in hospital/?
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>>37685416
Did he at least pull up his pants or waddle excitedly out with them round his ankles?
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I want to go back to early '00s Internet.
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Pico's school
The Newgrounds RPG (or how was it called)
A small favor
oh god
also albinoblacksheep
also ytmnd
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>>37685380
only thing i remember from there was meet'n'fuck
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>>37685433
meet'n'fuck was probaly the best thing to come out of newgrounds
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What's the best career for a cute, somewhat dumb fembot?
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>>37685225
Killing yourself, you stupid ugly bitch.
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stfu dumb bitch you arent cute whore
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perhaps you could kill yourself on livestream. I know for sure there are many robots who would pay to see it
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Since the old thread died. It lasted a good three days. Lets keep these threads up as a reminder to all the normies and roasties.
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>>37684960
Why don't you find a nice bf then?
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>>37684960
Remember that 2D is the only way to go, and faggots and 3DPD are the worst things you can ever bow to.
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>>37684960
>Women make fun of you for being a manlet despite being smaller than you and wearing how heels
Where do they get the fucking nerve?
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>When no one to play with, little sister always up for it
>Friend has a fuck-up or drops, little sister can always tag along
>An excuse to go into all those guilty pleasure shops you both love
>Able to tell each other absolutely everything and be there for each other
>Never have to go to dinner alone, little sister always there
>Hugs and cuddles all you want
>Know what she likes better than anyone and vice versa
>Always have fond memories together to talk about
>A good laugh to cheer each other up when bad things happen
You dont need a GF when you have a little sister. Your only job is to keep the niggers away. And if you cant manage that, its YOUR fault for not raising her properly. If your little sister rides the cock roulette, its YOUR fault. If she gets knocked up and beaten by a nigger, its YOUR fault.
If you dont have a little sister you should just kill yourself already. Its literally the gateway to a happy life. Id say there was no way I could imagine life without her, but I could, and thats because of all you sad sacks of shit. She is the only thing keeping me alive right now, and Im happy for that, because I love her and she loves me the same.
Sex is not a requirement for a happy life, and even then, if you disagree, you should just test the waters and hear her out. Myself, Ive brought it up before and were currently in limbo. The thought that bringing incest up as a legitimate option will cause the family to fall apart is absolute bullshit. That only happens if she doesnt trust you enough to begin with, meaning you failed at being a good brother.
Any of you who have disconnected from little sisters, get the fuck out there right now. Find her, talk to her, become her brother again. Unless shes already drowning in chad and nigger, meaning youve ruined her life and should probably kill yourself anyway.
You dont need to be a chad to be happy. You need a little sister.
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I had an elder sister. She's now married to Chad. At least he's white.
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>>37684917
I have 6 younger sisters and almost everything you said is not true. And cuddling with your sister is cool to hear about, but the thought of actually doing it is fucking gross.
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>>37685116
You do realize you just literally said you had 6 chances at happiness and blew them all?
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How the fuck do you meet new people when you're 20+ years old? I need new friends since my current circle of friends is slowly falling apart.
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Work or hobbies. These are your two options.
That or being lucky enough to have a circle of friends that's expanding.
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>>37684839
I like to go weekly fighting game tournaments. The community there is weirdo friendly too.
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>>37684879
I suck at video games and especially fighting games.
>>37684858
My coworkers are all 5-10 years older than me. What are some good hobbies for getting friends?
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>2017
>still no government-issued qt virgin gf
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>>37684827
there are plenty of other kv qt virgins on r9k, you just gotta learn to love that feminine penis.
the govet has no business assigning people mating partners.
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>Wanting a nanny state
End yourself
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>>37684827
You can abandon your trip...I know who you are.