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Any body language experts here? What does this hand gesture mean, particularly when a woman does it?
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>>35438807
It means come here, bb.
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dont do this! it will permanently damage your wrist!
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It's a kamehameha.

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>try to go to sleep
>start to think of all my memories
>think back to all the video games I used to play in my spare time
>think back to those old websites I visited that are dead nowadays
>think of all my friends I used to hang around with in school
>begin to think of future
>start to imagine my parent's death
>start to imagine my death
>cry myself to sleep
>wake up next morning
>don't really care about any of that
the cycle repeats
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>>35438804
Somewhere in your head, someone tells you to think bad thoughts that doesn't help anyone or anything.
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>Start to imagine my death
>Smile and fall to sleep

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>The Mexican maid found the cummies for mommies depository
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>>35438782
>Edgar found la caida

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b89CnP0Iq30
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>Americans found the General Theory
>they bastardized it

One step forward, six steps back roboto.

How ya coping, fellas?

This hasnt really been my week.

Lost all my tax stuff so i have to go get it again. Yelled at my dog today when I shouldnt have. Wanted to clean my place so it was livable but its still awful. On top of the past few months of just dealing with life I feel pretty fucking depressed again.
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Started wanting to get fit back in April. I bulged my disc due to bad form found it was due to my knees being out if alignment because if my femurs being rotated. I don't know where to go to get surgery on my legs no doctor thinks it's a big deal and I'm born with it. Been thinking of buying a gun this year if I can't get it fixed. And we'll rest is obvious
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Been pretty depressed lately. Feeling a little better because I have a three day weekend and got to see a friend tonight, but still generally bored and unmotivated about everything. Really need to break out of this slump.
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>>35438963
A lot of ortho surgery can go bad anyway senpai. Had a friend really screw up their knees from surgery. How is the disc? Is there other exercise you can do? Runnermode is better than nothing.

Ive been trying to get in shape to ride my bike more this year when the snow melts. Mountain biking is one of the only things I truly enjoy. Its too strenuous and fast paced to think about shit which is nice. I havent ridden for two or three years now and its had me pretty disappointed in myself.

What musics everyone got? Modest Mouse here. Cliche and overplayed but sometimes its good.

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>Have to take a shit
>Squat on the toilet because it's the most comfortable way to shit
>Fold up 6-8 squares of toilet paper into a rectangle
>Poop into the toilet paper rectangle, squish it around and smell it before dropping it into the toilet

Please tell me that at least one other person does this.
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>>35438720
What the fuck that's revolting
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>not pooping into your hand
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Make sure i'm in the screencap for leddit

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it ain't like I wanna kill myself or nothing, but living's just way too much work
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Hank would never say that you disgusting neet
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Sometimes you just gotta wind down and relax. Let go of everything: your identity, family, job.

You must realize that there is more to life than simply working or lounging around the house. The potential to explore it is difficult, but never impossible.

Relax and find yourself, take your time.
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>>35438810
how can i explore myself after letting go of my identity? this makes no sense to me

Hey
Anyone here /creative/?
I've been wanting to learn how to program, and how to do music, and how to draw (in photoshop), and how to do youtube videos, but I have no energy or motivation for anything

pic related; tried semi copying some picture ages ago, didn't turn out very well but kind of proud that I managed to make something atleast
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Wait no I'm not sure why the tree itself is so darkk, it's was supposed to be brown
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>>35438558
i create shit
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>>35438595
I dont like you

original post

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>roommates with a friend
>catch him looking at my Twitter on his computer
>ask him what he's doing
>when he turns around to face me he's teary eyed
>ask him what's wrong
>he says he's crying because he can't get a girl like me because of our height differences (I'm 5'9, he's 5'2")
>tell him he's still young and there's other girls out there. Try to convince him it's not his height that's the reason why I don't like him.
>he says "I want a girl that's talented, smart, taller and pretty. It's not fair that my dating pool is limited just because of my height. I don't want to have to settle for a girl that just tolerates my existence."

Then he went on a rant about how he feels like a lesser being around my tall female friends who are also very talented (some who are DJs, one who works in PR for a government job, some who are artists, one who is a drag racer, some are somewhat famous cosplayers, etc) . He thinks they look down on him and don't see him as a man. He then said something like "It's not just the fact that women like them won't ever be my girlfriend, it's the fact that women like them won't even consider going out on a date with me."
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>successful roastie with tons of other successful roastie friends
Why are you even here?
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Why should I give a fuck about your insignificant whore life and insignificant whore problems slut? Go talk to people on adv.

10/10 bait
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>>35438557
go whine to the other normie faggots on /soc/ or something, whore

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What was life like for you in 1998? How would your younger self have reacted if they could have seen 2017?
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>being alive in 1998
get out of here gramps
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I was 5 years old and every teacher, every adult, and every kid who ever encountered me commented on how smart I was. Felt good man.
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>>35438556
i was rollin around at the speed of sound

I'm a fan of short hair on girls.

I think it has to do with the fact that it naturally shows off more of a woman's neck and collar bone, but it's tough to say exactly where my attraction comes from.

Does anyone here share my predisposition? Why do you like it?
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>>35438550
I know this feel, I agree with the neck and Jaw, but I like the fact that it shows off their cute cheeks and ears. It also makes their boobs look bigger I think.
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>>35438578
>It also makes their boobs look bigger I think.
Is that right? Hm, interesting. I'm not really a boob guy, but I'll keep that in mind.

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What is something genuinely nice and selfless that you've done in the past week?
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>>35438536
Nothing.
I live to serve myself and no one else.
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>>35438536
kept quiet and out of the way of everyone else
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just helped teach someone some programming.

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do you know what bothers me the most about women, men, and relationships in general, is the lack of understanding.
Do you want to know why women at most ages don't ask men out?
Because they're scared
Yep
that's it

do you want to know why men don't ask women out
because they're scared
wow
really
makes
you
think


fuck im going to be lonely forever
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The difference is that men have a reason to be scared (extreme social consequences, being completely and totally outcast and laughed at, rape.sexual harassment accusations, getting your car keyed, getting assaulted by stronger men)

Whereas women face literally no downside, in ANYTHING they do in life
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>>35438654
Getting pregnant by a nigger has some negative consequences
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>>35439837
Top kek

Lad ty for making me chuckle tonight I want to die desu

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>mother stumbled into the sunken semen swamp
WTF why cant she just leave me alone
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>dad climbed onto the putrid pee plateau
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>boyfriend's son found the human litter box
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>wife's wife found the rape dwarf

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Why don't a bunch of us team up and emasculate chads by straight up raping them?
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>>35438416
I would force them to rape me desu

I want Chad cock, not even gay desu
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>>35438416

Why do you think we're importing mohammad to the first world? Soon. Islam is the ultimate robot religion. Whores are kept in check or else they can be killed, literally.
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>>35438590
But what about chads? They need to learn their place as MY bitch.

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What is it about alcohol that makes normies violent or act stupid?

I'm an alcoholic and was recommended to go to an AA type shit. I went for the hell of it and everyone there had issues with anger, losing family/friends, losing jobs, etc. All the while I'm just your typical NEET that shitposts and plays vidya all day and drinks. I had nothing in common with anyone there.
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everyone is different when they're drunk.
my dad would get really loud and annoying, and my mom would get more laid back and forgetful.
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I feel ya. Life fucking sucks I only drink out of a lack of something better to do.
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Alcohol makes you confident, depends what type of friends you have, when you're drunk you don't really give a shit what you do just to have fun.

I am like that, or at least I was when I had friends, now I just drink in front of my pc on my own every night.

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