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Don't do it
Do something worthy of you going out
Vote for Trump before you go at least

Well taxes are most certainly due tomorrow, so tomorrow I will pay the piper.

>>36358285
kek anon I wasn't speaking in terms of suicide although I often think about it and looking back on my post I can see how that is what you thought.

I am the worst procrastinator on Earth, I promise. I will be late to my own funeral

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>>36358199
I don't know about losing my mind, but my mind has been going downhill ever since after high-school.

Ya, been having extreme anxiety over the week while trying to figure out what separates intrusive thoughts from regular ones.

>>36358199

now I'm only getting more powerful

>Why are they so much filthier than men?
In during "It's all they're good for."

The markets flooded with pussy, women need to up the ante to be able to get any dick. If you devalue pussy, not the woman, you make her more willing to obtain sexual value

Because women are vastly more sexual creatures with the ability to pick and choose their mates at a whim. The idea that men want sex more is false, men just come off that way because they actually have to work for it.

Because of that women have significantly more sexual experience.
>>36358293
Not true. The Market is flooded with dick, and women are able to pick the one they want most.

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>tfw anon posts something that makes me want to jerk off again but I'm trying so hard to not do it

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>>36358662
Lusamine-sama's feet or my fantasy? Why don't you wanna touch yourself, anon?

>>36358662
>falling for the nofap meme

Retard. You should just gap bby

>>36358092
>last 4

How can you lose 4 people at once?

>>36358092
Where'd you lose them

That's a Thai women retard. They will literally fuck anything

>tfw not even thai girls want to fuck you

>>36358078
Race doesn't matter when picking up women most of the time, it's all about your mental state. Robots and most westernized Indians happen to be fucked mentally.

my theory is that over time women are wearing less and less clothes
at some point the curve will bottom out and it will be fashionable to wear clothes again
I worry that things may get worse before they get better

It's just comfortable you creep! Turn off the fucking air conditioner you sexist pigs!

>>36358073
I can't stand women wearing jeans up to and past their fucking belly buttons, stop that shit it looks fucking awful.

>>36358067
Use Your phone you dings

>>36358067
Go outside. You might as well burn up in the sun and turn to ash because you have no other purpose

>>36358067
Restart your router. Original lel

You're asking the right people, guys are perverts by nature, since women aren't slutty enough yet and men aren't open enough to date slutty women they get addicted to porn. If you want one who's not a pervert some guys have low libido from low testosterone, but that's not attractive.

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>>36358035
Because once you try it once you're addicted forever. I also just want a traditional life with no sex until marriage, but even I can't curb my porn addiction. I'm at least not obsessed with sex, but unfortunately I just can't seem to go without masturbation.

>>36358114
this, guys cant act out their sluttiness because we have to "respect" you while also being turned on by your own sluttiness, so the only option is to find an outlet with no hassle, hence porn. I would give porn up on day 1 if I could get away with a fraction of the sexual freedom women have, bitches motorboating each other and shit, yeah I'd have a real hard time looking at a screen if I was able to do shit like that freely.

Tfw six inches

Massively overstated issue imo.

>>36358072
>Massively overstated issue imo.
what? post pics

>>36358027
7x6. Still a virgin. Masturbating is nice, though.

/b/ is not serious enough and is full of nasty images i would rather not look at.

>>36357964
not interested in porn or ylyl

r9k aint much better but lets face it, porn killed /b/

cause its original content

orginalissimo

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>tfw want the same thing
>tfw will never get it

>>36357934
I do have that, but I also really wanna fuck her.

see, you even have competition here. is life as a male a meme or what

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Why am I on this board?

Continuing the unsolicited advice:

5) Try to consume the same entertainment as normies. This typically means whatever is trending on Netflix. In the current culture, people often define themselves by the entertainment they consume. By consuming separate entertainment, you are unknowingly making yourself apart from them. It's not a coincidence that losers like anime.

6) If you have money to spare, try therapy. Be prepared to go through multiple therapists though. For robots, it can be difficult to find a good fit. The majority of therapists are only good at treating vaguely dissatisfied housewives. The average therapist simply doesn't know where to begin when treating a reclusive virgin NEET shut-in. That said, there are some exceptional therapists out there who can do wonderful things.

7) This is highly subjective, but I recommend reading Stoic philosophy. Start with 'Letters from a Stoic' by Seneca. It is practical philosophy, meant to help the reader improve himself and better endure life's struggles.

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>>36357933

CHOO CHOO

Fuck off normalfag. I'm here to give REAL ROBOT ADVICE

1. Be a NEET. It's comfy and life affirming. Wagecucks have to strain themselves with labor and socialization! total hell! be a NEET
2. Get NEETbux. Self-explanatory
3. Tell normalfags to fuck off r9k.
4. Ignore women. They will string you along until they find another Chad to fuck.

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>>36357916
>talk me out of it lads
I think you should though

You'll end up looking like a literal freak, and male pattern baldness will fuck you up. Also only chasers will try to fuck you and no one will ever truly love you. And you'll still have ugly man feet.

>Hey guys try to stop me from doing this irredeemably grotesque thing to myself. If you tell me it's a bad idea I won't do it :^) I thought it was a good idea i swear. Just how I thought shoving things in my ass was a good idea lol. Look at me I'm so special right? :^))) You have to go out of your way to treat me differently. That means I'm cool. I can't want to take hormones and shove even more thing up my ass! My life is not a complete joke I swear. My ancestors worked hard for me to have all these luxuries in life too bad all that work will end with me shoving things up my ass.

>>36357875
I would not recommend using those to kill yourself
but anything 2000+ is likely to be lethal, just not assured

you're trying to go to hell before you even die? that's bold

>>36357875
>wanting to have your insides burn and hurt before you die

Just buy a helium tank you stupid fool.