>Thanks for taking me on a date, Anon. You seem a little nervous. What are you thinking about?
>>36837978
>Sorry, I'm just a little distracted by the fact that you're wearing a sleeping bag. Is this some kind of hobo chic?
die stipit slot
Not the type I am attracted towards at all
>Come to r9k due to being a mentally ill neet loser
>Everyone is nasty and has different political views than me
Where is the neet hangout for nice people who won't make me uncomfortable with political arguments?
this happened to me so I left, became a normie, and am just back to shitpost as much as I can
>>36837952
Those sort of hangouts died in 2006-2007. Before that everyone was excited you can talk to people all over the world on your computer and wasn't a complete tryhard.
But actually though? I can only refresh the weather forecast so many times before I get bored.
>eat this plate of brownies I made for you sweetie, or else I will put you on house arrest for another 3 months
What would you do in this situation?
>>36837912
>Why on earth are you trying to coerce me into eating baked goods?
are they hot and do i get vanilla ice cream with them?
>>36837912
Never forget originally.
remember when everyone who wasn't a neet virgin was considered a normalfag here?
the fuck happened?
now this board is filled with completely normal people and soc faggots who spout "normies" when talking only about the social elites
I need to fucking leave this place
4chan is the new facebook. phones and all that. all that media exposure from the chan bamboozles brought every edgy normie here
>>36837895
>remember when everyone who wasn't a neet virgin was considered a normalfag here?
No I don't, because it never was and I've been here since the original rock. If anything, the anti-normie thing is relatively recent
>>36837895
You're talking out your ass OP. There are multiple threads daily on why there are so many normies etc here now. I remember when people wouldn't be pounced on for having one facet of a normal life shown in their post.
IF YOU ARE A WHITE PERSON IN JAPAN: GET OUT.
SERIOULSY, OUR PERFECT COUNTRY IS BEING RUINED BY RUDE, DIRTY, UGLY ASS WHITE PEOPLE AND MIDDLE EASTERN SHIT. GET THE FUCK OUT NOW.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE EVEN ONE OF THE """"POLITE"""" ONES. YOU'RE RUINING MY FUCKING COUNTRY.
ALL US JAPANESE FOLK FUCKING LAUGH AT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK.
ALL WHITE PEOPLE IN JAPAN: FUCKING LEAVE. GET OUT. GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>36837893
When I lived in Japan, I really began to understand how racism felt.
>>36837893
I'm only there to fuck the yummy Jap pussy.
Ty Horishimo.
>>36837893
Right back atcha, fuckin nip
>Tfw tall, handsome and genuine but still no gf
>>36837815
>tfw look like Chad, nice clothes, nice car, intelligent, have friends, actively try to act like a confident alpha, but girls are like "you're too good for me" or "you deserve better than me"
Fucking autism, please make it stop.
>>36837815
>tfw you will never know how its like being handsome once in life
>>36837815
If you were actually good looking you would have a gf
How to I admit to my online video game friends that I masturbated to this without them hating me?
I'm a guy (male) btw
>hey guys, I am bisexual. Just putting it out there. haha.
There
>>36837763
Why do you have to inform your Online Video Game Friends about what you masturbate to?Goddamn I love thicc smooth boys
>>36837763
Plot twist, you don't, you either stop or keep your gay mouth shut
>want to take a shit but i already showered
>>36837758
Just stick your ass in the shower shit shouldn't take more than 3 or 4 minutesI mean wash your ass don't shit in the shower
>>36837778
>he doesn't shit in the shower
you're weird m8
>>36837758
use this you fucker
These kinds of Tumblr comics make me sick. People complaining about how hard it is to go outside and be around other people. Unless you have an extreme form of autism, suck it up and deal with it. I get nervous sometimes too, but I work to get better, and I hang out with friends when they ask me to without complaining. I have no sympathy for people like this.
you sound like a normie
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU NORMO PIECE OF SHIT! I WANT PEACE FROM YOU!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
>>36837739
Isn't that exactly what they're doing, though? It's not like the comment depicts them sitting around their comfort zone refusing to leave it ever.
>>36837833
Comic, I mean to say.
This site used to be the dark souls of the internet but now we're mass effect andromeda
>>36837669
Aptly stated although I feel like dark souls has always had that reddit connotation
>>36837669
I love dark souls 3, I just can't beat the first boss because of shity pc controls in that game
>>36837669
More like demons souls desu
beautiful
bold
amazing
art
>Hey, where's Shaquisha at
>I am Shaquisha
>>36837638
thats nothing surprising
don't forget powerful op
>Women hate comes from jealousy because women get more sex than anons. If anons were women, they would be just as slutty and take advantage of their privilege.
>Not all normies are horrible people.
>Anons are only virgins because they are undesirable. They mask this by labeling it as dignity or self-worth.
>Anons hate Chad because they want to be Chad. It's no different than women slut-shaming one another.
>The real robots are gone. Everyone is a normie larping.
>>36837633
>If anons were women, they would be just as slutty and take advantage of their privilege.
No but thank god I am a man being a women is aweful.
>the real robots are gone. Everyone is a normie larping
Normie who's larping here. I can confirm this, I just post about how lonely and beta I am so that I won't get replies telling me to fuck off
>>36837633
Normie with depression here. I'm not a piss jugs anon, but I can confirm that most of anons here are normies
Black girls can be loyal af as long as they aren't from a ghetto background.
Black girls from a middle class background will be a lot more loyal than white/asian chicks from a middle class background.
White chicks from a middle class background
>rampant sluts
>Usually stupid
>Will cheat on you for a chad
>If you make the mistake of marrying one she will take most of your shit
>Just make life worse
Asian girls from a middle class background (in a western country)
>Even more whorish than white chicks due to the large selection of 8/10s available
>Have multiple 8/10 chads lining up for her because asian females are the most desired
>Why would she go for a 3/10 deluded weeb that browses 4chan when she can get dicked by chad
Black girls from a middle class background
>Black girls are the least desired race when it comes to dating
>Even a 5/10 white male can snag himself a 7/10 qt just for being white
>Will stay loyal
>Will not cheat on you
>Most likely a pure virgin.
It's almost like /r9k/ wants to get cucked.
>>36837602
>It's Anon thinks r9k is one singular person with a single set opinnion episode
>>36837602
why do nigs tend to have such long limbs and short torso and necks
I'd rather not have niglet children.
How do I stop going on /pol
It is now doing physical damage to my health, every time I visit I start boiling with anger wishing I could kill those racist fucks
I feel the same way about going to the city with all of you people, but I have to get to work.
>>36837601
Don't click on /pol/ silly.
Or just block /pol/ by using plugins.
>>36837619
Less than one in two trillion seems like an exaggeration. You're telling me i can win the lottery multiple times before a few blacks shoot some whites
I don't know if I'm bisexual or just lonely
>>36837565
sounds like your just lonely and yearning for affection
>tfw i am an asexual yearn for affection
am i a fake asexual or is it because i need an escape from mental problems?
>>36837565
Then you're prison-gay