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>40 years old

>Almost no face lines

REEEEEEEEEE

s-sure tyrone

sorry but im not into niggerfaggots

>>36843207
Female degeneracy is a meme dumb mra faggot

>>36843207
Never. All of that is just excuses that allow outcasts to victimize themselves and feel better about their shitty lives.

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I think 2013, so 26.

That's when I started to read PUA stuff and it helped my get laid a lot.
Now I spend much more time perusing women. I'm successful in terms of getting my dick wet, but it also takes time off of developing my career and projects.

I wish there was a sexless pill that helps you avoid the pits of marriage and onitis, while at the same time make you not bitter

made this short demo on particularly caffeinated night enjoy bots

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cXto6JBgkY

>>36843240

nioce and atmospheric bot i like it could see it used in some exploration video

>>36843240
sounds pretty dece there, anon

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>>36843186
>unfunny

what do you mean dude those memes are dank af XD

>>36843286
>>36843186
1 like = 1 ree
epic meemz XD FTW MEMBER THE 90"s>>>

>>36843186
Is it wrong that I find almost all the memes with the weird "succ" face funny? (i assume these are posted on facebook mostly)

wrong board amigo

>>>/an/

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caw posting was always the superior post.

>>36843097
Once upon a midnight dreary,
while I pondered, weak and weary,

While I nodded, nearly napping,
suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently rapping,
rapping at my chamber door.

Maybe subconsciously you want someone to find that document and get you the help you need?

>>36843090
you want to post it, so just do it

>>36843090
Just you. The rest of us don't have fetishes.

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>>36843067
nope im a 5.5/10 femboy with boobs at best

>>36843067
Did (s)he look good when Crossdressing for the first time?

>>36843234

Why did you fall for the hormone meme?

>>36843261

Yeah, just like a woman. I openly stated I would now be attempting to fug. But I kinda knew already, was just waiting.

>>36843049
fuck you faggot i don't want to develop tinnitus

>>36843115

that was a bit rude friend. I just wanted to share my reee

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>>36843049
Thank you mate, it's much appreciated.

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>mommy doesn't let you leave the house alone or have friends over or go to friends houses when growing up
>mfw she's surprised you grew up to be a robot

>>36843091

>tfw mommy is overbearing, controlling, and lacks respect for your person and your privacy
>tfw mommy calls you a spoiled, victim-complex-having weakling when she hurts your feelings
>tfw you still don't want to move out because you don't want her to be alone
>tfw you're a perpetual 16-year-old trapped in a 20-something body
>tfw she reminds you of you immaturity and incompetency every chance she gets

"Why don't you ever hang out with me, anon?"

>>36843027
damn, that pict is erryday of life bro. good find

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it is okay, you will be just fine, dont worry

>>36843002
Just wait. You keep getting older.

>>36843002
>80 years old
>you're too old to do shit
>you just die
Life is a joke. A really funny one to be honest, made me laugh.

Yo you can still win

>>36842992
Man i am 5'9" and fat as hell and ugly to boot. You'll be fine. Keep your chin up.

>>36842992
>One in billions per load multiplied by the amount of many times his dad bust
>Still mad he was born
>Yo nigger neck yourself

>want a foot massage mom?

>>36842981

Sniff and lick feet 2bqhwy

>>36842981
Mutter "lose weight you cow..."

are they still outside your door

You'll get to a point where your expectation of pleasure is raised so high that you won't be able to enjoy the simple things in life anymore.

A sunny day, a childs smile, and so forth.

Good luck.

>>36842975
Have you ever masturbated while on heroin? What does it feel like?

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>>36842967
fucking wagies envy the NEET life

>>36842967
normies blames homeless people for being homeless. They cant understand how it isnt in some peoples control . additionally males are subhuman

the exception is with women because muh poor women. we must help homeless women or muh sexism

>>36842967
because normies are shit.
while i have been on the street they have showed me more love and compassion than any other normie shithead has ever showed me.

I discovered my sexuality to this game. It's been updated since then though.

>>36842949
>third panel
>read her a poem / kiss her within 5 minutes of meeting her
fk this game

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>>36843205

and thats why you are a virgin