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My liver feels like it's going to rip in half because I drank 3 gallons of vodka a week for 3 weeks.

I should have finished the job.

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>>36570029
>tfw I have a chronic body odor that has ruined my life

am i welcome?

>tfw tummy rumbling because want to eat a bunch of hamburgers like the big fat shit I am but trying to lose weight

suffering

>>36569998
It's dead and there's no way to save it. It's edgy reddit now, just try to post as you usually do or finally grow up and get off the site

>>36570024
The thing is that I never had an issue with people who used reddit as long as they didn't spread our culture out of 4chan

It's like fight club, the first rule about 4chan is not to talk about 4chan
Yet the normies took it from us
It's sad seeing the website slowly die, and with moot gone it feels like a shell

>>36569998
This is the only chan. It cannot be saved, because no individual has control over its destiny. It also cannot be destroyed for the same reason. 4chan is good, and good things become popular. This site is an all-consuming monster, who devours without need for taste or texture. All who come here regularly conform to its language and way of thinking. Fortunately, the 4chan way is one of forced meritocracy - to get recognized, you must post something worthy recognition. Those with delicate sensibilities who are fundamentally not compatible with our culture are either assimilated, or leave.

We are all still anonymous, and those who are not are mocked.
We still do not forgive, because when nothing is sacred, everything is.
We still do not forget, because ours is a collective mind.
We're to be expected, because by if you're reading this - we're already there.

arigatou jesus-kun

>>36569880
I'm trying. 5 days nofap now and I feel good.

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>>36569880
Why did your dad give me the need for a mate without the means to get one?

Whites don't want to harm anyone too much

Niggers don't care if their punch kills or severely injures anyone

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Bumping just to laugh my ass off at the replies before I go to sleep

>>36569834
They aren't though ?

White Americans are just shit at sports that doesn't include hitting a ball with a stick

Tell her how you really feel

>>36569923
He asked how not to fuck it up.

You kill your self Norman, but before you do that, you should get off of my board

>>36569770
excited to suck his dick?

>>36569770
I just scored some loud op. Except I made the mistake of hanging out with people now I'm depressed and can't even enjoy it

>>36569785
Gotta earn that smack somehow

Yes you can as long as you have a source of income.

>>36569741
Yes, sex/relationships are extra bonuses not the main purpose of modern life

>>36569741
Pretty sure the answer is no.

The entire purpose of adult life is to find mates and reproduce. The entire purpose of childhood is to guide you into becoming an adult who can find mates and reproduce.

Fail at any of this stuff and you fail at everything. You fail at life.

>>36569720
You're not ready for level 10 if you're still level 2. How about you work on not being a creep first and work your way up?

>>36569720
Go to her and ask if she as a cig, while you are there watch what she is reading, the ask here something like this
"So, do you like xinsert author here*? I would like to read about him but i don't know where to begin"

If she snobs you, then fuck off

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Just jump off your balcony instead

>>36569689
No the only ones that do it do it for money they don't actually get sexual gratification from it.

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meme

all women are submissive, just a product of innate biology

>>36569713

99% of the time, this. For the remaining 1%, most will either be fat, mentally ill, poly, or some combination of the above.

>>36569656
thats cool. what do you do anon?

>>36569656
Need a slave or something? Shit man, I make 300$ per month in a shit tier country but it's part time. If you need me for something ,I'm your guy.

>>36569656
I like roleplaying on the internet too anon. Good story. 10/10 would imagine again.

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>tfw no manlet shitskin bf who smokes pot and shitposts on /r9k/
Suffering

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>>36569628
Thanks, Doc.

I'm officially an official.

You seem to have had a thing for high-ranking bfs lately.

>Tfw no tall strong alpha male who works out to bully me for being a weak scrawny manley

Fap using shit and piss as lube.
I think I fapped while cutting myself once too.

Had my little brother suck my dick when I was like 13 for around three months.

>>36569613
>Implying I could post that anywhere or even as much as tell someone
Nice try FBI

what are you getting about

redrosid gnitbuod a si DCO

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>>36569581
This gives it the benefit of doubt.

You can express your concerns to her, but you should understand that she's a big girl and that it's ultimately her say as to how she lives her life.

>>36569579
cucked by your own sister kek

>Should I just ignore this and move on with my life?
yes, let her learn and then when she settles for a beta you can warn him.

>>36569538
Well first I make sure that she's really ugly and then I take it from there

I'm not following. How does breast feeding in a private room make you a slut?

>>36569538
Are you settling for catan Op?