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Yes. It's honestly pathetic to see WMAF. They had to go for the most submissive women in the world in order to get a chance lol

>>37076663

tfw you have been addicted to porn so long you no longer can get aroused to even the highest quality JAV and must unironically masturbate to gay horse sex at all fap sessions

oreganowayjose

>>37076702
white men literally can't be robots and should fuck off to >>>/pol/

>>37076538
Post comments you dumb fag

Who $3 bill y'all

>>37076564
heck yea my dude

>>37076517
>>37076517
stop looking to your surroundings m8
i'm 22 years old and I just bought a Keyboard
I want to do EDM.
Stop giving a fuck about people, this is about you, your happiness, your achievement
If a traveler stops to throw rocks at each dog that barks, she's never getting to his destination.

>dead instruments
>not playing modular synth

>>37076517
Guitar just takes practice it's pretty easy

I guess you're all too busy posting in fembot bait threads.

>>37076478
I havent drank for a month. I downed a full bottle of rum chatting to mates on teamspeak and apparently was throwing up in the bathroom later. My family thought I tried to off myself and my dad was inconsolable in tears for some reason. Woke up the next day naked on my bed and ended up sleeping 36 hours out of pure embarrassment.

Frankly I'd like to drink again but my family are funny about it, its fucking insulting that they think I'd kill myself, they still want me to sit down and have a chat about it but I just know I'm gonna end up telling them to get fucked for treating me as some suicidal teen again.

being drunk has lost men lots of shit
i ruined a good many things being drunk

tfw too autistic even for r9k

tfw even robots can drive

>>37076473
>24
>no license; couldn't afford car or insurance even if I had one
>get made fun of by virtually everyone I know for not being able to drive

Don't use others as an excuse to not put in your best effort. What matters is learning to drive.

She's probably very good with money
That's pro-Semitic

>>37076428
Holy shit that nose is a tunnel

>>37076428
shes a qt 3.14
>tfw no qt jewish girl to take your shekels and snuggle

>>37076207

You're not a blonde stacy?

>>37076207
fuck off. saged. get off my board with this attention whoring

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Tfw no ass, and i can't gain weight for some reason.

>>37075957
They keep fucking the same guys over and over, that's why.

I know why . One more piece of the veil falls away.

Because they're working as escorts.

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>>37075957
one word: chad.

:^)

Bullying is fine and is a natural way to mold a child who lacked a poor/no father figure

>>37075969
that's actually bullshit but whatever you gotta tell yourself to justify it

stop fucking bullying anime girls then

they don't want you

what did you use it for faggot

What about on my dick?

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>>37075920
But my penis is so dry. Can't I just use a little bit?

Bump

Origigano

she gives you the same normie advice you read on here but you pay good money for it

they send you to another therapist who then sends you to another therapist and who then sends you to another therapist

then they all get together for dinner and laugh at how much money they sucked out of you

>>37075772
that looks quite edgy. post a pic

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33, married, teacher and soon to be father a girl

>>37075786
There's nothing edgy about being yourself.

>not in spanglish
0/10 attempt at Texas accent

>>37075596
Boy I don't speak'n ur here "es span yole" but even you should undermastand that I can't talk before mah coffe

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sometimes on the trail life doesn't allow for second chances
that's why you gotta make the best out of the chance and cup you've got. please, respect the rules and do not talk to posters before their finished with their first cups.

>>37075316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBRxM5yq2NU

>original comment

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>tfw you've become too old to understand the memes now

>>37075316
baring the drugs that summarizes my wife, she has kept that style up for nearly a decade now.

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>>37075222
Not bad, heh. Banged about 3 slags on my day off. Bought some LA Gear shoes with my hard earned pay check, Jealous?

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>>37075222
nice trips

I hate my job. I have to wake up early and drive in traffic to some stuffy room to crunch numbers into a slow budget pc while the normies make fun of me. Then I drive in traffic back to my apartment in the trashy area of town where I spend my earnings pigging out on food and beer to relieve the anxiety of the day while I browse 4chan. Then I take a shower and fap, then I go to sleep. I don't even have time to watch anime or play vidya anymore.

>>37075222
Don't you ever get tried of making these threads?