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>low wage dead end job
>no valuable skills and can't get any
>25 and living with my mom
>fucking hate her husband
>too few apartments in my country so will be in my 30s before I can move out
>after I move out I can look forward to a lifetime of low-level wageslaving
>no friends or gf ever
Give me one alternative to killing myself
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To help you I need to know what city you're in.
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>>37946953
>tfw skinnyfat
>tfw worst of both worlds, fat but not strong, skinny but not lean
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>>37946953
at least you have your health, im 25 and too sick to work but i get no assistance
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>some stacy spat in my drink as a joke
>all the chads and stacies laughing as i unknowingly drank it
>now have the herp
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Some group of people harass me daily and all because of some wannabe stacies
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>>37946911
yeah but like
think about how the spit feels anon, you didnt even CONSIDER it's feelings you prick
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>>37946911
>OMG did ANON actually drink Stacey's spit?! What a fucking creep!
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i'm a girl(female) and im about to give my first blowjob today
can any robots or fembots give me advice on how to make it turn out right for him? cause right now im basically just looking for phallus-like objects to shove down my throat so i can get used to it
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you'll be fine, make sure to use a LOT of teeth, go really slow, and don't put any pressure on his dick, and only go down like 1 inch, would want to catch any diseases!
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>>37946843
Suck with a good pressure, no teeth but use your tongue a lot especially on the glans.
Up and down the shaft, regular rhythm, then change it up and lick the tip, swirl your tongue around.
Don't do it too long, get to fucking shortly after it gets hard.
t. normie who just got an amazing blowjob an hour ago
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>>37946890
i'm inexperienced not retarded, anon
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Isn't this an illegal move in willy wars?
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>>37946820
i'm a straight guy but that's hot af
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>>37946820
fuck off and sage, rogiginally, tarnafftah
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>>37946820
>i'm a straight guy but that's hot af
>straight
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I've fucked up. Accidentally hooked up with a girl I've been talking to for a while, and I'm hoping to find the best way to deal with it.
>meet girl in class, super cute and shy
>end up working on a class project together, sort of bond
>have a crush on her, mention it, turns out she's dating someone
>she's cool and has good taste in books, so keep in contact with her, have lunch occasionally
>have met her boyfriend, he's jewish and sort of short. nerdy but not in a bad way
>I am spending the summer in the Korea, taking a flight Monday out of Cali cause it's cheaper
>need someone to drive my car back home, and she's owes me a favor
>ask her to come with me to California to help
>it's also a paid mini vacation for her so she agrees
>had plans to stop in Phoenix and Vegas on the way to enjoy myself, her being along doesn't change that
>we are in Vegas now
>cousin lives here, she showed us around yesterday
>had kind of a crazy friday, drinking, some gambling and clubbing
>things got hot and heavy, brought this girl back to the hotel room and in the moment we fucked
>felt kind of bad about this morning but we hooked up again when we woke up
>have had hard core regret all day, she says it's fine it's just a fling before I leave
What do you guys think? I'm friends with her BF on Facebook. Obviously I wouldn't do anything until my vehicle is back at my home, but once it is should I message him? Would you wanna know? Or is it best to just let it blow over?
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>fucked the gf of a nerd
Sorry anon, but you're a Chad now. You must leave this board and never come back.
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he kinda deserves it for letting his gf go away on trips with men
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Anon, nows the time to do the right thing.
Tell the boyfriend. Say she came onto you or took advantage or some shitm
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>the italian girl attacked by acid has a new gf
HAHAHAHAA
SHE WAS ATTACKED BY HER EX NIGGER BOYFRIEND AND SHE HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND, HER INSTAGRAM IS GESSICA NOTARO, HAAHAHAHA
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>her new boyfriend is a white beta
You just can't make this shit up.
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>>37946796
becoming ugly after living a life as a beauty must be so surreal.
Like I'm sure she believed that people were nice to her because of how nice and interesting she was, and then everything stop.
No more smiles in the street, no more special treatement, a lot less attention from the opposite sex.
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>>37947131
This. I'd actually really like to hear her thoughts on this.
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I haven't had sex in 8 and a half years but I want sex all the time it hurts masturbation does nothing seeing hot women irl in the streets hurts porn hurts and I gave myself an internal prolapse from furious analbation due to needing some other form of intense release than just my hand which has stopped working well after loosing my virginity, even a fleshlight pales in comparison now that I know how good the real deal is I need it now where is my gf REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>I haven't had sex in 8 and a half years
What are you doing here with a fucking love live pic you took off google. fuck off you old retarded normalfag. Please consider suicide Chad.
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>>37946979
Shut up and let me fuck you, you have a hole, let me ram hole now
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>>37946979
YOu have a picture of a cute animu grill pretend you're that grill and bend over It'll feel good for you too come on
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Is this ass too much? Have my tastes gone overthicc or just right? She likes me and is 18 and introverted and not a whore despite what the writing says.
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Nice try, OP. Good luck next time.
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If they voluntarily sent you a picture of their ass, they are a whore.
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>>37946695
What?? Im drunk and on pills rn I cant decipher what tou mean by this.
>>37946715
True but at least ahe hasnt had sex eith a bunch of guys kind ofwhore
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>perfectly fine around girls, even attractive girls, no sperging out, no anxiety
>girl shows the slightest bit of interest towards me
>anxiety fucking spikes
>ignore her or reject her so I'll calm down
How do I stop this
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>>37946636
>no sperging out, no anxiety
>girl talks to you
>anxiety, sperg out
for fuck's sake, get a hold of yourself anon
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>>37946659
I'm fine with talking to girls about school and work and stuff but if they suggest hanging out or adding me on any social I panic.
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>girl looks at me
>start shaking until she looks away
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Does anyone eIse on here ever get vagina envy?
l'm not sure l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... lt just feels Iike both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone know this feeling?
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>>37946612
no you are just gay as fuck
orgayno
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>>37946612
Fucking original sage, suprrr s]original
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>>37946612
does anyone else think mods are shit?
this thread serves as a promise for me to be a better nicer person
any time I think about typing a post with something rude, insulting, or needlessly hostile in it, I will type it out to make myself feel better and then delete it instead of post it. I will not be rude to others, even if they're being rude to me. I will do my part to make /r9k/ a friendlier and warmer place!
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>>37946578
You could start by commuting suicide
I mean have nice day anonkun
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Aww that's very nice of you anon. I hope your life becomes better.
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How bout you not post yui, ever again. Before I personally stab her to death.
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>tfw you realize you arent even that fat since 230lbs at 5'11" but have gyno
and the gyno caused me to not stand straight because i was ashamed of my tits spiking out of my shirt
and the tits caused me not to leave the house because i couldnt find a decent shirt to hide it in summer
i was doomed from begin, i didint even had a chance
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>>37946564
I'm 6'2 at 180 an I have considerable amount pf fat on me. What you have isn't gyno. You are just objectively fat m80.
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>>37946564
>tfw you eat more when depressed
I wish i'd be the other type.
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>>37946907
then how come i feel the gland behind my squeezed nipple?
Can everyone post Emo songs, i only like emo songs
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>>37946536
favorite emo album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH5Zy1B9BxY
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>>37946559
Good anon, i like this music, blessings of 2007 upon ye
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Nothing is going to top MCR.
>tfw you entire taste in music came from copying what your roastie high school crush like which happened to be Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco, My Chemical Romance, etc.
Is it weird to always sleep over at a female friend's place after you have been out partying?
idk why the hell we share bed since we dont even fuck each other
plz help me relaitonship experts
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You're like her gay best friend, she trusts you not to want to fuck her.
But you do want to fuck her, don't you OP?
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FUCK OFF NORMO
seriously why don't you fags go to >>>/adv/ where you won't get reee'd at
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>>37946531
it's normal, there are several ways you can go about this:
1. make a move immediately after the party before you sleep, when she is in a good mood
2. make a move in the morning when she wakes up, her guard will be down and morning sex is fun
3. don't do anything but slowly escalate, cuddle her, feel her up, etc. and slowly work up to sex
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>Tfw friendship with only friend is one sided
>decide to stop asking him to hangout for a month
>he doesn't even notice
I just want friends who want me around
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>it's a someone you've been best friends with since childhood gets a gf for the first time and then proceeds to completely cut contact with you episode
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Iktf OP, anytime I stop making the effort to text somebody, they never send me another text.
Why do I ALWAYS have to do the fucking work? Half of the time they don't even respond or give me some bullshit.
I wish people would just tell me they hate me or think I'm boring as fuck, at least then I would know.
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>>37946497
>>37946858
>>37946497
>>37946858
you're both boring as fuck and I don't want to talk to you, I only reply out of politeness. If I do want to talk, which is usually when I'm drunk or high and randomly think of you, I'll let you know.
Otherwise, I have no need for you to text me.