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Anonymous
2017-04-01 05:06:54 Post No.35940686
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I was playing dual links and someone pulled a [mirror wall] and i had my face down [counter trap] but the game skipped my comand prompt to activate it.

WHAT THE FUCK KONAMI FIX THIS GLITCH. WHATS THE POINT OF HAVING A COUNTER TRAP IF I CAN'T USE IT YOU FUCKING CUNTS.

Good game though

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:07:55 Post No.35940703
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:07:55 Post No.35940703 [Report]

there's a board for this shit, sperg-lord
>>>/vg/

Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:09:03 Post No.35940726
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>>35940703
R9k is for anythinggg, just not normies

Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:12:23 Post No.35940784
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:12:23 Post No.35940784 [Report]

id brobably hed condishins tu bee agtibated

Anonymous
2017-04-01 05:04:39 Post No.35940643
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:04:39 Post No. 35940643 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do homosexual >tfwnobf posters use pictures of cute anime girls as their OP image despite being men? Why not cute anime boys? Why not handsome bishonen dudes? Is it to lure "straight" guys into the threads?

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:08:16 Post No.35940711
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>>35940643
Yes you've finally caught on we use cute anime girls to lure straight men in then infect them with the gay

Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:09:46 Post No.35940738
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>>35940643
because if they posted anything else they wouldn't get orbiters to want to pound their 300lb pooper

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Because faggots tend to like cute things.

Anonymous
2017-04-01 05:04:04 Post No.35940635
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:04:04 Post No. 35940635 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you take 3 extra strength 5 hour energy drinks at once

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:05:25 Post No.35940664
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>>35940635
more like this
>HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:06:34 Post No.35940679
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:06:34 Post No.35940679 [Report]

>drinking the high energy jew

Literally just sugar, caffeine and sweeteners. Enjoy diabetes I suppose.

Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:07:30 Post No.35940692
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>>35940664
I don't know how I was able to survive desu honest. My heart was beating unbelieveably fast. I started hallucinating and got a massive fucking head ache

Anonymous
2017-04-01 05:02:28 Post No.35940603
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:02:28 Post No. 35940603 [Report] [View this topic]

im a girl
how do i find a guy thats okay with only blowjobs since im abstinent

i found one once but he was a beta orbiter and i dont have respect for them. you should never put a girl on a pedestal.

most people dont expect black girls to be abstinent so its harder for me

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:03:39 Post No.35940627
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>>35940603
This is my ideal gf I'd rather have blowjos and handjobs more than sex

Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:04:02 Post No.35940633
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:04:02 Post No.35940633 [Report]

why are you abstinent? Are you asexual or is it for religious reasons?

Just look for either another asexual man or another religious man

Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:04:45 Post No.35940647
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>>35940627
That's still sexual

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:00:45 Post No. 35940575 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw Alex Jones will never be your dad

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:04:59 Post No.35940653
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:04:59 Post No.35940653 [Report]

I know his son. They live down the street from me here in Austin.

Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:07:42 Post No.35940698
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>>35940575
My dad isn't as extroverted, but he looks and thinks the same

Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:08:47 Post No.35940720
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>>35940575
>tfw angry screaming balding drumpf retard wont be your dad

Anonymous
2017-04-01 04:55:32 Post No.35940509
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:55:32 Post No. 35940509 [Report] [View this topic]

Sorry pal only NEETS are allowed here~
Security Guard Jim.He will only let NEETS and legit outcasts into the "NEETS-CLUB".
"Prove your are a /r9k/ool guy"

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:56:42 Post No.35940526
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>>35940509
security guard is a job, not a neet kick him out

Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:58:10 Post No.35940545
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>>35940526
It's volunteer work, nice try, EET scum>>35940526

Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:59:36 Post No.35940558
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>>35940509
fuck Aoi fucking roastie bitch

Anonymous
2017-04-01 04:54:05 Post No.35940487
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:54:05 Post No. 35940487 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no neet boyfriend to cuddle with

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:55:22 Post No.35940503
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:55:22 Post No.35940503 [Report]

>posted by a man with a penis

Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:57:31 Post No.35940533
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>>35940503
Are you saying boys can't be cute?

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>>35940487
fuckoff faggot.
I miss when you were ostracized and your degeneracy had repercussions instead of being celebrated

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:52:54 Post No. 35940471 [Report] [View this topic]

hi! please join our /comfy/ discord server ^___^ no hate speech or bullying allowed; only making friends!!!
also please feel free to post comfy pictures!

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:54:09 Post No.35940489
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im dumbo I forgot the link
https://discord.gg/dp8Rm

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very comfy pic....

Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:25:18 Post No.35941056
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>>35940471
>no hate speech or bullying allowed

This is 4chan you nigger

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:52:14 Post No. 35940458 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>get on a bus
>only one girl inside
>holyfuck.jpeg
>10/10 qt3.14
>immediately get hypnotized by her
>without thinking I sit next to her even though every seat on the bus is available
>realize what I just did as she looks t me with weird eyes
>autism kicks in and i get up and change seats
>realize what i just did again
>spent the entire ride thinking of ways to kill myself

why I'm I like this?

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 06:17:32 Post No.35941828
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>>35940458
Post your face, ace.

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>>35941828
do you have any more stories like this faggot?

Anonymous 2017-04-01 06:23:46 Post No.35941911
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 06:23:46 Post No.35941911 [Report]

Should have said, "whoops thought you were my friend", then moved you fucking autist

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2017-04-01 04:51:48 Post No.35940450
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:51:48 Post No. 35940450 [Report] [View this topic]

>you will never play alpha minecraft for the first time ever again

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:55:31 Post No.35940508
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>>35940450
Those were the days....

Game was good till he turned development to Jens and the autistic sperglords flooded in.

Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:57:43 Post No.35940540
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:57:43 Post No.35940540 [Report]

I run a vanilla minecraft server for me and my friends, would anyone be interested in joining? Hosted in socal. no mods or rules other than dont grief pls and dont be a dicklord

Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:02:45 Post No.35940608
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>>35940450
Good fucking game man. Development went to shit. Found other games.

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:51:24 Post No. 35940443 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw the only time I believe in god is when I pray I'll die in my sleep

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:52:22 Post No.35940459
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I'm pretty sure divine intervention is the only way Chris-chan has managed to survive this long.

Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:53:56 Post No.35940486
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>>35940443
that is not a vagina

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>>35940443
No more Chris mangina please.

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the asian gf meme Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:45:25 Post No. 35940332 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me, blackbot
>at summer program camp at this college one summer
>go to the gym with some people in the mornings mainly cause i want to get to know people
>don't actually go to the gym normally, just want to meet people
>end up going with these three other girls every morning
>one was this 5/10 white girl
>another was 7.5/10 white girl
>another was 7/10 asian girl
>best looking white girl kinda wasnt my type (stacy vibes) so went for asian girl kinda
>one day we're walking back from gym and me and the asian girl are only ones walking back together
>decided to ask her to lunch at some place i knew of on campus
>she agrees
>fuckyes.jpg
>we agree to meet after our class in the afternoon and go
>fast forward to after class
>meet her outside
>"oh anon, by the way i thought i should bring some friends"
>legit brings like 6 or 7 other girls
>feels like i'm leading a fucking field trip since i'm taller than all of them and walking in front
>end up not talking to her much after that
>pic related

Do asian girls just really not like black guys? I'm pretty lightskinned (like maybe a shade darker than Drake color) but doesn't seem to matter. I've rarely seen Asian girls date black guys too. Anybody got some ideas on this?

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:48:17 Post No.35940381
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no one is reading that wall of green you stupid nigger
sage

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>>35940381
fpbp
origorigorig

Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:50:09 Post No.35940421
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:50:09 Post No.35940421 [Report]

Should have made your intentions clearly so you could be shot down on the spot instead.

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Anyone want to degrade this undercover roastie with me? 2017-04-01 04:44:59 Post No.35940327
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Anyone want to degrade this undercover roastie with me? Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:44:59 Post No. 35940327 [Report] [View this topic]

Looking for someone to cum on/degrade this undercover roastie that I know. Kik is cgescgf

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Anotha pic

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>>35940327
>kik
OP is either a nigger or a 10 year old boy

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Again anotha pic

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/cripplingdepression/ general SkeletonJW (ID: !!9gZVFc6RHX+) 2017-04-01 04:43:27 Post No. 35940300 [Report] [View this topic]

still need a job, no blog post tonight

how are you all doing

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:05:00 Post No.35940654
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:05:00 Post No.35940654 [Report]

hey bud I see no replies. want to talk?

Anonymous 2017-04-01 05:05:38 Post No.35940668
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>>35940300
>tfw first full time job
>depression is worse than ever
great

SkeletonJW (ID: !!9gZVFc6RHX+) 2017-04-01 05:06:52 Post No.35940683
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>>35940654
eh, sometimes. i usually just reply to people but its a weird time/day for it so not getting posts

>>35940668
Is it because of the job or unrelated things?

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:39:48 Post No. 35940235 [Report] [View this topic]

Have you even had sex?

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 04:40:34 Post No.35940252
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>>35940235
>Have you even had sex?
No

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>>35940235

a few times yeah

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>>35940235
A few times but only with one girl

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