>be me 18
>have been orbiting this girl for 2 years, I find her really cute, but I am not sure why (she doesn't seem to get any attention from other guys)
>I don't know if she likes me but I think that she figured out that I would do anything for her as soon as she asks me
>one day, I am walking around with a group of friends and she is also there, I am being joked about again and she legit tries to defend me
>i think she could be legit the perfect extroverted girlfriend for an INTP like me.
>but highschool is almost over and I will probably see her for the last time at the graduation ceremony
>I already know that I will be too shy to tell her anything that I feel about her
>next year I'll be doing electrical engineering and I'll probably not meet a girl there. I really think she is the only one and that I'll die alone if I don't ask her.
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Fucking do it. I waited too long, and asked 1 week after she got hooked up by her friend with a Pajeet.
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>>37875285
Do it faggot or be miserable that you never tried.
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>>37875285
dammit OP tell her how you feel
do it now
>really hot few days
>sweating indoors and outdoors and in my bed
>don't shower because I start sweating as soon I walk out the shower and my bed is already crusty with sweat
>get foamy foul-smelling dick cheese but it's not on my dick it's in the pit between my balls and my thigh
what did my body mean by this
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>>37875280
It meant for you to shower regularly.
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>>37875280
What region? 106 degrees here today. Feels bad
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>>37875359
I'd rather not say, but I will say that we measure our temperature in Celsius and we have universal healthcare.
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big things are happening in my life. I have a great job, and I live in a great place by myself. I'm often online on discords and I watch lotta underground comedy stuff. I've passed that threshold where I'm done with overanalyzing everything and everyone and thinking i'm some mastermind reader. I just take everything one step at a time.
>so there's this girl
>talk with her everyday
>she makes me so happy, and so do I
>really fucking beautiful, extreme wife material
>we watch so many shows and movies together, even play recent games together
>when we talk it's like the the the real thing
>chemistry is 200%
>we help eachother out, improving as people
>she makes me want to become a better man
>she lives 6000km away from me
what do I do here. do I risk it when I visit her? do I just stay happy as she is pretty much the greatest friend i've ever had? do I truly try my best to seek happiness? I've been with so many women, but she blows my mind next level. I don't know. seeking guidence, and understanding.
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maybe I should just value what I have now
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>>37875824
When you visit her, pay attention to things like body language. If she seems into you, go for it. Obviously go for it if she comes on to you.
Good luck, man! I know how it feels to be in love.
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>>37875904
i know, i'm just scared. it might be a while until i'll see her. we all have busy lives, but my biggest fear is the realization that due to the distance and how moving would potentially be a problem. i don't understand how I could sustain such a thing. thanks alot though man.
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When is /r9k/ going to die because there will be no more possible new posts?
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Pretty sure it gets reset every few months, seen this thread dozens of time I'm sure
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Theoretically, with a 2000 character post limit, how many unique posts can there be assuming every character can represent a non-ascii character.
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Brown cock owner here. You have 10 seconds to explain to me why you don't have a white twink bf.
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My roommate wants me to fuck his ass, but I'm not gay. That nigga even called me his dad.
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>>37875215
Too autistic to get dates
Still live with shitty controlling parents
Don't have a car
Have poor social skills
Too afraid to make the first move on the only gay twink I know because I have very few friends and don't wanna lose him
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>>37875215
I'm the white twink.
At the same time, my degeneracy comes and goes in waves.
I would never date a boy because of that.
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>move to new city
>know absolutely nobody here
>post in /soc/ but it turns out the only people there are mtf trannies and gay guys
>make OKcupid profile
>lots of cute girls kinda near me
>find 3 girls that aren't unobtainably attractive
>message them
>they visit my profile
>no response
Fuck I hate that website, I get 40 year old women with disgusting faces messaging me, 400lb midgets, and blacks messaging me dumb shit like "Hey :)"
BUT If I see an average looking girl not horribly overweight with a 95% match rate, they ignore me.
I have trouble making friends, and even more trouble talking to girls and keeping their interest in me. I just have no idea what to do.
Brother tells me to try going to a bar, restaurant, or "just get out there". At bars, theres 56 guys, and if there happens to be a woman they're with their husband. Girls apparently don't go to restaurants alone. And I must be a terrible loiterer because just going out I never talk to anyone.
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What the fuck why do I have to confirm this shit I am a robot and proud
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>>37875171
hahahhahahahahaha
stop.
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buy a 4chan pass
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>>37875171
Slow day on r9k
>>37875211
Dubs here is right.
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>you will never be at the airport casually playing the neon genesis evangelion theme on a piano and get recorded and put on youtube
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I can actually play it, but I'll never play it in public because I am too afraid to make a mistake
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THIS IS YOUR TIME TO PAY
THIS IS YOUR JUDGEMENT DAY
WE MADE A SACRIFICE, AND NOW WE GET TO TAKE YOUR LIFE
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>3am
>think about taking a walk since it's nice and peaceful outside
>fantasize about meeting a qt outside, talking and hanging out with her
>this proceeds to make me feel like I'll miss the chance to find true love if I don't go outside today
What did my brain mean by this?
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Going outside at night is dangerous.
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Life is not a princess tale, stop thinking about "love".
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>>37875192
It's pretty safe here honestly. I live in a cozy yuropoor town with a 20k population.
>>37875200
Cheers, you're probably right.
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does anyone else here make women hate threads in an attempt to turn people gay?
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i am going to eat 10 grams of diphenhydramine when my package arrives tomorrow
I'll never wake up again it's looking good
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enjoy becoming a vegetable after you fail
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>>37875098
What led you to this point in your life OP?
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enjoy the spiders
I love you all and I love that these threads are still here.
It finally happened. I snapped and walked out. Hours ago.
No drama. No autistic screaming or melodramatic speeches. I switched my monitor off, put my jacket on and walked out.
I do not have a plan, my savings are equal to my debt and I am now at the mercy of my mother. If I worked another month I would have
committed suicide anyway so what does it matter.
Well done, wageslavery, you got 3... THREE fucking YEARS out of my life, you fucking VAMPIRE. And now you can suck my fucking dick. I'll
freeze on the streets before I go through this horseshit ever again.
I don't belong in these threads anymore. I want to lend my support to you all. I've put in the hours. I've put in the hours after the hours that they
don't pay you for. I've been bullied by the neurotypicals, I've had the passive-aggressive emails, I've tried to juggle the stupid politics with
actually doing my stupid job.
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I took a month off in February, NEETies.
It comes down to this.
The serenity of that month.
The calm, the peace in my mind even as my income was cut immediately.
Waking when I wanted to. Waking when the birds sang. Watching the normies gmmble as they started their cars up and I cracked a beer open at 7am.
There is no price, no payrise, no salary increase you could ever put on the sublime almost spiritual mentality l was in that whole month.
Likewise:
The drudgery. The pain. Physical and mental pain. The depression, the suicide ideation, the noise, the lights, the constant back and forth chit chat buzzing in your ears, the phones ringing, the demanding normies demanding their norrnie shit, the bosses jumping down your back, their bosses jumping down their back, the stupid pointless nightmare merry-go-round we force ourselves
through again and again like Sisyphus, thinking it'll eventually just 'get better' or you'll 'get used to it'?
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No amount of money is worth it. Nothing you can buy with the money you makejustifles it. You cannot buy time. I cannot buy back the 3 years this shit has cost me. They're gone. If I died a
minute after signing that contract in 2013 it wouldn't have mattered. Life has been nothing but pain ever since. .. fuck it.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck them all, I'm out, I'm done, I'm uncertain about the future, and I'm happy for the first time in god knows how long.
To all my brothers still in the wageslave trenches, ganbatte.
If you give up, don't feel bad. This world is insane. You are the sane one. Do not let them guilt trip you. Do not believe the hype. Stay strong. I wish I could lift the burden of every one of you
but all I have is words. I'm no longer qualified to post here but I'll still be reading and rooting for you all.
Love forever.
(phew! finally done typing this in a word doc)
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Hang in there neetie
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reminder that if you have ever been romantically desired by anyone of the opposite/same sex, you do NOT belong here
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But i still feel so angry
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>>37875090
Too bad nerd.
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>>37875090
l belong here.
Jesus christ. Is this how black people feel when they see minstrel shows?
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>Is this how black people feel when they see minstrel shows?
Black people tend to like rap music, so no.
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EVEN THE FUCK NORMIES MEME HAS NOW BE APPROPRIATED IT
I SAW IT COMING AND ITS FINALLY HAPPENED
NOT BEING A NORMIE IS NOW A NORMIE THING
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>>37875183
Time to get /fit/ and beat them at their own game.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go watch Drive and imitate Ryan Gosling.