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haha silly anon i only did THAT once...
believe me im ready to settle donw now :)
besides we were all young at some point didnt we? i bet you did crazy stuff as well now stop being a bitch and marry me
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I will die alone

and i accept it
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The only people who care about another persons past are the people whi have no past of their own. Maybe you should have lived life a little bit instead of sitting in your room constantly judging people you dont even know.
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>>35372104
Its human nature to judge, its how we improve and innovate

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Daily reminder if you spent even 1 dollar on girl streamers or you are subscribed to one, I despise you and you should consider killing yourself.
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>>35371970
How is it any different from giving money to strippers? Does that fall into the same category?
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>>35371970

im subbed to a streamer and on occasion give additional donations.
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>>35371970
Yep. I legitimately don't understand the thought process of men who do this.

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>Born with Kallmann syndrome
>Inch shy of five feet @ 24 years old
>Can't flirt with women irl because I look 11
>Can't join dating sites with my actual pictures or I get removed
>Every girl I've sent pics to assumed it was a cruel joke or she didn't think I was worth the trouble
>Can't have a family even if I find a nice girlfriend
>Friends are all older now and aren't comfortable being around me in public
>Only way I can make friends now is either hanging with kids half my age or making friends online

Who else /fuckedup/? Honestly I'd probably be dead if 4chan was any less active. I won't really have anything enjoyable in life if the internet ever starts to get boring.
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What's kallmann syndrome
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>>35371798
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

KING MANLET LMAO AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post pic of yourself
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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Behold the power of......Math!!!!!!!!
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>>35371723
Those are the fucking guys that were in my CS class at college
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>>35371743
Lol if you look at the pic it looks like a Medieval themed bash or something and this autist thought bringing a fucking zelda plastic sword would make his fedora ass fit right in
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>>35371723
>mfw that's a second sword and not a sheath
even worse

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What college do you go to and how does it affect your life? What about it makes it harder to make friends/find love/etc?

Pic relevant. I go to NYU.
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>>35371714
I have a deep hatred for NYU. My best friend got in and he totally changed. He's super PC and not the guy I once knew. He's dating some feminist cum-dumpster he met over there and forgot about me.

Ok I'm done REEEEEing about how my best friend is more successful than me
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>>35371841
An all too common story from NYUers. People end up militant leftists, the women are mostly sluts, the guys who aren't gay are rich chads or just complete loners. Your story doesn't surprise me.
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NYU is the ultimate cuck school , annoying lefties , feminists , obnoxious staff and kike tuition no thanks

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Discord Thread for incels (involuntary/voluntary celibates) with the general theme of self improvement

Self Improvement Channels:
>General-Improvment
>Book-Club
>Physical-Fitness

Feeling sad and venting your feels is still ok.

Rules:
1. Don't be a huge fag
2. Virgins only.

Both genders welcome as long as they fit the rules.

This week's book is Meditations by Marcus Aurelius

https://discord.gg/5xNbs
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Bump (bane?)

Join if you want a group to improve with
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Why the fuck would any want to talk to a group of virgin manchildren? R9k is bad enough.
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>>35371705
>Feeling sad and venting your feels is still ok

He's lying. He'll belittle you and treat you like shit for displaying feels. Don't join.

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Can you sing, anon?
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>>35371619
I've been told I'm a good backing vocalist.
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Yes, but I keep it a secret. Too shy to sing in front of anyone
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>>35371619
No.

I've been a quiet autismo since childhood. My voice begins to crack when i try to sing

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I've seen recently many women wearing this. What do they mean by this?
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>>35371590
I've recently found an OP who likes to make the same thread 700 times in a row. What do they mean by this? Might as well make a "choker general" by now
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Its a good question.But i think every girl (or boy)who wears one is a whore
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>>35371590
they mean they need me to drop to my knees and kiss their feet and thank them for existing

that's what seeing a girl with a choker does to me

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One time around 2012
>Kid was spreading nudes of this girl around.
>I ask him for them and he sends them.
>I reply with FBI copy paste.
>He actually believes it.
>He calls me and I act panic.
>He starts crying heavily while I have phone on speaker for friends to hear.
>I fake knock on my desk
>"Oh shit they're here!"
>He cries more and then says in a teary snotty voice "I nee..eed to te..ell my mom"
>I tell it would be his only option except don't say my name because the FBI will intaragate us
>Put phone and mute and start keking extremely hard.
>I had to hang up as I was about to piss myself.
>I text him saying I was joking.
>He doesnt reply.
>School next day.
>He sees me and he looks in bad shape.
>He rages at me and cusses me out Infront of the class making a big scene.
>I kek again.
2013
>Girl I was dating said something stupid.
>I ignore her.
>She continues saying shit to get a response out of me.
>I tell her that everything we've been through including her depression was just me seeking pussy and that I could give 0 fucks about her.
>She calls me with crying voice.
Win
>I hang up and she sends text of her bloody wrist.
>I ignore her and don't talk to her ever again but she continued to try and contact me for about a year straight.
2016
>Guy accidentally spills milk on me at food place.
>Everyone there is staring at me, waiting for a response like I won't do anything.
>I yell at him and tell him to clean my clothes with a towel.
>He does and I pour the rest of the milk on him and smack him across the ear Infront of his GF and all his buddies at his table.
>I leave the area but a girl follows me.
>She calls me an asshole and tells me that he cries after I left and demands me to go back and apologize.
>I tell her it was an accident and giggle but security escorts me out.
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I make myself cry all the time. Does that count?
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Sociopath or fantasy tale?
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>>35371446
I always assume these are troll posts but there are a substantial amount of sociopaths and other freaks on the chans.

Anway:

>sparring in karate class
>kick a girl too hard on the shin
>she sobs quietly for a bit

That's it.

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You will never fall in love
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>>35371155
I did and then she broke my heart so i couldnt do it ever again
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I did. In fact I'm with a girl right now. I'm about to travel all the way from the US to the UK to see her for my spring break. However, I keep asking myself how much I'm actually in love. She's a normie, I have literally no friends, I don't go out ever, don't talk to anyone, don't have a job, nothing. But I'm a good partner, and she this entire life with friends and a future and all that, but she's kind of a shitty girlfriend. And to top it off, she comes from a backwards culture and her parents still control her life. I'm 10 months into it, and I am constantly at odds with what I want to do with it. If I ever broke up with her, I'd be alone. Completely alone. No one to talk to, nothing. No family, no friends, nothing.
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>>35371155

>Be 23 years old
>never fallen in love in my life

Maybe I'm some weird fucking psychopath

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>manlets will never get laid
>got myself a blue eyed blonde qt that loves me

What's your excuse now, robots?
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You look like a highschooler whose head belongs down a fuckin toilet m8
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Too bad she's fucking Chad behind the scenes you dumb unaware KEKOLD
DIE
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>>35371055
good for you anon
how big is her dick?

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>it's spring break
>I stay on campus
>happy to experience solace while all the normies are gone on vacation
>only leave my room to eat/bathroom/buy more weed
>a group of guys and girls start hanging out in the lobby
>they're literally down there all day
>they see me come in at 12pm and then they see me leave again at like 7-8pm, and then return at like 7:30pm with food
>can tell they're judging the fuck out of me
>hungry as fuck
>went to use microwave, thinking it's 1AM so maybe they'd be gone
>they're all down there talking loud as fuck
>they all get quiet and stare at me as I walk in
>after a pause everyone resumes talking, avoiding looking at or acknowledging me
Fuckin normies. They're not doing anything either, the only difference is they're doing nothing in a giant group while I'm doing it alone.
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Go sit by them, and eat.
post results
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Every time before going the down stairs I would always take out my shoe and pray (while bending down). I feel sorry for people who don't do this. I would always get looks from people and honestly I can't wait for judgement day.
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>>35370796
There are no possible outcomes that this could result in.

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Hi guys,
I'll get right to the point. I haven't talked to anyone cool in a long time. My friends group is retarded chads and my love life is stagnant. I have pretty boring interests but I like to talk about a lot of things. My question is: can I have a normal conversation anymore?
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What are your interests?
your comment isn't original faggo
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>>35370691
skating, cars and music mainly
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>>35370730
Any particular music or just music in general?

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>All my favorite game series are being ruined
>There hasn't been a good game in years
>Normies take over my favorite games that screech "Get out if you don't like it"

My anger is uncontrollable at the moment
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>>35370611
>"there hasn't been a good game in years"
>he hasn't played the latest Zelda game
Confirmed for shit taste. You deserve your negative feelings, shittastebot.
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What game series, OP?
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>not playing the classics still

Shit man. I just started FFVII again and I'm 40+hrs in and not even past disc 1 yet
Y'all too negative

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>time is moving by extremely fast
>12 hours seems to pass in what feels like 4
>been up for two days straight without sleep
>finally tired enough to sleep
>dont want to sleep because dreams are going to suck
>going to sleep will just advance time forward 8-12 more hours

though we're all on the road to our inevitable doom, i'm glad to have shared the ride with you. if you're stuck in limbo with no hope like me, i just want to say, stay strong. do what you gotta do to climb up out of the hole, and never come back. this suffering aint worth it.
i'm going to start looking for work so i can live my life and not be "that guy who spends 20 hours a day in his room with the door locked"
my family is ashamed of me, my one friend that ive known since 1st grade is becoming distant, and i'm spiralling further and further into depression
no more.
i'm 23 years old, and a high school drop out who has never held a job longer than a month. no references, no resume, and no reason for anyone to hire me. but i'm going to try. i'm going to try and unfuck my shit before i am swallowed by the black void that is the path i'm traveling down

wish me luck. this is going to take some serious effort
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When you give up and want to embrace the NEET life, post again and let me know. I'll let you move in with me and help you get on the bux.
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>>35370462
Greetings anon, I fear I'm heading down the same path. How do I save myself?
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>>35370510
i wish such an easy way out existed for me

>>35370521
you need to stop escaping reality. it feels great and its a nice distraction but it wastes your time. time is a more valuable asset than money.

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