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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECE-
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THIS IS LAST RESOR-
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SuFFOCATION
InSEMINATION
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DON'T GIVE A HECK IF I STUB MY TOE SCREAMING

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Today, I wrote a letter to a girl who told me a few months ago that she felt no romantic connection towards me. I told her that I love her. How badly did I fuck up?
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>>39656569
You have nothing to lose. You did not fuck up.
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>>39656594
That's kind of the attitude I took when I decided to write it. She told me that in July after we had a really intense "fling", for a lack of a better term.

She goes to college almost two hours away, and I was planning to drive up and tell her in person a few weeks ago, but I freaked out and texted her that I wanted to talk instead, to which she replied that she had moved on and was happy.

I gave it to my friend who will give it to the girl when she goes back to campus this week. I'm really nervous that the girl will just throw it away before reading it.
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>>39656569
She already shot you down: that's rock bottom, friend. There is nothing you can do to make it worse (aside from drugging her at a chad party and masturbating as chads take turns with her. That would make things worse.)

>hey cherry boy, wanna come play with us? We're missing a member for the volleyball team
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sorry I'm not very tall or athletic
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>>39656556
the HELL is a 'cherry' boy?
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>>39656797
A virgin male

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What kind of girls do hapas like?
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>>39656487
if the supreme gentleman is anything to go by
blue eye blonde girls
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Some like niggo bitches.
Some like beaner bitches.
They are all bitches.

I'm hapa and I perfer white women but, would be ashamed if I reproduced with one. Half or quarter chink children are ugly.
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>>39656487
oH mY gOd iS tHat j a c k i e c h a n ?!?!!!?!?!?!?!

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Anyone here got over fear of rejection?

How do you actually ask someone out, even if all the signs are positive? If you take the time to build up a good friendship with a girl and then ask her out and she turns it down, how does that not completely taint the friendship and make everything that follows incredibly awkward?
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Not necessarily, but the friendship was tainted to begin with unless you honestly and sincerely are okay with just being friends with her. Otherwise you are just strategizing to fuck her.
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>>39656484
Get exposed to enough rejection that it becomes benign. Also have another part of your life you value, so being rejected won't be the be all end all to your sense of worth.

>building a friendship to ask someone out

That's just about the worst way to go about it for the average chanposter.

And if you're harboring feelings for someone, there's no real viable friendship to be had. Just a future nice guy tantrum about the friendzone, authored by you.
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>>39656484
>>39656553
Don't listen to this dumbass, opie. Here's some friendly advice from a failed normie.
>Slowly escalate things to the next step, starting off small
>"you look good today."
>"I like those pants."
If she gives good feedback, escalate it further
>nudge her playfully im laughter when she tells a good joke
>tell her that she look REALLY good in that outfit
Now if she responds well, you say
>"We should go on a date sometime, haha."
Wallah, you have a girlfriend.

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At first I was going to ask why people kill themselves. After writing a bit I want to ask why the fuck people who kill themselves are so wrong and why can they not see it?

I just read someones letter b4 they suicided and they seemed so fucking silly. They had so much self hatred, but instead of looking in and accepting themselves, mistakes and all, they just blamed everyone else for their flaws. No personal responsibility. It was everyone else fault they were a shirty person. It was everyone else fault they wanted to die. Yet, they had the most ideal standards of how everyone should act. Standards the world could never act perfectly. Qualities they themselves do not act perfectly. Perfectionists who could never hope to achieve their own goals. She hyper focused on the negative aspects of everything who did not meet her standards. Simultaneously acting as a proud beacon of justices and all that is holy, but on the inside a hallow self shamed shell of a person. Acting as if the world itself was going to self destruct if everyone didn't act to her standards. Yet, not able to achieve her own standards and blaming it on the whole world. She talked in a way that made it sound inherent in all people. That growth is impossible. What a world it must be to be depressed.

What a world to be so wrong about everything and to not find humility. To seek out pride when shamed. To see evil instead of difference. To see self sacrifice as your life for another instead of your life continued on longer. To never feel what another feels. To attempt change others and never yourself.

You are those others. You are the ones you hate and they are you. You are not special. Accept the evil and good that is you. Truth before the ideal. Humility before the superiority and inferiority.

1234 1234 1234 1234 FTHV7U8F0
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>>39656479
>she
Of course they are wrong, they are a woman.
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>>39656541
It applies to men too. Although, I think the female mentality on this death was prominent.
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>>39656479
why I want to kill myself:

I don't want to work. I don't like having thoughts. I don't like waking up in the morning. Life is empty and filled with stress. I don't have the motivation to keep doing it.

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Femanons, why are you less cute and feminine than ladyboys?
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>>39656475
I can only answer to your question if you provide me with the sauce
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>>39656475
im fat and half black.
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Well I'm more feminine by default so I don't understand the question

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any of you robots have long hair? most of us are NEETs and a lot of you are faggots, most just don't give a fuck about social apperance. some of you have to have long hair, let's talk/share inspo fuck it
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I do but im a grill and you're probably going to get a temp ban for the /soc/ rule
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>>39656362
I had it pretty much down to my shoulders until early this year, now it's still fairly long by normie standards but feels pretty short compared what I've had for the last 8 years.

I have to say it feels so much cleaner and healthier now, I won't ever grow it that long again I don't think
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>>39656473
pic isn't me, reverse search it.

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Hey guys.
Krautchan is down and I need a place to see refuge in.
Can I chill out here until kc is back up?
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>>39656304
Nice meem :-DD
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>>39656359
Thangs :DDD
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>>39656304
Never heard of krautchan before, is it popular?
I've seen french versions of 4chan but they were pretty dead

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>be teenager me
>try to fap for the first time
>think about fucking a girl
>itsnotveryeffective.gif
>try again, this time thinking that I am some booth babe I saw in a gaming magazine
>diamonds
>cum for the first time
>try to fap later while looking at the pic of a vagina, but with no effect
>start to fap to gender bender hentai and sissy hypnosis
>eventually starts thinking about sucking dick
>be today me, 26
>virgin, never fapped to a vagina, only sissy hypno and gender bender hentai
>when fapping to the picture of a real woman, think about being her instead of fucking her
>tfw sissyposting is making those feelings even stronger
S-stop it guys... I'm n-not a sissy...
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>>39656258
im not even kidding the same thing happened to me in the same order except im 24
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>>39656258
Dumb sissy animeloving whiteboi
I'll make you my boitoy
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>>39656288
R-really? We should talk...

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How do I ask out a girl guy
>on the verge of becoming a normie
>still quite autistic but got the courage to begin talking to oneitis
>apparently she really likes me too so we talk via Snapchat for about a week
>tell her that I'm falling in love with her and she says she has strong feelings for me too
>she keeps complimenting me and I do the same
>occasionally hang out have good conversations
>don't know what I'm supposed to say or how I'm supposed to ask her to be my gf

How do I do it? Do I just bluntly say it to her or do I have to take her out or something I'm really confused and scared that I'm going to ruin this chance, what do I do?
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How do I ask out a girl guys***
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>>39656217
First things first
Does she have a penis?
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"Wanna do that relationship thing?"

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Post your voice, niggers.
https://vocaroo.com/
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>>39656207
Shouldn't you post first?
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>>39656449
Well, I already did.
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>>39656516
You posted a link to vocaroo, not your own link

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Would ya, robot?
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Or would you rather him?
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>>39656142
FUCK YOU OP
THAT WAS DISGUSTING
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Jesus fucking christ get off my board please to god holy shit that was bad

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>parents start to question my sexuality again because they never see me hanging out with girls, only guys
What the fuck is wrong with boomers man? Just because I don't hang out with girls doesn't automatically mean I like dick in my ass. It's not my fault I'm a fucking sperg, all my friends just happened to be guys, it was completely coincidental. I have talked to girls in schools as aquaintances, but just never hung out with them because guys don't usually "hang out" with girls unless you're fucking Chad.

Anyone else know this feel?
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>>39656133
Dumb sissy spongeboi
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>>39656133
My only irl friend gets this form his mom ever few years. She'll ask if he's gay or if we're gay and together or some shit. Really we've just been best friends since childhood and in this world we're the only friends we got.
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>>39656133
I have one friend I hang out a lot, mom asks me if he's my boyfriend

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h-how do i buy baby/coconut oil in a store without getting stares, bros?

It also doesn't help that they only sell XL bottles where I live.
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>>39656121
Just buy the shit, who gives a fuck who's looking, faggot
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>>39656121
say you have a kid.
how would coconut oil get you stares? nothing bad about it.
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>>39656121
Go to a store farther away than usual.
You will never see any of these faggots again, and normies will assume you have a valid and non-creepy reason for purchasing it, so long as you don't act like an autistic creeper.

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