What would you do if Chad started fucking your oneitis in front of you?
>>39407722
I don't have one, I'm not a beta.
jerk my small white cock, what else faggot
>>39407722
Stay and act cool so no one will think I'm a beta who crushes on her or anything.
For real. I'm that much of a beta.
Why did I tell my goddamn cunt of a school counselor about my suicidal thoughts?!?! I tried to downplay it as much as possible but then she started suggesting that I fill out a 'safety plan' and shit. FUCK!! Now I'm in the system on a goddamn watch list!! FUCK!! I just wanted to withdraw and my fucking academic advisor dumped me here. Fuck this fucking shit
Just say it was a big joke man
This is why I tell nobody.
They'll just make it worse.
>>39407718
counselors are the worst
>have one chance at life
>born a dwarf
Are your parents dwarves?
>natural magic resistance
>Starting with 30 in axe skills instead of 15 like everyone else
>Better armor sets
What's not to like?
>>39407561
Fucking how?
Are any of your relatives dwarves?Will you lend me your axe to help return the ring?Sorry, I had to, it's not really funny, I know
>It's my birthday today
Happy Birthday to me
>>39407242
Happy birthday OP get yourself an escort if you can afford it
happy birthday pepe, have a birthday cake
>>39407242
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY GODDAMNIT!!!!
make sure to have two scoops of icecream with your cake
>1.male/female
>2.age
>3.how many people do you live with
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
>5.do you floss
>6.how many times per week do you shower
>7.do you use deodorant
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
>11.do you use piss jugs or shit in anything besides a toilet
>12.is wiping good enough after shitting or do you wash/shower
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
>14.do you have any pets
>15.how many times per week do you shave
>16.is there trash, random shit, or dust accumulation in your living area
optional: post a pic of your room
original comment: I used to think the /r9k/bot reset after a few months but it appears that it does not
>>39407128
>1.male/female
Male.
>2.age
22
>3.how many people do you live with
5 including myself.
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
7~10
>5.do you floss
Sometimes.
>6.how many times per week do you shower
At least seven.
>7.do you use deodorant
Every day.
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
4 shirts, 5 pants, 7 jackets and pajamas. It's cold here so a don't sweat much and I change my underwear everyday.
>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
No, but my kitchen has a slight cockroach problem and I haven't been able to get rid of them.
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
No.
>11.do you use piss jugs or shit in anything besides a toilet
No.
>12.is wiping good enough after shitting or do you wash/shower
Wiping is good enough, but sometimes I have to wip again a few hours later.
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
8, I use tissues and wash a little myself.
>14.do you have any pets
A cat.
>15.how many times per week do you shave
3 if I'm working. Once every two weeks if I'm not.
>16.is there trash, random shit, or dust accumulation in your living area
Yes, but not much.
>>39407128
>1.male/female
male
>2.age
34
>3.how many people do you live with
just me
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
1-2
>5.do you floss
no
>6.how many times per week do you shower
3-4
>7.do you use deodorant
never
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
I swap regularly but only wash once a month, if that
>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
no
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
no
>11.do you use piss jugs or shit in anything besides a toilet
no
>12.is wiping good enough after shitting or do you wash/shower
good enough
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
9
>14.do you have any pets
no
>15.how many times per week do you shave
once a month or less
>16.is there trash, random shit, or dust accumulation in your living area
dust and hairs
>1.male/female
male
>2.age
20
>3.how many people do you live with
one roommate
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
14
>5.do you floss
no
>6.how many times per week do you shower
7
>7.do you use deodorant
yes
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
2-3 depending on the item
>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
no
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
no
>11.do you use piss jugs or shit in anything besides a toilet
no
>12.is wiping good enough after shitting or do you wash/shower
wiping is fine
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
7, I usually wipe up my jizzle with a dirty t shirt then throw it in the laundry
>14.do you have any pets
no
>15.how many times per week do you shave
every day
>16.is there trash, random shit, or dust accumulation in your living area
a bit, but I go through everything with a trash bag semi regularly
>tfw fell for the jelq meme
It's like a toothpick is my cock
>>39407033
What the fuck is going on in here on this day
>>39407033
Why is there a hole in your dick
>>39407092
>>39407107
>jelq
>break dick because jelqing is scientifically and literally a meme designed to do just that
>doctors have to slice dick open to relieve pressure then perform surgery to fix shit up
>dick isn't the best area for healing in the human body
What's the Tinder experience like for an average looking guy?
If you have good pics of you doing fun things then pretty alright
>>39406999
> tfw sub-average looking guy
The only time I got matches was when I posted shirtless body shots with my head out of frame.
I'm an ugly guy and I get around 1-2 matches a week on average. I guess an average looking guy can get like 5+ per week?
Daily reminder that there are countless men out there who are not only attractive and tall, but ALSO very intelligent and loved by society, eg. hot doctors.
The meme that "your bullies will end up working as plumbers" fed to you as a child couldn't be more wrong. There are plenty of Chads who have brains ON TOP of looks and end up dominating life as adults even more than they dominated high school as teens.
>>39406971
I just went to a wedding filled with these guys. The groom is wrapping up medical school and all of his groomsmen were tall handsome Chad genius surgeons, lawyers, and businessmen who met at top 5% universities. Meanwhile I'm an ugly manlet NEET who happened to know him back in high school before I was a failure so I got an invitation as well. It was pretty painful tbqh.
>>39407028
It honestly makes me want to off myself. I feel subhuman compared to them.
>>39407028
Seeing some Ivy League Chad literally makes my blood boil more than anything else
How can life be so unfathomably unfair that some men are just born with literally EVERYTHING good? Most of these genius Chads also come from very wealthy families too.
How do we stop ephebophiles?
>>39406739
>EMO SLUT
>@princess_labia
Sounds like this roastie found out the hard way that she was just a hole to be used
>>39406739
>want to fuck older men when you're a teenager
>hate older men who do that when you're old
kek, its hard even fucking women sometimes when you know how they are.
>>39406759
kind of like when you guys found out you were only a paycheck meant to be spent? kek, you're just as sad if not more just because you're so deluded
Post your LITERAL 10/10
>plot twist: SHE HAS TO ACTUALLY BE A 10/10
>std ridden fat whore
>10/10
OP proving once again that he's a fag that doesnt have any taste
>>39406607
Does it count if you are a 10/10 and pic related is just some cute picz of me bb hmu on roblox show me the vagana qt
>>39406607
who is this semen demonae
Let's have a woman hate thread. Reddit is overrunning this place, so let's congregate and share some black pills.
Cunts are the ruiners of civilization.
thank you so much I haven't seen once of these in months
>>39406605
Sure I'll share this 6 second roastie with you
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6
CTRL-V right now, no cheating allowed! Let's see what your up to,robots.
I'll start
http://edition.cnn.com/?refresh=1
>>39406427
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idk what this even is
CS
CS condition zero
CS Source
CSGO
Half-Life
Half-Life 2
Half-Life 2: Lost Coast
Half-Life 2: Episode One
Half-Life 2: Episode Two
Portal
Portal 2
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead 2
Team Fortress
Team Fortress 2
Artifact
>was listing valve games for some reason
>>39406427
pit
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Any other robots miss playing Halo 3 as much as I do?
I know it was always regarded as a chad dudebro game but I truly enjoyed the coop and multi games. I miss those times.
Currently listening to the soundtrack.
>>39405992
I played it the other week but no xbox live because its a waste of money, turns out I'm still shit.
>>39405992
Were you mlgpro? I've met elitheninja and itwasluck.
>>39405992
I miss Halo 1 parties at my house
If you're a white man, you have an OBLIGATION to breed with a qt Aryan woman. Breeding with Asians/Latinos = short brown mentally ill mongrels. Breeding with white females = TALL ARYAN WARRIOR BABIES.
Have a good day.
>>39405957
But I'm a mongrel myself, and my whole family is mongrels. 3-ways, even. I don't know whether you guys think I should just breed with a white woman and make a kid who's whiter than I am, breed with a Mexican and make kids who are more Hispanic than I am, breed with an Asian and make more 3-ways, or find another mutt and breed with her.
>>39405957
What about Egyptian/Syrian girls?
>>39405957
Didn't work out so well for Arnold
The escort is on her way. Finally gonna end this dry spell
>>39405891
Proud of you, anon.originally speaking of course
Dry spell meaning since birth right? Otherwise gtfo
>>39405891
She's a cop.