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>>37534451
I'd introduce them to drugs and crime.

I would rather be an alpha criminal than a beta law-abiding citizen.

>>37534492
You'd just be a beta criminal, which is a failed one who ends up dead or in jail.

>>37534566
Even alpha criminals end up dead or in jail.

t. cop

>>37534384
Well, in for a penny, in for a pound. Grab those ankles and prepare to get reamed.

>>37534384
You're damn right we are. Be very afraid, Anon.

Remember to sage the worst bait in existence.

Thats ok. Your post will be archived and then 404ed and no one will even remember you said this shitty exscuse of a b8. But sure,lets pretend your opinion matters.


Boohoo,you made me sad and reeeeee. You totally ruined my day. :(

Kraken is taking forever to verify me, I would instantly drop $500 if I could.

>>37534338
Currently sitting on 3 ethereum here, plan is to let in increase to a much bigger amount and then use 1 coin to invest largerly in a much smaller coin and make big gains.

what need has a robot for money?

>I never had a social life, I never left the house, I just simply sat in and read and watched television and done all the things that are generally considered to be quite negative and quite soul destroying
>The only way I can find mental relaxation is to simply go out and to walk around these streets. Which can seem quite depressing to most people and seem quite laughably simplistic but for me it was perfect fuel because then I would go home and I would write furiously and I found that for me it was a brilliant outlet, it was the thing that helped, but also you had to have a grain of hope, which is a very difficult thing to have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JOl3YaDCQI

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>>37534307
is that guy this guy, oirrcaly

No I've never had a job because I'm tooo shy

Make a second account and make sure it has no relation to your first account at all. Dont have a profile picture,or have anything filled out. As long as you do that,they wont know its you. They'll think it is some weirdo,which is what you are not.

>>37534304
>>37534209
Most profiles aren't available to the public

Just go the full psycho route and impersonate someone she knows but not that well, get the request confirm, then never message again or anything to avoid suspicion

>>37534336
>>37534304
If all I'm seeing on their timeline are posts wth profile pic changes does that mean the rest of their posts are private or they're just not posting anything?

>>37533932
No anon.

Trying to bring some sort of philosophical perspective into the basics of how you feel is pointless. You simply are what you are. If you feel happy, then you're happy. If you decide it is fake, then won't you be sad?

It's a choice anon, silly goose
Which feels better, being happy or being sad?


Good deed for the day done, back to shitposting now

Isn't unhappiness caused by mental illness fake too though?

Honestly if you feel okay then fake or not it's better than feeling like shit. Maybe even better because you need to work towards happiness in order to not feel like it's genuine.

>>37533932
ADs are the ultimate blue pill, friendo. They allow you to be happy and content with a shitty life. Sometimes that's a bad thing because you never get around to actually fixing things, other times it's a good thing because your shitty life isn't fixable. It's up to you to know which applies to your case.

>>37533926
>tfw gf hates video games

>we always fight when playing vidya

nah you'll snap out of the dream soon enough

>enemy team starts dominating you
>gf starts flirting with them over voice comms
There's no end for the suffering, robots

its pretty chill

>>37533795
view your life as if it were a book you are reading, or a game you are playing.
You can't decide what happens to your character (that's the plot) but you can decide how your character reacts to things and what he dose of his own accord.
ask your self: what would i like to see my character to do in this situation?
you will quickly start to make better decisions for your self.
the trick is to remember to keep doing this.
good luck

>>37533795

in 5 years you can relate to me

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hello anon
heres a few

comfy refuge - rXZej78
casual discussion 2.0 - xrFHVQ
r9k_chan - NwrAUD
waifu fan clubs - 5YZamc
r9k-briggs - eVu8Yy
comfy cats - vWF8GK
church of discord - PE8hnv
bed time stories - musvBN

hope this helps
links will expire in a day

>>37533721
Don't. Fucking. Do. It.

It's all shit, stay away. You'll only find attention whores beyond this point.

>>37534031
not that anon, but how do I use the links?

>>37533630
>Is it illegal to be friends with a 14 year old girl and be alone with her at your house?
what exactly do you think you can bond with a 14 year old girl over

>>37533641
taxes? Logan Paul Vlogs?
not original

>>37533630
no, but have fun explaining the situation to anyone

Stop this faggot propaganda LARPing faggot

Faggot should be violently slaughtered and tourtured publicly you are sick perverts

>>37533647
Jesus
>why the fuck is this original bs on this page? Bunch of hipsters

>>37533626
Yeah, I think gf would be more upset you were having gay sex than straight sex

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I am not nice

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>tfw $50k spare at 18
>just started uni
>going drinking with people
>OYYYYYYY VEYYYYYY my student loan hasn't arrived yet and I have no money, please goyim lend me a few shekels I promise I'll repay you
>fully aware they will forget/not do anything and I likely won't talk to them again

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>>37533716
kill yourself, degen

https://youtu.be/Zr5qzV-8Zkc

i don't think so

It's a B

We've been through this before

>>37533601
>We've been through this before
mmmm debateable

she could want it OP. we need more infomation

>>37533372

im the loudest pisser in this thread.

ppppppssshhhhhttttppppppssssssss

>splashing urine all over your body
>dominant

actually, u may have a point.

>>37533372
>have to shit in public
>go into the stall and blast it out of my ass as loud and fast as possible
>make sure to loudly grunt during the process
>make eye contact with anyone in the bathroom as I leave

>>37533317
>I honeslty feel bad for 3D women. Could you imagine having to compete with this?

You shouldn't
They don't deserve sympathy or respect

>>37533317
I don't know. I tried touching that girl, but I just ended up feeling my cold LCD screen.
I ended up touching a less attractive 3D girl, I petted her hair, saw her smile in reaction to my petting, felt her hair in my hands, her warmth and hear beat.

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>>37533333
>he wastes gets