Random stuff the wife says.
1. I filled both bottles!
2. That's alot of cream in my milk
3. Idk which tit to use they both feel the same
I'm looking for a girl that's willing to take a snapchat pic with me in bed. It's so I can attract girls on my snapchat through social proof. It has to look like we're just chilling and you took a snapchat of us 'without me noticing', there's no need to be naked or anything. The picture will only be visible to like 40-50 people on my list who all live in europe.
i'll pay you $150. Reason I'm posting here is because I'm not having luck on craigslist. In the next few weeks I'll be in NYC, phoenix, palm springs and santa monica. Let me know if you're down.
>tfw you realize the only thing stopping you from going through the mirror is your reflection
>everyone I talk to hates me
>no one to play games with
>rogue admin just ruined my discord server completely
>lonely and just want to die
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Once upon a time, a very long time ago now, about last Friday, Winnie-the-Pooh lived in a forest all by himself under the name of Sanders. ("What does 'under the name' mean?" asked Christopher Robin. "It means he had the name over the door in gold letters, and lived under it." "Winnie-the-Pooh wasn't quite sure," said Christopher Robin. "Now I am," said a growly voice. "Then I will go on," said I.) One day when he was out walking, he came to an open place in the middle of the forest, and in the middle of this place was a large oak-tree, and, from the top of the tree, there came a loud buzzing-noise. Winnie-the-Pooh sat down at the foot of the tree, put his head between his paws and began to think. First of all he said to himself: "That buzzing-noise means something. You don't get a buzzing-noise like that, just buzzing and buzzing, without its meaning something. If there's a buzzing-noise, somebody's making a buzzing-noise, and the only reason for making a buzzing-noise that I know of is because you're a bee." Then he thought another long time, and said: "And the only reason for being a bee that I know of is making honey." And then he got up, and said: "And the only reason for making honey is so as I can eat it." So he began to climb the tree. He climbed and he climbed and he climbed, and as he climbed he sang a little song to himself. It went like this: Isn't is funny how a bear likes honey? Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! I wonder why he does?
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>be women into men's rights
>hear all the time
>wow I wish more feminists were into men's rights
>start calling myself a feminist and tell people I'm into men's rights
>fuck off you fucking SJW cunt
>tfw you didn't backup your smug anime girls folder
went and capped my favorite, just for you
>tfw didnt miss out on teen love
>tfw didnt miss out on teen sex
>tfw i can focus on bettering myself
It sure is great and i pitty the lot of you.
>tfw waiting for results on an exam
If I didn't get an A then I'm going to kill myself. Who here /ratrace/?
i just confessed to a guy over text that I'm a kissless virgin and all he said was that's cute
Why do you guys think people will judge you? Yes, im a girl so that helps a bit, but nobody cares
>Yes, im a girl so that helps a bit, but nobody cares
AHAHAHAHAHA. Go find an average looking guys facebook take his photos make a fake tinder and (if you even get a match) tell a girl you're a kissless virgin. Count the milliseconds before you're unmatched.
Til death do we part... Heheheheh
Will the normies ever actually manage to back us into a corner like they want to?
whats with all this hurrr chad is a meme not real, no shit you fucking retards, what it took you months to work this out, god damn you are so fucking dumb
>hold in all burps
>hold in all farts
>dont go to pee
>body starts to overload and hurt
>first thing i do is take a nice piss and let out a huge fart
You virgins dont know how good you have it