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Random stuff the wife says.

1. I filled both bottles!

2. That's alot of cream in my milk

3. Idk which tit to use they both feel the same
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I'm looking for a girl that's willing to take a snapchat pic with me in bed. It's so I can attract girls on my snapchat through social proof. It has to look like we're just chilling and you took a snapchat of us 'without me noticing', there's no need to be naked or anything. The picture will only be visible to like 40-50 people on my list who all live in europe.

i'll pay you $150. Reason I'm posting here is because I'm not having luck on craigslist. In the next few weeks I'll be in NYC, phoenix, palm springs and santa monica. Let me know if you're down.
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Thats the most desperate thing I read all night.
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>>38200573
What the fucking oreganolo
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>>38200573
>social proof

To who, exactly? If you can't get a girl then there is no point.

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>tfw you realize the only thing stopping you from going through the mirror is your reflection
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>everyone I talk to hates me
>no one to play games with
>rogue admin just ruined my discord server completely
>lonely and just want to die

why live
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>>38200499
Stop looking for attention on the reject haven on the vietnamese wifeswapping site.
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>>38200499
>why live
in the hopes that you'll accrue enough good karma to be reborn into a universe where rikka is your gf

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People have increased on a set of performance - in quality has a new meaning. To become a world-class company with the importance - in quality, innovation, and commitment. As time, cost efficiencies, and engagements that company will demands of quality and quality, teamwork, companies have recognized that we would have found nearly inconceivable to understand the importance - in quality and engagements that effective leadership and management to improving quality, innovation, and nearly inconceivable
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Once upon a time, a very long time ago now, about last Friday, Winnie-the-Pooh lived in a forest all by himself under the name of Sanders. ("What does 'under the name' mean?" asked Christopher Robin. "It means he had the name over the door in gold letters, and lived under it." "Winnie-the-Pooh wasn't quite sure," said Christopher Robin. "Now I am," said a growly voice. "Then I will go on," said I.) One day when he was out walking, he came to an open place in the middle of the forest, and in the middle of this place was a large oak-tree, and, from the top of the tree, there came a loud buzzing-noise. Winnie-the-Pooh sat down at the foot of the tree, put his head between his paws and began to think. First of all he said to himself: "That buzzing-noise means something. You don't get a buzzing-noise like that, just buzzing and buzzing, without its meaning something. If there's a buzzing-noise, somebody's making a buzzing-noise, and the only reason for making a buzzing-noise that I know of is because you're a bee." Then he thought another long time, and said: "And the only reason for being a bee that I know of is making honey." And then he got up, and said: "And the only reason for making honey is so as I can eat it." So he began to climb the tree. He climbed and he climbed and he climbed, and as he climbed he sang a little song to himself. It went like this: Isn't is funny how a bear likes honey? Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! I wonder why he does?

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>>38200454
thank you for reminding me of this gem
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mko5Y8QUEjI

"CAN YOU IMAGINE IF SOMEONE WAS SHOOTING THIS SHIT UP"
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>>38200519
GET OFF ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER

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>be women into men's rights
>hear all the time
>wow I wish more feminists were into men's rights
>start calling myself a feminist and tell people I'm into men's rights
>fuck off you fucking SJW cunt
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I hope this is bait.
Saged

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>tfw you didn't backup your smug anime girls folder

please help
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went and capped my favorite, just for you
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>>38200424
here u go anon glad I could help
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>>38200627
Lain is shit

>tfw didnt miss out on teen love
>tfw didnt miss out on teen sex
>tfw i can focus on bettering myself

It sure is great and i pitty the lot of you.
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>tfw waiting for results on an exam
If I didn't get an A then I'm going to kill myself. Who here /ratrace/?
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Why would you kill yourself over grades when you can become a NEET and shitpost all day?
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>>38200490
College by itself is basically worse than neetdom imo. It's a high risk investment because if you don't get a good job then it's literally worthless.
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>>38200564
And most robots are pretty unemployable due to being autistic as fuck

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i just confessed to a guy over text that I'm a kissless virgin and all he said was that's cute

Why do you guys think people will judge you? Yes, im a girl so that helps a bit, but nobody cares
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>>38200402
>Yes, im a girl so that helps a bit, but nobody cares

AHAHAHAHAHA. Go find an average looking guys facebook take his photos make a fake tinder and (if you even get a match) tell a girl you're a kissless virgin. Count the milliseconds before you're unmatched.
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>>38200402
>nobody cares
please actually kill yourself female scum
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>>38200443
You dont tell random people
Get sort of close to them first

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Til death do we part... Heheheheh
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Will the normies ever actually manage to back us into a corner like they want to?
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I don't think so. If you're a real robot you should have nothing to live for. If normgroids attack you should strike back
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No because we're all robots and we'll fight through thick and thin

We'll keep this board a robot board stop the normies coming in

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whats with all this hurrr chad is a meme not real, no shit you fucking retards, what it took you months to work this out, god damn you are so fucking dumb
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>with gf
>hold in all burps
>hold in all farts
>dont go to pee
>body starts to overload and hurt
>mfw
>part ways
>first thing i do is take a nice piss and let out a huge fart

You virgins dont know how good you have it
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