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falcon heavy finally comfirmed to launch november

to non space/rocket nerds:
what do you think of SpaceX, Elon Musk and their plan in general?
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>>38730518
Where's it gonna fly to? Just in orbit?
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>>38730844
its just a test flight, so probally, but there is this about the payload though
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>>38730966
And the first stage will land back on Earth?
All three thruster/rocket thingies?
And if so, where? They can't fit on that drone ship they use for the Falcon 9, right?

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They always act as if they are the greatest evil in the world, but will jump on a BWC at the first opportunity that one appears to show interest. Do they secretly want to be BLEACHED?

More and more, I'm starting to frequently see more oil driller couples than coalburner. Is there a reasonable explanation for this
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Both far right and far left black chicks always go for the forbidden BWC fruit
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Most far left black women grew up around a bunch whites, probably grew up saying things like "I hate rap music!" or "I like black people, but I hate niggers". They're now overcompensating for their past by being annoyingly black. Normal black women who grew up around other blacks and non whites don't go for white guys much.
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>>38730595
More black women should date white guys

>tfw no shower for 1.5 month
>tfw just took a shower

I had to scrub 3 times in a row to remove 3 layers of dead skin.
Fellow robots, don't shower for a month to feel the benefits of a well-granted shower.
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>>38730474
I only shower every 3-5 days now just so I actually feel like the shower is doing something. I've been feeling itchy and uncomfortable so I may shower and change my clothes today
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>>38730509
You think 5 days off shower is better than 1 month off ?
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>>38730474
id suggest 5 days for health reasons desu. Skin discoloration e no good

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>tfw renting out a room in a dudes house who abuses his children emotionally

call me a pussy idgaf. shit makes me uncomfortable.
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>>38730472
>abuses his children emotionally
what does this even mean?
Aren't you just a little liberal faggot that thinks saying "no" is abuse

ps: i use the rod on my kids
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>>38730563
I don't care what you use on your kids, stop trying so hard. emotional abuse is emotional abuse. it's easily recognizable and I feel no need to explain myself to you. go bait somewhere else.
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>>38730592
>emotional abuse is emotional abuse
i think you're just a little fag as I said.
Maybe the rod could have set you straight, had your parents not been fags themselves

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>There are robots here who are older than 21 and still browses /r9k/

Pathetic.
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>>38730434
I'm 21.
Oh fugg.
Sorry but I'm not ready for a gf until I got my shit sorted out which will take another year or two.
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Heh... You've still got a long way to go before you can challenge me young one
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>There are robots here who are underage and think their sexual life is already ruined

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>tfw european
>tfw i saw a qt girl with a nigger bf
what

i used to saw niggers with fatties and single mother but that young nigger was with a qt gf

im so sad
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All fucking niggers and coalburners must fucking hang.
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>>38730420
Fuck off I don't have a girlfriend either you pasty schoolshooting fuck.
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>>38730476
You have to realize Europeans are not used to see disgusting shit such as interracial couples on daily basis, my amerishart friend.

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>most weebs are liberal
>said weebs fail to realize that Japan has a strict, highly conservative, authoritarian, conformist culture
>when they try living in Japan it hits them like a sack of bricks that they're not special to anyone over there, won't be treated as an individual and have to follow a fuckton of rules just like everyone else
>said weebs end up hating Japan
Why is this so fucking common?
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Idk you'd think this would be apparent to them right away. East Asia doesn't seem like a fun place to visit at all, in fact I can't think of anywhere I'd like to travel to other than somewhere in Funland where I can just see the northern lights and get drunk in the snow.
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i think weebs are probably pretty aware of japan's culture. i had thought it was kinda common knowledge

except for children and the stupidest people i guess
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>>38730376
That girl looks like my cousin

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Anyone here recovered from severe depression? Or do you just have to learn to live with it
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>>38730369
its a combination of both, my depression used to be really bad in college and worse when I went home for summers and holidays. What helped is time devotion to hobbies and improvements in living scenario and income.

Also a reminder that if you're depressed, a woman will not make you happy.
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>>38730369
The best you can do is keeping your mind preoccupied with things that you actually enjoy or at least give a shit about.

Or you can meet some new people and be yourself...lol jk
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>>38730369
not sure if i could call myself severely depressed in the past but whatever

it gets better sometimes but it never goes away completely

and it isn't exactly hard to fall back into the pit again

Name a better drink

HAHAHHA YOU CAN'T CAN YOU HAHAH
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>>38730332
Tastes like crushed-up bugs desu
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>>38730345
look at this coke sipping peasant
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>>38730345
hello ching chong

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>finally get a gf
>she breaks up with me after I try to kiss her and she see I have black hairy tounge

Why is life so unfair bros
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>>38730310
>I have black hairy tounge
Show it
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>>38730379

Don't have a camera but it looks like this. I don't know how to get rid of it
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>>38730441
Holy Shit.
Have you consulted a doctor already? That shit looks nasty

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You see this? You need a huge cock to even be able to penetrate such a girl well. At least 7 inches. Anything less and you are going to slip out a lot. Especially if you have a small dick. If you have a 4.5 inch dick at most than this would be the only position you could ever get any real deep penetration on a girl such as this with a large ass. You can forget about such a girl ever sitting on your dick or having sex doggystyle. The ass is too phat.

Big asses are only for big cocks. No girl wants a guy with a small cock but such a guys best hope would be to go for girls with smaller asses. This is all true. Prove me wrong.
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>>38730290
fuck her crotch fampai that bra is very alluring
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I'd want her to lick my nipples like I know she's good at.
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>>38730290
good thing i'm never going to a fuck a girl that fat

ever

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I can honestly say most of us would casually put out more to you guys if:

>1. Diseases weren't a thing
>2. Risk of pregnancy wasn't a thing
>3. Guys bragging to their friends and public slut-shaming wasn't a thing

Confidence and all that other BS definitely helps (because if you don't look sure, we won't feel sure either), but it's like nothing compared to those other fears.
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>>38730242
That's fucking disgusting. You should only be with one man. No hymen, no diamond.
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>>38730242
Yeah. I think people misunderstand when hearing that women are attracted to confidence. They think it means we want someone pushy and rude (which can be the case for some women), but what it really means is that we want someone sure of themselves, no matter how dorky or lame.
I don't want to start a relationship and sleep with someone who doesn't know what they are doing or what they want in life. What if they are unsure of me? What if they don't know they have a disease, or how to use a condom and we end up with a shitty baby we don't want?
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>>38730242
>I'd slut it up more if there weren't consequences

I bet you would sweetie.

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>tfw no super clingy friend/FP
Where are my BPD pals at, I'm super bored and lonely and a little depressed too...
Also if you don't know what BPD is, ask me anything. Everyone's welcome I just want friends to talk to
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Talk about what? I want friends to talk with too, but after few days we always end up with nothing more to say. It's so easy the first day z but it's so hard keep talking after a week
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I MIGHT have BPD on top of autism. They never actually figured it out before they gave me neetbux. But I have one friend and one nightmare, horrible tweaker ex and literally no one else in my life. I have come to realize I'm just weird and unfriendly and it's apparent to most people right away in RL, which is why this site has become my only means of talking to people.

Most people on this board have somewhat similar baggage IF they have a life at all, which is why nobody ever really tries to get to know each other here. It's a shame, but it's to be expected.
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>>38730342
Man I hate how that happens. I'm terrible with conversations too so I rely on the other person to start the topics and we run out of things to say really quickly. Still, I'm sure you're worth my time anon. I'm sure we can make the conversations work

>>38730356
What makes you think you have BPD? The small circle of friends alone wouldn't be enough but it's common among people with BPD.
>similar baggage
I do wish I could get to know everyone on this board. I love to try help people out and make likeminded friends. I just don't fit in with the normies so I love talking to people here. If I could help everyone on this board I would but not enough people open up to me

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>Just talk to her bro, trust us, just be confident

Will you listen?
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Don't know a lot about american football but they look more like fuckboys than players, surely they're too skinny? and what are those bands around their arms for?
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>>38730241
>what are those bands around their arms for?

Anti-rape bracelets?
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>>38730241
Only guys who should weigh over 300 pounds are lineman or Defensive tackles.
These guys look like they could be linebackers they're cut not skinny.
And the pic is of a college team so they must be decent.

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You end up in a building during an blizzard lockdown and you're stuck with pic related.

wat do?
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hurrr durrrr imma retarded ass woman, i need to pose with my foot sticking out because i'm fucking retarded, durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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get naked

what are they gonna do, run through the hills of ice and snow?

i don't think so

i won't even touch 'em

i'll just get naked and stare at their asses as they cower in the corner and run from me
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>>38730181
stare at the floor or browse on my phone

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