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Around 16 or so

I kinda had an idea, but didn't want to believe it.
Now I'm 100% sure about that, and the worse part is that I keep screwing up

Everything is my fault I am responsible for myself.

>>36191671
Is that the father?

>>36191671
name?

oregano is flavorful and enjoyable

>>36191671
When is she going to shit out her niglet?

Because it can't be changed.
>feels pencil dick man

because the heathen masses have nothing to hang their hats on besides so-called sexual prowess
in this way, it is a good idea to enforce the idea that 7 inches is the average and baseline acceptable size, and anything less is suicide tier - hopefully the moronic peasantry will take it to heart

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>>36191749
truth
>>36191762
cringe

Why would anyone settle for any woman when I could be alone and in control of everything instead.

>I wont date a western women
>So I'll date an eastern slut

I don't get it.

>>36191547
>implying it's easy to move across the world

>>36191543

How tough am I?

I download all the porn I watch, and not into a encrypted file or anything.

>>36191543
I haven't spoken to someone who wasn't family IRL in almost a year.

>>36191543
How tough am I?
I downloaded all my degenerate porn onto a dvd and left it in the front room so my abusive parents could see it, kick me out and allow me to obtain the fullest of neetbux

>>36191524
posting on /r9k/

i don't have the attention span to watch movies or anime or even play video games

What are your top horror films broseph? I strongly recommend Noroi, which is available on jewtube

>>36191524
Netflix, posting.

>>36191405
ethnic girls will be more submissive, less obnoxious and better mothers (who can actually cook) along with your children having that hybrid vigour

Neither, you manlet.

t. Manlet

>>36191616
hybrid vigour is a myth

No....start a virgin thread on >>/soc/

You can get it for free from some chick online

Yes. I did and realised fapping is far less hassle. Also I had a relationship for a while, and if you're a loner that enjoys your personal space/time etc. she'll get in the way of things you wanna do (your attention will be demanded all the time).

>>36191848
I got into sex tourism right after college and getting my first job in tech (inb4 what are you doing here, I'M ASIAN AMERICAN). I've penetrated dozens of females all around the world. During a time of self destructive behavior, I even ejaculated in a few of them, promising myself I would an hero if I caught an STD (never have).

I'll tell you I still feel like a virgin. Having to pay a female in order to penetrate them nullifies the very essence of human sexual bond. I have since cut down on the sex tourism. Every once in a while visit Tijuana (peso is currently weak) and Disneyland, and I actually look forward to Disneyland more than being serviced by sexy latinas.

A side benefit is that my language skills have increased dramatically. I usually learn enough to communicate before every trip. All language software is freely available. I do have to remind myself when talking to normies not to divulge the actual reason why I am functional in so many languages.

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shameful self bump

present or existing from the beginning; first or earliest.

shut up, fucking normalfag.

why you are still here?

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>>36191804
there are plenty of people with jobs here

b8nice

No robot should forget where he originated, and no /pol/lack where he is striving to go.

I don't like r/The_Donald

Y-you got a p-problem?

>>36191199
This guy doesn't even look human. He looks like some nazi experiment that can rip people apart.

>>36191199
>Le "does X in Y maymay"
Back to 9gag, motherfucker.

>>36191173
how am I meant to tell if you're autistic based on a photograph

>>36191173
You look like a stereotypical autistic guy from the 90s.

>>36191196
This.

You look pretty fine in the photo anyway OP. Don't doubt how you look.

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MOMMAS DON'T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE COWBOYS

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>>36191128
A director or a writer.

genuinely happy

>>36191078
>>he says "what?" to get someone to repeat themselves
But what if I didn't hear them?

>>36191078
>he says "what?" to get someone to repeat themselves
I say "excuse me", and women laugh or smirk every time. I only used to say it ironically because I found it dumb, but got attached to the phrase.

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>>36191078
>tfw beta
>tfw not original

make more stains of it there it will be like a food spill easy to wave off

>>36191122
SEMEN SMELLS BAD OVER TIME
HOW DO I STOP THAT CHEMICAL REACTION

DUMP LEMON JUICE ALL OVER IT?

>>36191160
Why are you cumming in your textbooks anyway?