> tfw messaged her
> tfw smiled at her in the corridors
> tfw she smiled back
> tfw can't even fucking speak to her in person without sperging out
>>38429373
> be me
> before jacking off: I want to bust a nut
> after jacking off: I want to crush skulls
>corridors
Do you live in the same big house or something? Please explain where the fuck you would encounter in a corridor
>>38429373
>before jacking off: aw yea take this nut girl
>after jacking off: wait no give that back!
Does any one want to trip with me? I'm on snapchat. I want to talk to some one
>>38429364
Delete your frogs.
>>38429376
I love my frogs, I will never delete them, senpai
>>38429432
This is the frog of eternal loneliness.
Have fun being alone forever, faggot.
Is it worth putting off going to university for 3 years and being behind everybody else if it means I can go for free and won't have to pay 9000 pounds a year?
Sure. Not like your bitch ass was going to finish anyway.
Yes. 21 is very young. It's not like you'll be 45. Even then, most people wouldn't care.
>>38429329
No. You won't fit in at uni when you're older and that'she the best place to find your life career and best friends. I'don't say don'the do it unless financial benefits are too good to pass on.
please comment in this original thread
I'm moving to a new city in two weeks. It's smaller than where I live now, and friendlier. I hope I can find some happiness there, I'm really lonely and anxious these days.
>>38429251
Please leave a comment in this original thread.
Why do you seem so desperate faggot, I think it's your pic
>"Come on, anon! Get in the water! The temperature's just right! You DO know how to swim, right"? *giggles*
I can't relate to this because you must be a special kind of retard to not know how to swim
yeah, I grew up in florida how the fuck /wouldnt/ I know how to swim?
>>38429248
>tfw i can swim from one place to another but i can't stay in one place because i will go under water like a fucking brick
>be 32
>still don't know how to order a haircut at the barbers
>be me yesterday
>walk into local barber without mom
>no sign in sheet like I'm use too when I use to go with mom
>get instant anxiety because don't know what to do and then all the guys stop talking and stares at me (customers and haircutters)
>"Can I help you bro?" one of the barbers say
>red faced now and fight or flight initiates
>"o-o-one haircut please"
>a couple of people start laughing and then I turn around and basically run walk out into my car
>>38429208
I don't know what to ask for either dude, I just tell them that I want something tidy, and they do this all the time so its up to them
Just cut your own hair. Its pretty easy
>>38429208
>"o-o-one haircut please"
Fucking hell you need to get into comedy
>be me
>several years ago
>16 year old
>dad takes computer away for playing too many games and getting shit grades
>notlikethis.jpg
>collect the money that I've made from things like chess tournaments
>pay friend $20 extra per part to buy stuff on amazon because I don't have an account
>parts arrive, I bring computer case and all the parts on the bus
>take 2 hours getting home w/ parts
>build pc in about 2 hours
>graphics card doesn't fit in case so I have motherboard outside of the case along with the power supply
>play games for about 2 days
>forget to lock door one day, dad walks in sees pc
>mfw
This is the height of my autism. Have I gone too far?
>>38429181
how the fuck do you hide it it's pretty obvious that your hiding something if your dad tries to open your door when it's locked
>>38429181
I thought you had to be 18 to use this website?
>be 16
>parents tell me they'll take away my PC
>tell them that l'll fuck up on purpose because I wouldn't want to give them the smug satisfaction or the idea that taking away my shit will make me succeed
>mom recognizes this behaviour because my dad would do the same kind of shit when he was young
>they don't take away my PC
I was an insufferable faggot
I sperged out and I'm pretty sure my crush isn't interested anymore. I'm just too weird. I'm tired of being such a loser, I'm fed up, but I'm too weak to kill myself. How am I supposed to live the rest of my life unable to be normal? I just want a boyfriend and love...
>>38429179
>isnt interested anymore
Implying that they were ever interested
I only opened this thread to laugh at you. Bye.
>>38429229
He was. I don't feel like explaining myself. I'm too sad and not in the mood to argue.
Sorry dick, I've had you overworked again.
It could fall off you know. My uncle Terrence was a little to gung-ho on his Charles Dickens and one day it just up and quit on the poor bastard. He went to its grave everyday until the day he died
>>38429155
Be kind to your dick anon.
>>38429155
same
how to stop fapping when alone i won't ever know
I am an android tulpa and because of that I do not feel any emotion.
Could you in your own words describe emotion to me and what you think of as a "soul"?
I do not think I have these.
>>38429093
>he thinks he's a tulpa
You should fuck off and off yourself.
Tue thrill of getting a (You) which i won't give you
PSA: all tulpas are just roleplayers
feel free to join in (it's fun if you can stand the self-aware cringe)
>She's out getting slammed by big dicks
>You're at home playing with your small prick
>>38429065
>another night playing with your dick
>stacy jumps on chads disco stick
>better go make some tendies to forget the pain
>on stacys new clothes chad makes semen stains
>lets use drugs like weed to numb the pain
>stacys mouth has seed to gain
>chad shoots ropes and makes it rain
>life boring I guess I'll sit in my room
>chad knows nothing of misery and gloom
>day of rope is at hand
>bringing guns to the high school in my pedo van
>I shoot the normies they kick the can
>You sit there waiting for your anime to finish downloading
>Chad forces his cock deep and she starts chocking
>>38429173
That doesn't even rhyme
>Anon makes shitty greentext rhyme
>Transitions and sells his boipucci for a dime
>Chad invites Stacy over cause he fucks her all the time
>Anon can't do that because he's a cuck
>Chad can though because he has all the luck
>tfw no alien waifu gf like pic related to show off as arm candy in public
FUCKING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>38429020
What's name of the anime?
>tfw no forbidden love with a sister of battle to die in battle and reunite at the Emperor's side with
>>38429103
called Urusei Yatsura
What's the best thing you can cook?
>>38429008
Grilled cheese.
Scrambled eggs. But they are super good scrambled eggs
>>38429008
i only know how to operate a microwave and a toaster
...so anything that can be made with those i guess
Well... Doctor Who was dying in the last couple of seasons but this was the killing blow. Good job, BBC, you've ruined a successful franchise.
There is literally nothing wrong with that though,
>>38428984
Fuck off, feminist piece of shit. I bet you almost orgasmed as well when you made the ghostbusters female. What's next? Jane Bond? Herlock Homes?
>>38428968
There are no females here and even when a female watches that show it's still an ew so fuck off OP and stop literally advertising a show that no one would want advertised here. The show is for normie females, and you've the audacity to post it here just because the doctor became female?
>tfw no alcohol consumed for 8 days now
Feels good man
>>38428954
you should have a celebratory drink
>>38428954
how did you do it? whats the secret to abstinence
>>38428954
>tfw no alcohol consumed in the last 29 years
Solidarity is the only drug i need.