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>>37456047
>tfw you will never wife her and impregnate her with oreo babies

>>37456047
I want one, but black girls don't like fat guys :(

>>37456047
I've only ever seen one in my country and she was like 12.

>>37455968
Problem with that is you don't have experience so finding a job before you move might be difficult. I'd suggest getting a job now and saving as much as possible before you move. You'd want to be able to suffice for at least 2-months in case you have trouble finding work. That on top of covering your moving expenses and your first,last and security deposit. Don't move unless you know you're not going to fuck yourself. Get a job now and save. Even with minimum wage you should be able to do it in like 6 months. Assuming you live at home with no expenses now.

i'm from vancouver canada and want to live somewhere hot in the US. what do you say we switch houses?

get enough money to leave
Pick a time to move out, let's say you're moving to new state in July
find somewhere to rent in the state you want to move. Tell landlord you're moving from Arizona to there in July and want to rent. If it's not a crazy busy city they'll probably have a place you can put a downpayment like a week or two before you leave
A week or two before you move there look at jobs. Send resumes and tell them you're moving there on x day of x month.
Humble brag the shit out of yourself until you get an interview
Move in, get your job. Done

Or

Save up
leave
find a motel
Crash their until you find a more permanent place
Humble brag the shit out of yourself until you land a job

I think if you just be yourself, success will come easily and naturally to you.

>>37455947
Enough of this meme, isn't not funny anymore

If you can't win there's no reason to play. the only thing you can do is make life as comfortable as possible for yourself.

fuck off and take this shit back to >>>/r9k/

>>37455596
but we are on /r9k/ lmao

>>37455650
you heard me faggot. fuck off back to your containment board. here i'll link you since your obviously too stupid to find it yourself >>>/r9k/ there you k?

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>>37455414
Drinkin syrup and playing runescape classic. Why would you go to a club anon? Im gunna assume youre not the type to grab a girl and start grinding so its not really a place for you.

>>37455414
I've always wanted to go to a club, just to see what it's like but I don't have any friends to go with me....

what happened anon? tell us the story

>>37455407
then a few weeks later you stim out because he didnt reply to you in 10 seconds and come crying over here how to say how badly you screwed up and he is now ignoring you?

>>37455407
show us pics cuetboi

I'm reporting this thread to the vice president of the united states.

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>>37455347

To have their skirts flipped and pussies fucked.

it provides airflow for their stinky bits

>>37455347
I'm a female and I'm 5'8. I have such a hard time finding dresses and skirts that are long enough. It's fucking ridiculous. I believe manufacturers do this because it's cheaper (less material).

It's overrated anyway, they all want the same thing

>>37455281
Buy STEEM and everyone will love you

>>37455281
It's pretty overrated. People just gloat and drink to forget how miserable they are. Once in a while it's fine, but idk how people do it every week. You should try it though. Normies are friendly.

Because the second half of it is lies

I bought a tenga once and couldn't fit in it

>>37455121
1 pound of throat and mouth!!

I'm neet, just give me 10bux please

I've seen this pic before, calling bullshit.

>>37455007

Yeah I've been spamming it the last 5 days ever since I realised the average wagie has less than 10k. Couldn't fucking believe it.

Also couldn't believe that you get more bux if you have under a certain amount and I never realised.

>>37454841
Me like
Nice clitty

>>37454841
I dont think thats how you wear it desu

>>37454841
What kind of sissy doesn't shave her clitty?

>>37454609
Grats on the release. What'd the fuzz ban you for, anyhow?

>>37454609
What was your majority feel during your exile? What did you get banned for?

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Tell me about your feels anon desu.

>>37454561
Haha BRAAAAAAAAAPPPFFFPPPTTTTTTRTT

>>37454561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPOMQvJ7ccQ&list=PLncz40_G09q955eCOFpEsDL7AznHH9hTO

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oh no!! my clothes just FELL OFF! lole!

>>37454497
wtf is oryx

She is not very interesting to talk to. Why would anyone bother?

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Someone posted an image claiming it was Piety's ear in another thread. It was probably Piety posting without a trip because the anon kept asking for permission to post the rest of it.

If you have to ask you've already failed

>>37454448
Just try and be yourself.

>>37454448
Don't get too drunk and be sick.