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What is that plastic taste when you drink out of a water bottle? Is it dangerous? From what I've read online people disagree whether or not it is dangerous.
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>>37057457
I don't notice anything weird about bottled water. The water that comes out of my taps tastes nasty for whatever reason.
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Dasani is the only safe brand
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>>37057457
Italian Chad

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>mfw getting THREE THOUSAND POUNDS to lie in a bed for 2.5 weeks in a clinical trial
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That's not even that much money unless you're a poorfag.
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>>37057422

For lying in bed for a few weeks? Then and again I forgot everyone here earns 10000k.
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>>37057405
So what drugs are they pumping into you? How does one even get into this sort of... job?

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left at end of grade 11 and living neet life now, fuck college too, sounds way too hard, expensive and scary
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>>37057378
same haha. I am afraid of moving away from home and living in a dorm with strangers all for what? To get a degree in a subject I probably wont develop a passion for to probably not get a job in that field anyway. I don't want to suffer anymore.
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>>37057378
left near the end of 12th, was never gonna make it. just stopped showing up. five years later, i still havent graduated, cant drive, still live with my parents, never had a job. i just want to do something creative and then die young
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>>37057378
I live in Europe. The highschool here lasts until you are 19 from 15-19. I dropped out at the age of 19 and then wasted 3 years of my life.

Now i am back in highschool to finish it and get at least some form of education

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Hey robocucks and normies, I posted here a few days ago talking about how I met the love of my life and I told my story about how I used to come here, and it got a little bit of attention. If anyone remembers it, I said "self improvement is hot" and I was a girl. Well, anyway, I just wanted to post an update, which will probably make a lot of you happy because you get off on my suffering. We broke up, he was still really into his ex and I want enough to make him change his mind about her. He wanted to talk to her to get "closure", stupid me was okay with this and didn't think anything of it. Truth be told, I just assumed I would be the one to run the relationship so I was being extra careful not to come across as crazy. I tried to be cool with him because I wanted to make it work and I really loved him, but it bothers me so much and I'm not going to be anyone's second choice so I told him off and blocked him on messenger. Don't ever fall in love robos, it's a lie. All I wanted was someone to love, and cuddle and watch movies with and talk about life and share or opinions over things with. I want to watch the stars with someone and lay my head on their cheesy and talk about life in the 1800s. I'm not even that sad desu, I mean earlier I felt like dying but now I just think, this gives me more time for my hobbies and I can meet someone who actually gets my meme references and jokes about obscure shit (he didn't know what a clockwork Orange was or Schrodinger). Neither of those things are obscure either, but I mean I guess to super normies..... I don't know if I was just blinded by his beauty or I just really wanted to make it work, he did have a lot of good traits but you cannot love someone who loves someone else. Lesson learned.
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I wasn't enough to make him change his mind* also, he made me fall in love with him, he said all this nice shot about how we would have a quiet house together and he wanted to marry me. When I asked him, though, things about it he loved me more than her or he wanted to be with me forever, he hesitated or said I don't know. I guess I don't mind being single, it gives me more time to focus on myself and build my attributes and get a hot body. Right now I look like a twig with no ass and a small belly, it's not attractive at all
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blogposting faggot
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>>37057317
Falling for someone who is in love with someone else is both robot tier, and stacy tier.
really makes me think

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Who is the dumbest pornstar? Dillion Harper seems like a real airhead in interviews.
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>>37057114
They're all dumbasses. They're women.
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>>37057114
One anon on /gif/ or somehting said he went to school with Megan Rain and she was a total retard. I'd believe it.
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>>37057130
Damn...all male porn stars are secretly ftm. Who knew? Really blew my mind there anon.

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Please, just tell me there exists ONE girl on here that is okay with a guy being shy.

Even if you have to lie to me, please just tell me that it's a neutral/good quality.
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>>37057091
there is
but she either lives 3k miles away in some rural shithole or is already in a happy relationship with a guy she will marry
maybe both
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>>37057091
The problem is that shyness is often mistaken for disinterest at best, and arrogance at worst.
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All women evolved to want Chad. Even those who do have a bit of a thing for shy and timid guys, at the end of the day, would much prefer a domineering and outgoing Chad. Perhaps women would overlook it if you're very good looking, but otherwise, forget it they just don't want you. Give up hope, and you'll probably be a bit happier.

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Hello! This thread is for all of 4chan to appreciate tripfriends and namefriends. They may get undeserved negative attention, but tripfriends undoubtedly improve our site's quality and they are always welcome.
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>>37057038
lol your thread sucks and trips are gay.
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>go all the way to bypass the Anonymous system wich is a prerogative of this website
Really makes me think what's the point of trips again?
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>>37057038
Tasty honey

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>"Ok anon, one strawberry tall frappelattechino with extra fairy sprinkles. Coming right up! Teehee!"

What do you do?
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>>37056816
I ordered a coke.
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Wait for my fucking frappelattechino.
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>>37056816
I want that ass. Bring it here to daddy you little slut.

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How do you do it, /r9k/? How did these people walk through the halls of their school, killing their classmates, people they saw every day? I just don't understand. It breaks my heart, man. It really does. They just through their lives away, and took other people with them, and for what?
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Look at Eric's eyes compared to Dylan's.
Motherfucker was insane
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>>37056787
>How do you do it, /r9k/?

Squeeze don't jerk and do not anticipate recoil.
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They knew they were gonna die

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W-what do i say?

In the UK for a week, looking for a qt to take me out and show me a good time. Idk if she has a dick though. How do i go about tackling that and the fact that i'm only here a week without making her mad?
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>>37056693

This is *her*. looks like a british chick no? You never know
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She looks british all right, meaning ugly. Nice tits though.
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>>37056693
Stop shoving your conquests down our throat Chad.

We KNOW you can make woman wet just by texting them. No need to see evidence.

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>take IQ test
>brain feels like its on fire
>cant even answer a lot of the questions


all my my failed schooling makes sense now

my head hurts now like it did back when i was back in school
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>>37056566
>Get put in gifted classes early on
>Stop going to school due to depression and anxiety issues
>Start doing drugs
>Fail pretty much everything because l go for months at a time without going to school and getting stoned

Why do l do this
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>>37056619
OP here.

You got put in gifted classes and fucked it up?

I literally got put in the retard-classes at school and got a pity-pass. I'm pissed off because I know I'm fucking dumb, and there's nothing I can do about it. Learning is so fucking hard for me.

I sometimes wish that I never knew how dumb I was, I feel like life would have been far better to live.
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>I'll start tomorrow
>don't worry
>this will be the last

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If you see this thread, and you're an 18 or 19 year old girl, tell me about yourself.
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>>37056324
I have a headache. I play guitar. I like music a lot and am probably gonna spend some money my parents lent me for some test I gotta take to get into college on a guitar pedal and pretend like it was an accident so they gotta lend me more money.
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>>37056695
Not OP, but let's talk music. Got a studio session next month for my first hi-fi EP. If you have any stuff you want to share, drop it on my skype. gearbox.thedailyoat
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>>37056695
You're going to tell your parents you accidentally bought a guitar pedal so they'll buy you a guitar to go with it?

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>neckbeard dude in front of me is browsing 4chan on the library computer in plain sight
>he is on a blue board but cant read which exactly
>he is looking at weeb shit
the memes are real
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why do you care holy shit you're doing the exact same thing right now
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One time I saw some guy looking up how to make bombs on the library computer. I keked and then got out of there quick
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fuck you op, you're truly one of basic thought.

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reminder that women:
>have better and longer orgasms
>have multiple orgasms with little or typically no refractory period
>our clitoris has twice(2x!!) the amount of nerves as the penis packed into an area only one hundredth the size
>have better sense of taste and smell, so we enjoy food more
>have better tactile sensitivity, enjoy massages more
>Iive Ionger
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Reminder that men:
>don't have bleeding genitalia
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Having a roastie isn't worth it. I'd kill myself if I was a female. Inferior beings.
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>>37056287
Fpbp

Orijhinal

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What is the last thing you masturbated to?
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https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5886cb011b59b

>10:28

HNNNG
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This, like 3 hours ago
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>>37056062
The thought of this twink's mouth around me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81otgxHsrdM

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