OH COUNTRY ROADS
TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
THAT I BELONG
>>36897811
Where have all the good girls gone and where are all the gods?
Where is the street-wise supergirl to fight the raising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need
Somewhere after midnight in my wildest fantasies
Somewhere just beyond my reach there is someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder and raising with the heat
It's gonna take a wonderwoman to sweep me off my feet
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night
She's gotta be strong and she's gotta be fast
And she's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a herp till the morning light
She's gotta be sure and she's gotta be soon
And she's gotta be larger than life
Where have all the people gone in my life
I'm looking at the ceiling
With an awful feeling of loss
And loneliness
The after late night television pain
I'm running out of strength
And it feels so wonderful
To swim in our fear
And it's unacceptable
The awakening of life
Oh, uncle Joe
Could you tell me what you know?
I've been having mental problems
And the solution is unclear
I'll give anything a try once
I'll try anything three times
I don't care
But there's no company
That I can stand to be with me
So my dependency on you grows
And I am not very well read
And did you say that I will lose my house
And can you spare me of my pain
And can you spare me of my tears
Oh Uncle Joe!
It was unintentional
When I spit in your beer
I am over influenced
By movies
Let's all go
To the pier
Tomorrow
The darkest pools
Did you know
What lies below
The sky
https://youtu.be/dIC4VSUE7q4
First day on the clock at my new job at CVS, 7 hour shift, no turning back now. Let's do this.
Good luck anon. You'll do great.
I'll be thinking about you
>>36897785
Youll get cucked by jesus anon walk out now, stacey will laugh at you and make fun of your little cock, chads will abuse you, the mentally ill cucks will beast you
>having job where you can't get paid to browse 4chan
What to do when you suspect your parents and some people on the internet are stalking you?
>>36897704
Take your pills
Origami
>>36897716
Please tell me who you are.
>>36897733
The one and only Joe.
HOLY SHIT
TURN ON CNN
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING ROBOTS
>>36897674
don't post shit like this unless WW3 is starting, idiot
>>36897674
Nani? What's happening? I refuse to watch CNN. If it's a nuclear explosion, fucking hooray. If it's something that doesn't concern me, fuck off.
>>36897744
>>36897740
Trump fired Comey.
This girl has fucked 50 men
Is that the fuckin egg man?
quality post to be honest
>>36897649
Eggwoman
Let's marry her to Eggman
Accepting GF applications!! !
I am a BLACK male of AVERAGE height (5'9) and SLIM build (115lbs). I HATE myself far too much to give a candid and objective measurement of my ATTRACTIVENESS and INTELLIGENCE, so I've chosen to OMIT them.
My hobbies include finding new MUSIC, learning new LANGUAGES, playing BOARD GAMES, READING, and various OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES and RECREATION.
If you are a GIRL, send your application to THIS email address: [email protected]
Thank you!!
This is an all time low
>>36897650
I've been here long enough to say that you are QUITE wrong in that.
>>36897700
No you're wrong. I've been here longer than you most likely
How did the white race let this happen?
>>36897594
id hang out with the one on the right. He looks cool as shit
>>36897594
Young white people started befriending blacks to piss their parents off, and then they made their offspring feel guilty for being white (because they stilll married white people since they were only being edgy). That feeling of guilt gave birth to the idea that emasculating white men would be good for everyone. However, women then realized they are actually attracted to masculinity but after attacking it for so long they couldn't just take it back. So they started fucking manly black men because that made them look good.
the real question is how do we stop it before its too late?
Being part of a swarm intelligence/consciousness would be cool as fuck.
>>36897443
>be part of borg like hivemind
>Stacey still doesn't want to fuck you
>forced to watch every Chad get laid constantly
>can clearly feel the feels of everyone that thinks you're an ugly autistic sperg as they laugh at you
>everyone knows you're a virgin and you can't deny it
>everyone knows you piss in bottles in your NEET cave
>Everyone watches every time you fap to trap porn, and they're disgusted by it
>can't even get away from the ridicule in your own mind
Sounds like hell to me.
>>36897599
>not wanting to be a changeling
>be able to experience true unity with your own kind
>all forms of depraved sex with other members of the collective
>roleplay sex would be their favorite past time apart from conquering delta quadrant
>nuke the wormhole to trap the other species in with borg and their squabbles
>bunch of species that worship your kind as gods
>all you do daily is revel in hedonistic pleasures of flesh and study the universe in your boredom
Listen to https://bambisleep.blogspot.com/ enough times. The discord for it is literally a bunch of brainwashed crossdressers going by the same name.
Where does one find a bf as an ugly girl?
you have to post your ass first and then you get one here
post face and i'll be ur bf :3
date an ugly guy
Anyone else saving up for leg lengthening surgery?
>>36897423
I rather be a proportionate manlet than an awkward creature with long legs and a short torso and arms
>>36897423
You know that this "surgery" will fuck your mobility up for life and not raise you out of manlet status right?
>>36897423
please don't take the manlet memes seriously
like>>36897472 said you'll be disproportionate, waste thousands of dollars, and possibly fuck up your legs for life
>"Excuse the blood, but I have slit my wrists and neck. It was the intention that I would die in the woods so that it would take a few days before I was possibly found. I belong in the woods and have always done so. No one will understand the reason for this anyway. To give some semblance of an explanation I'm not a human, this is just a dream and soon I will awake. It was too cold and the blood kept clotting, plus my new knife is too dull. If I don't succeed dying to the knife I will blow all the shit out of my skull. Yet I do not know."
What was the purpose of this thread?
Oregami.
What is your opinion on Dead robots, is he /ourguy/?
Ah I remember being an edgyfag 16yo listening to black metal.
ITT: we support, follow, share, and give constructive criticism to eachother on various websites for music sharing such as Bandcamp, Soundcloud, Youtube, and more.
Post a link to your site(s) and other anons follow/share/give feedback.
hey im taylor swift pls give 1 lik on my music on da interweeb (youtube= ) ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4jDSRCLIJw
chill ass stream right here
>>36897380
okay taylor
Snapchat makes me so fucking mad
It used to be a really good app like 4 or 5 years ago but the face filters thing has ruined it. Now it is just a cesspool of basic thot whores. They all use the same fucking filters, most of which are cringe inducing. Instead of nice sepias and vignettes they put stupid fucking filters that distort their head and give them animal ears and shit. Really triggers my autism
>>36897245
>It used to be a really good app
It was always cancer
Simple minds have simple pleasures
Snapchat is for nudes
THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP
HOW DO I STOP THIS
I wish I had a pizza right now
Fuck that looks good. Jealous of your delicious Dominos, senpai
And this isn't the same pizza as yesterday. Timestamp related
Just had an extra bowl of my favorite cereal (Special K Fruit & Yogurt).
And it got me wondering, what's /r9k/'s favorite cereal?
I have loads of "favorites"...
I mean, sheesh...Raisin Bran(stiff or soggy)...Apple Jacks...Honey Nut Cheerios...Fruit/Cocoa Pebbles...Frosted Flakes(stiff or soggy)...Shredded Mini Wheats(soggy)...Rice Krispies(with loads of sugar)...Fruit Loops...Frosted Cheerios...
Meh...
>>36897192
I rotate between Franken Berry, Great Grains Cranberry Almond Crunch, and Cascadian Farms Chocolate whatever-the-fuck (clusters I think)
>>36897192
Coffee and cigarettes. The breakfast of champions.