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Never had sex but I don't understand the rabid hatred for 'normies.' Most of them have awful, mundane and pathetic lives even though they're not virgins

>>36241158
I dont know if i hate robots. But i really dont feel like one of them.
I just like to come here because is really comfy sometimes.

19 kissless virgin. do i qualify as robot yet?

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tfw no big dick bf

save me

>>36241144
You're a fucking faggot and while I have no desire to wear female clothing, I have to admit females can wear so many things that make them look good. Nothing beats having a good body and good face since those two make just about any clothes look good but female clothing just have so many cuts, fabric types, styles, colours etc

I really am a bit jealous

that's all, you can go back to sucking cocks faggot

>briiiiiiiiiip

excuse me, mr. stinky stink.

Never unattractive. Certainly creepy. They all thought I'd be the school shooter ebin meme. But then, I did eat spiders.

>>36240994
Can't remember. The only time I even attempt to talk to women is when I'm blacked out drunk.

I actually did get a "I only date attractive people" once

>>36240932
I disagree with your premise.
Wow that was easy.

>>36240932
That is the most atheistic way of thinking

>>36240932
Its not "morally right", its just another method of procreation.
Nature has no sense morality; Humans do. And we have it to form cohesive societies. Its what separates us from the rest of the animals.

So sure, go for it, but don't think you can justify it and don't think there wont be consequences.

Don't do it anon.
Shit its not good for you or anyone. You dont have to became a wagie either.
Just make sure to know that you are able to survive for yourself.

How are you eligible? It's pretty hard to get, I mean, you can get jobseekers allowance but that's fuck all and you gotta prove you've been trying to find work.

>>36240979
I was born with two fingers and one toe

That isn't even her original quote, fucking women just brainlessly regurgitate whatever feel good rhetoric happens to pop up on their social media feed. Feminism is like cancer, here's the original from the kike that spawned a generation of empowered morons

>"When looking for a life partner, my advice to woman is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. But do not marry them. The thing that make the bad boys sexy do not make them good husbands. When it comes time to settle down, find someone who wants an equal partner. Someone who thinks women should be smart, opinionated and ambitious. Someone who values fairness and expects, or even better, wants to do his share in the home. These men exist and, trust me, over time, nothing is sexier."
- Sheryl Sandberg

>>36241340
>sandberg
Every fucking time, but it's just a coincidence

>>36241340
Kek, and they don't even realize they're just spewing word for word every criticism anti-feminists have of women, just dressed up in a nicer way

>>36240847
god i hate this show so goddamn much

I miss when 4chan wasn't full of normies

>find a show you hate
>post about it literally everyday
AUTISM

Also
>>>>/tv/
>>>>/co/

Life

Been sick for a year, basically bed ridden and in constant pain. At least death is sooner.

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/r9k/ is worse than kimchi.

>>36240834
>Something you hate
Myself.

>>36240791
They have to realize how incredibly condescending and offensive this is right?

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>>36240791
i reject this compliment much like how i do every other compliment

dont feed me with your fake trash

>>36240791
Ilove how she has to underline the NOT ME FAGGOT SOME OTHER CUNT part

>>36240788
i do.
i want a girl to rape me and shove a knife down my throat as i orgasm, watching me choke and convulse in pain as she orgasms herself and licks up the blood pouring out from my mouth as i bleed to death on the floor

i got kinda carried away there didn't i

>>36240919
Have you seen that Black Mirror episode White Christmas? Though he died before they fucked, poor guy.

>>36240972
no but i need to watch it if it has anything like that in it
thanks anon

>hear fat disgusting neighbors fucking
>the repetitious knocking against the floor/wall
>the creeks in the floorboards
>the clatter of the radiator being nudged

You learn to hate sex. You start viewing porn & jacking off just to temporarily regain some sanity. Sex isn't weird. It just becomes annoying.

It's way worse than you can ever imagine. Literally everyone is doing lewd shit most of the time. I unironically fucked my gf in the ass the other night and it was her idea.

>tfw have a big dick but I'm mentally unstable and also an asshole
>i haven't even been hugged by a woman

i would say this is my fault but i don't know what i did

>>36240741
what is that gay ass bike in the background

>>36240760
The bike of Champions.

>>36240741
Do you do anything but suck dick and snort coke?

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>>36240703
Suomi obviously.

Scandinavians are pretty robotic, I live in Latvia and it is a very quiet place, very few people as long as you aren't in the capital so pretty good if you prefer peace and quiet

>>36240703
Finland
Iceland
Tiny islands

>>36240688
>I've been in school for 5 years
Jesus Christ, I left after 6 months. No true robot can succeed in a hypersocial, high-pressure environment like a 4-year university. I ended up seriously trying to commit suicide because it was so fucking awful. All those "robots" in the college feels threads are just cyborgs who come here for le meemees.

>How has your life been since you dropped?
I picked up a trade, now I have a small business and am for the most part satisfied with my life
>Do you regret it and are you going to go back?
Fuck no, my job lets me pay my bills and let's me work the way I want to. I'm not falling for the college meme again.

I dropped out 3 times now doing my next round. Schizophrenia played its part, maybe something else.

>>36240884
How long did it take you to become successful?

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>>36240656
Deviantart art is full of retards, even if it can be good for porn.

I like your pot monster, the hole looks a bit off but the rest of it is really good. I like the style a lot.

Anon I actually need some pixel art done for a project of mine and I couldn't find anyone on deviantsrt that wasn't $50 for a tiny sprite. What are your prices? And link to deviantart?

No furshit

Your drawing is fine; that guy is just a cunt.