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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wRS2kzG8BQ

This has the ancient memes. Remember when it was featured on 4chan.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kq5YpExonc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWmRrfCrMPI
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you are all like a little babby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iunHUojjd3o

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What does/R9K/ think of Sasha Obama riding the BWC?
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That negro's sister love white cock too
Word is that she was sucking white dicks in Lollapalooza
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>>39298005
Damn Sasha Obama looks like that
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>>39298029
The Obama girls are prime territory waiting to be COLONIZED

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Why does everybody hate this guy so much?

>Most likely acting and exaggerating to be entertaining
>Talks/listens to his fans
>Actually calls out bullshit and flaws in videogames

I would say he's /ourguy/
>fat
>neckbeard
>anger issues
>crude/sex obsessed humor
>lazy
>no real job
>probably no real friends
>dumb enough to record himself masturbating
>gf left after probably cucking him
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>>39297968
Yeah you more or less nailed all the reasons I like him
>Most likely acting and exaggerating to be entertaining
I often wonder how much is real and how much is serious. He really sells his stupidity and I don't know if it's real or self-aware
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>>39297968
No one hates him, he's just a typical lolcow
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>>39297968
Watch the Down the Rabbit Hole 'documentary' on him, it's pretty fascinating.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So7wLuuDiHA&t=925s

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So how do you think his downfall'll play out?

I just only found out about him (I'm 27 -- too old to understand you kids and Vine and Twitter and whatever that bullshit). But so far he's playing the classic case of some superstar rising to fame at an awfully fast pace, the fame going to his head, his ego becoming an ever stricken poison that pollutes him and those around him, and inevitable fall into decay and obscurity. Well, maybe not too much obscurity. But it looks like his bubble is ontrack to pop in the near future.
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>>39297959
>anyone better than me must have an eventual downfall

nice cope
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>>39297959
He's already beginning to come apart. He falsely accused another youtuber of assaulting a woman, got banned from recording in his own home and will probably have a lawsuit from his neighbours.

I know a depressingly large amount about this piece of shit.
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he fucks an underage twink

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>9/10 ubermensch
>stanley
>no gf
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>>39297895
how the fuck are you not banned yet? i'm sick of seeing your ugly ass face on here. you're at least a 4/10 at best now fuck off
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>>39297907
>is on /r9k/
>calls for people to be banned for being ugly

you're confusing us with /soc/
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>>39297923
are you new? read the sticky dumb ass. no pictures of yourself allowed

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anyone have escort experience? I never thought of my self as guy that would get prostitues (ive had a fair amount of sex/experience), but i stumbled upon a local escort site recently and the girls are just gorgeous (even the verified/ clearly real ones) and the prices were surprsingly affordable, like 350$ for an hour.

just feels like a decent way to get some fetish out of the way. Only "problem" is that i'm just some 24 kid and it looked like most of them want experienced, older buisnuiss type like dudes


what was it like?
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>>39297775
>surprsingly affordable
>$350
That's a massive rip off.
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business dude is code for = has a job and will pay and not haggle with her on the price,

shop around yet there are ok lookign ones for 200,

and go to T E R review
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>>39297813
its okay for my country, rich european top of the big mac index

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Do you think people had a lot less social anxiety in 1910
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No. Why would they? Human mental health hasn't changed THAT much, I think.
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>>39297750
Idk, I think I'd be pretty stressed of dying via TB, Cholera, Typhus, or even polio.
If you mean social anxiety, then you'd be forced into being social for fear that your parents may think you're mentally I'll and have you sent to an asylum for "fixing".
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>>39297769
I feel like you're lying to yourself avoiding the fact people are clearly socially retarded these days, even my 70 year old grandfathers says young people cannot talk to each other normally anymore and they they seem generally uncomfortable

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Well, /r9k/, she shot me down.

Why? What did I do wrong? All I wanted was to see her happy.

She's already changed her whole style, everything - not what first made me interested.

Guess I'll just have to move on.

This will suck.
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>falling for and airheaded roastie without interests, hobbies, opinions or any knowledge of the world whatsoever
beta simps like you deserve it. I love seeing betas rejected
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>>39297728
also, this isn't your fucking blog. "all I wanted was to see her happy", get the fuck out of here with that shit. I will never understand how people like you get THIS invested in someone else. quite pathetic desu
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>>39297690
There is a disturbing lack of glaze donuts in your pic. Also no French Cruller.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/brothel-says-sex-dolls-are-now-more-popular-than-real-women/news-story/b6e4d56536beeb0f0f9063fd03e59775

Thoughts?
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It's probably because they were cheaper and less likely to have STDS
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>>39297621
They'll only get more popular as they stop being dolls and stop being uncanny valley.
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They're currently only more popular because they're a novelty, only IQlets don't realize this.

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why is being social and liked the only fucking thing that matters in the world?

>go to college
>study hard
>do well
>ace courses
>earn my piece of paper

>it doesn't matter because I didn't do LE NETWORKING
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Humans are very social creatures.
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>>39297625
then why do I even exist
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>>39297605
because humans are herd animals with a micron-thick veil of civilization.

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>be married
>have crush on married coworker, but think I have zero chance
>last week she invites me to lunch, we bond, nothing happens
>wednesday invite her for a drink after work, she picks non alcoholic place, we bond, start to make a move (touching leg, back), she doesn't pull back but says she has to go home or husband will suspect
>send her some semi forward texts, she replies "you shouldn't say things like that, other people could be upset if they found out"
>Thursday try to get her to spend some time alone at work, but cant, we are both genuinely too busy
>try to wait for her at the end of the shift, but she had an issue holding her back longer and I didn't want to make it too obvious in front of others that I was waiting for her, so I leave
>go home disappointed, but she calls and says sorry we couldn't hang out after worl, but we would see each other today Friday so it's okay

>will see her in roughly 6 hours
>already have plans for after work, so whatever move I make must happen between 2pm and 7pm while we are both at work

At this point my intentions are so clear I think I'm just gonna wait for both of us to be alone in the back room where the scanner is, grab her hand, lead her around a corner and just kiss her. After that make an excuse for the both of us to go out together to get supplies or whatever, and keep making out in my car or something.

Thoughts?
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>>39297553
What the actual fuck is wrong with you, OP? You're both married. Fuck off with your adulterous bullshit.
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>>39297553
>Thoughts?
Kill yourself you fucking degenerate.
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>married
>on /r9k/
Get the fuck out

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>You see this happening

>She's coming towards you

What do you do?
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As soon as she grabs my dick she gets stabbed. God damn thot
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>>39297526
My dicks actually a portal to the nether worlds.
She gets sucked in and bumraped by eldrich abominations for all of time.
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quickly unzip my pants and pull mr.cocke out

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Anyone ever suffer from vitamin B12 deficiency? It's been 2 months for me and I still feel mentally fatigued
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>>39297478
take b12, folate and vitamin d supplements bro.
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>>39297478
I feel far calmer and more sane when I eat like a cup of spinach, every time, it took me time to narrow down what was causing the calmness, anyone know why this would happen
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>>39297478
roasties are so cute :3

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>open /r9k/
>one the first page I see 3 """femanon""" threads
>decide to check them out for the bait
>it's not bait
>people are actually replying and talking in the threads like it's a fucking AOL chat room

What happened to this place?
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This place went downhill three years ago when it was more approachable and not as hidden from the main cover of /b/ and /pol/ (which, incidentally, started going downhill much earlier) It's inevitable with growing communities. All the real robots left to the invite chan anyway.
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the thirst is real anon
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>>39297457
Then why are you still here, sempai

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>tfw there are people saying dahmer was a psycho with absolute no empathy
>tfw his face after hearing what he really did and harmed
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>A sociopath contorts his face into a display of empathy

DAHMER WUZ A GOOD BOY! HE DINDU NUFFIN!
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>>39297618
They actually examined his brain after death and didn't find anything.
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>>39297627
H-hey had no brain anon? ;-;

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