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>>35561324
>you request your FBI records
>FBI replies, they have nothing on you
>Not even the FBI cares about OP

You can do that? For real?

>>35561324
>Has anyone ever requested their FBI records? Is this abnormal to do? I'd like to see what it says
I can see no reason why the FBI would keep records on me

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Kill yourself weeb faggot

>>35561279
this thread isn't funny or amusing in any way
stop posting it

>>35561368
you fat piece of shit emo faggot gay piece of shit, KYS

Only if it's with the right girl and you are with her for the right reasons. Like love.

>>35561312

So why do we get jealous of chad if hes just wasting away years of his life banging hotties without finding love?

>>35561276
>all
Not all, but it fucking helps.

I haven't had a friend since 2009. I've forgotten how to make any new ones a long time ago.

I lost all my friends since I was too depressed to ever leave the house or do anything. I would never message them or anything because I thought they hated me, and I was always a bummer to be around when out. Since losing them I only became more depressed. Now I go weeks without having a human interaction with someone who aren't my parents. I don't talk to anyone in my classes, I feel like I've actually become socially retarded. The other day someone sat next to me in a full class and tried to initiate small talk. I must have come across as an asshole because I stayed quiet and gave one word answers, but really I was panicking on the inside and I really wanted to come across as normal and kind. But I just don't know what to say to people, my mind blanks.

I really wish I had someone to talk to and open up in real life, but I can't trust people and no one cares for me because I'm ugly and an asshole.

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>>35561183
>what have you done to try to achieve a being to want to be in your presence?
I can't tell if im too drunk or this made no sense

>how do you make friends?
idk, I've literally not had a friend since i was 9. My only close social interactions come from my brother, sister and cousins

>>35561157
Same. Its the most autosistic thing normis do. Whenever i log onto facebook and see "doggo memes" i want to kill myself

>>35561157
How do you feel about saying "Obongo" instead of Obama?

>>35561157
*angery dog noises*

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He looks pretty normal compared to the models featured in the CWCLife magazine

>>35561151
Leave the boy err girl alone s/he's been thru enough courtesy of you fags

>>35561211
Sorry, forgot to post link

https://sonichu.com/

CWC or Chris Chan is an autistic manchild and quite possibly the most recorded person in the history of the world.

>>35561131
If she's not real, she can't break your heart.

It's because real girls have become trash and are no longer worth it

>>35561131
Im guessing its cause of that submissive motive most anime girls have

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>>35561118
>no girls allowed btw
I'm liking this thread already
someone please bully me anally

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>>35561118
Is there more of this girl? I swear I've seen similar images of pic related.

>>35561163
Slut

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You have been such a naughty boy. . . what am I going to do with you d-e-a-r

>>35561110
Yes. When they ask you "have you ever been diagnosed with any mental illnesses?" Respond "no".

>>35561110
>Undiagnosed depression
Being a bitch isn't a mental Illness

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>>35561110
>diagnosed
>with diagnosed depression

>>35561105
is one of them her

they are both gorgeous ;_;

>>35561105
ha ha, my sides /b/

that's original

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>you will never be a black man in America getting the easiest pussy ever in college

Jazz fan here fav player on the team is Hayward. Fav all time players Malone and Stockton. Current fav player over all atm Lebron

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>basketball fan
>his favorite player isn't The Big German
kek

>>35561086
latrell sprewell but that's a while back. i don't watch much basketball anymore cause the knicks are ass and their owner fucks us on the daily but my favorite sport is baseball anyways

>>35561074
I went cold turkey from the chan for a few months. It got easier over time. Then I decide to check for a Silentoad thread, and now.... This happened

>>35561097
silentoad? whats that, anon?

also: can anyone give me a recap of last weeks happenings, specifically in regards to /pol/, /k/, /a/, /r9k/, and memes in general?

>>35561074
i don't think i want to go without 4chan for a longer period of time. i am in a similar situation like you and i can relate to the people here much better than anyone in real life. it will be rough if this site actually closes down at one point.

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>>35560937
I'll bump you're thread dude, I wanna see it kick off.

>>35560937
Wallace and Gromit is top comf m8.
I'm currently at work, getting all comfy. I approve of this thread.

>>35560937
The History of Future Folk is pretty good

>>35560919
Google adult ADD without hyperactivity.

>>35561020
Am I being a fuckard or are ADD people like happy numales like pewdiefuck?

I want to say with absolute certainty I do not have ADD.
I was tested and diagnosed with ADHD in the 7th grade

>>35561078
Oh sorry missed your post. I agree that PewDiePie is the worst

>>35560915
Because she is a lonely milf widow of course

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>>35560984

I'm a 20 year old single mum. Would you now?

Coming from a son of one Nope.