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Your guess is as good as mine. I've never witnessed it with my own eyes, so it could just be a meme.

>>34040685
there are probably several thousand people fucking as I type this

>tfw it is all a lie and no one actually has sex, it's just a cruel joke to make us feel bad and babies come from that bird thing that drops you off in the window

Running Firefox

I don't know I just bought it because RAM are cheap as bread.

>>34040667
Some games already require more than 8gb

>>34040657
they're for sad lonely people and only end in you getting hurt. DON'T DO THEM.

>>34040668
>they're for sad lonely people
i can relate to this

>only end in you getting hurt. DON'T DO THEM.
any story to share?

>>34040657
I had one internet relationship.
We both met on 4chan and have similair interest so we chat up a little, become friend and finally i kinda have feeling for him. I think about it for day and finally confess to him and turn out that he have feeling for me too. We agreed to trade ours pics irl and it went well, we like each others.
We talk everyday, but he live in different timezone so it kinda hard for us to voice chat.
It goes on really well untill he became distant. Then finally decide to broke up with me because he fell for open relationship meme so he dump me because he dont want me to become more attracted and hurt me more.
>tfw your actual first love end like this
Tl;dr it worth it but painful at the end.

>>34040577
I don't find her attractive

taylor hates blacks though, she tries to sabotage kaynes career every chance she gets, racist bitch

>>34040632
>Implying it's because she's racist and not because he's a cunt

It's too much effort to edit everything into one picture so I'll just say that my favorite book is probably Leviathan Wakes. Favorite game is a tossup between Fallout:New Vegas and Children of a Dead Earth.

Atonement
Groundhog Day
Original Pirate Material
FFXIV

im pleb

>Book

Fahrenheit 451

>Film

2001: A Space Odyssey

>Album

Helplessness Blues, by Fleet Foxes

>Vidya

Probably the new Ratchet and Clank reboot

>>34040506
Yes, I have. I like it.

I tried

I couldn't find my "G spot" or prostate or whatever. Just felt like I had to take a shit.

>>34040506
Yeah, it doesn't do anything though. Waste of time.

California brother? I'm pretty sure god is trying to purge our degeneracy

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>>34040553

Yes, I'm in central California. We did nothing to deserve purging, all we do is farm food for the rest of the country and mind our own business.

>>34040625
>We did nothing to deserve purging
cali is degenerate heaven. I would know because im transgender
someone come to the bay area and rape my face

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>>34040498
>Is there anything more beautiful than a white pregnant woman?

Envisioning my happiness

Pregnant here. Sometimes we need to hear this!

Only if you're a /pol/ack. You're deifying them. It's dumb.

>>34040496
You don't hora.

You don't want to be emotionless. It makes life very, very boring.

>>34040514
What's that supposed to mean? There must be a way.

>>34040479
isfp males

>>34040479
a loaded revolver to the side of the head

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ISTJ master race reporting in
I still dont get how Im ISTJ

>>34040430
Do you have something worth creating?
Do you have the passion to go through with it?
Do you have the capability to learn how to master the craft?

If so then I guess.

>>34040449
I'm asking which one

>>34040456
Cartoon is probably easier. I mean its easy enough to make a garbage video game and get money cause "muh indie, muh steam" but its probably easier to make a quality cartoon with a team than a quality video game.

On the other hand if you don't have the details for your creation down enough and don't have the skill in making art that you don't know whether your story should be in which medium, then you probably shouldn't make it. theres clear differences between a cartoon and a game in terms of pacing and narrative. You might even need to just make it a book to start off with.

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Cause they're the masters of rattling yer bones

>>34040311
>>34040376
Your both fucking skeletons
get out you pieces of shit.
my digits will back me up.

>>34040311
Maybe start obsessing about other creatures like demons?

>>34040284
oui oui baguette baguette

>>34040284
Salutation mon cher compatriote

>>34040358

Salutations ! Tu viens de quel coin ? Pretes-tu allegeance au marechal Petain ?

>tfw quand 4chan n'integre pas les accents

>>34040255
Yes, I know, I feel the same way, there is no escape.

>>34040255
Everything IS shallow. Everything we do in our lives is in pursuit of a few basic biological directives. Society is a labyrinth that we have to navigate in order to ensure reproduction and stability for future generations. Why do you think the people who are most insane are the most sexually repressed?

Basically, men (I'm assuming you're male) have two essential desires (excluding necessities for survival) that are in your very DNA.

1. Having sex.
2. Hunting mammoths.

Now, since you're on /r9k/, I'm guessing that the first option is either not within your reach or irrelevant at this point. Fortunately, men can keep themselves sane on just masturbation and mammoth hunting, and also fortunately, our brains accept many substitutes for actual mammoth hunting. Ever wonder why men enjoy sports and women don't? Every time someone gets a touchdown, or makes a half-court shot, or hits a home run, or scores a goal, that's a wooden spear hitting a mammoth. Primal satisfaction. This is perfectly applicable to many other hobbies, too.

So, what am I saying? You don't need a dream. If reproduction isn't a goal for you at the moment, find a hobby and start hunting mammoths. You'll feel better.

>>34040598
I've never masturbated to sex once in my life

>going to /b/
end you are life

>its another acne ridden virgin upset because he cant project his misery on others episode

Sigh

>>34040263

Eat a cock faggot