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Why graphic cards are so expensive?
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>>38044661
Bitcoin miners bought them all so the price hiked
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>>38044670
>Bitcoin miners bought them all so the price hiked
Pretty sure it was ethereum miners
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>>38044725
same thing fuck u

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>It's another you had a dream you were married then it became a nightmare once she started being mean to you and force you to do disgusting things to men in exchange for money while she laughed and bounced over Chad cock while calling you her slut sissy pet episode.

I want to stop having these nightmares.
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>>38044597
I want to start having these nightmares
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>>38044814
sounds pretty interresting for 1 or 2 nights
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the nightmare begins as soon as i open my eyes

>edgemaster

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> tfw randomly decided to try smoking T minus 10 minutes ago
> didn't cough like a bitch
> smooth, smokey flavor
I actually kinda like it. I'm not going to make it a habit, though. Maybe once a week. Any robots know how I can enjoy an occasional cig and not get addicted?

Also share your favorites. I got pic related because I'm a noob.
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>>38044583
you're already addicted, stop it before it's too late
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>>38044583
The trick is to smoke rarely, but more importantly dont fall into habbits. The worst thing you can do is say, have one in morning, whenever you drive, et cetera. It becomes hard to stop doing it in that case. It's easier to create a good habbit than break a bad one, so maybe pair it with another once a week pleasure you have.
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I got strange pain in chest after 2 years of smoking.

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mods ban me please
i need to get off this fucking site
i'm developing a masturbation addiction and i need to get a grip
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WAHAHA DISREGARD THAT!!! Smoke pot and jack off right now holy moly!!! You can get fucking stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND ON DRUGS you faggotini lololol....
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You do realize you can still lurk if banned?
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hiro sucks dick and mods are cucks
raid this twitter account https://twitter.com/I_want_2die
buy me this https://reverb.com/p/rickenbacker-620-jetglo-2016?gclid=Cj0KCQjwytLKBRCXARIsAPchlXpxDpekj5Y52a9EPD_1TQSKy8yz0J3qW-z975g9gJ7Cw53y5px1BAsaAlmJEALw_wcB&hfid=3672776
i'm under 18

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I WEAR BLACK ON THE OUTSIDE BECAUSE THAT IS HOW I FEEEL ON THE INSIDE

AND IF I SEEM A LITTLE STRANGE WELL THATS BECAUSE I AM
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I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE ORIGINALLY LOVED
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>>38044460
AND IF A 10 TONNE TRUCK CRASHES INTO US... WELL THE PLEASURE AND PRIVILEGE IS MINE
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Once I started getting into relationships with females, and I was the one doing the heart-breaking and engaging in "toxic" (((masculinity))), I really don't like Morrissey anymore

But this song will always be relevant or you arent someone people should be around:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSQNJC2P6lM

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What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever been caught doing?
>hard mode: no masturbating
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Dancing to folkloric music alone
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>>38044417
Guy I knew came over to my house without warning. I was in old, ratty pajamas building a Lego Batman set.

Worse part was I used to have a crush on him in high school
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>>38044464
damn anon. thats sounds like a nice start for a gay porn

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>trying to lose weight, especially my gut

>alcoholic
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>need a new aux cable
>amazon has so many to choose from
>I'm too indecisive to pick one

I can't even buy consumables without getting exhausted.
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>>38044403
Go swimming
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>>38044403
>Trying to loose weight
>Depressed and living at home so I have to eat the shit my parents buy.
Would it kill them to stop buying biscuits? At least that way I'd stop snacking, and it would be good for all of us.

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>tfw no nerdy fembot gf
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>>38044180
Fembots don't exist. Another normalfag OP.
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Lmao I bet that Stacy in the pic thinks Metroid is the best character.
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>tfw no nerdy femboy gf

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http://robotradio.pe.hu

Formed just under a year ago, Robot Radio is a /r9k/-centric radio for robots who want comfy tunes and other robots to talk to.

Sometimes, under certain DJs, we'll host live conversations about robot experiences to get away from god-awful trap posting
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>>38044166
bump for B A R R Y
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>>38044166
Need any music DJ's?
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I unironically enjoy Nightcore.

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Inspirobot dropping the hard truth bombs. I know this. I just don't have the balls to do it.
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Well, on the other hand...
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>>38044148
>Cold hard cash

Oh definitely ;) I love that term.
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You guys are cool people, but it's really not about the money for me. I don't need a lot to be happy, just want to find a workplace where I fit in :/

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why do women destroy themselves like this? we are both white and i thought she liked me but now i dunno what to feel.
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>>38044144
I hope you didn't let her get away. Mud shark is good eating. I have a few good recipes if you need one
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Does mudshark mean she was blacked? If so, I'm very anon. It's always terrible when animals wreck your woman.
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>>38044262
>>38044208

yeah she was blacked. i didn't know this until i saw her instagram which is public.

fuck man she kissed me on the cheek and i helped her with her course work. we studied together and i was imagining building a white family with her.

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“Suicide is an option” voice in my head tells me.

“I can’t, I’ll take mom & dad with me. They don’t deserve it” I tell the voice

“You failed everything you started & you don’t belong on this planet, this planet will be better off without you” -Voice

“I have a great job, so I must have did something right” -Me

“You failed that too, & its a matter of time before you end up in jail, where you will end it anyway” -Voice

“if that happens, I might have to end it but until then I need to hold on. I want a family” -Me

“You will never get married, you have toenail fungus!! Its nasty & no one will want to live with you” -Voice

“……..” -Me

“Suicide is an option” -Voice

“Thats throwing away a life God gave me for my own selfish reasons. Ill go to hell” -Me

“Hell does not exist!!! What kind of God knows the future & knows that we the people are super weak & still give us this extremely hard test but you can’t say no because thats suicide & if you don’t worship him you burn for eternity. Why give you a life in the first place? Why? Why? So a loving God just lets us burn ourselves out/die/burn in hell for eternity.” -Voice

“if I was God there would be no pain, & id love to save the world but I can’t even save my own self. I SWEAR I TRY DAILY” -ME

“So do you believe in this God?” -Voice

“yes, I do!! look around you Ive heard many funny religions but the funniest one was (this is all a coincidence)

but Im still so lost” -Me

Repeat Every Single Day, EVEN THOUGH I IVE BECOME A BETTER PERSON TO OTHERS & FINALY PROUD OF HOW FAR I WENT WITH CHANGING MY CHARACTER FOR THE BETTER. I STILL CANT GET RIDE OF THAT VOICE.
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>>38044095
I don't know how to get rid of the voice but good luck anon! Hugs!
>become a better person to others
Have you been ignoring yourself? Taking care of your needs and desires is important too!
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>>38044095
You need to find where the voice lives and kill it.
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>>38044095
Seek professional help.

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How do I get a job as an assassin? I'm really good at physical combat and everyone says I'm really quiet
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>"How do I get a job as an assassin"

The initiation process involves teleporting behind a Chad and whispering "Nothing personnel, kid" before killing him.
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>>38044056
the first step would probably to go on /fit/ and shave your neckbeard
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>>38044056
Honestly you probably need to come from jail. Make a name on the underworld.

Where the heck are all the cute boys? I'm tired of searching for them.
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I'm cute. But I have lots of dosh and never leave my house.
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>>38044048
>Where the heck are all the cute boys? I'm tired of searching for them.

All 1000 miles away from you
That's the way the world works
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What do you even mean by "cute"?

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I have no clue what my MBTI personality class is.

When I first did the '16 personality' test, I got INTJ; furthermore, looking at how this site describes each area just now, that seems right. Admitedly, I took that test way too fast.
http://www.myersbriggs.org/my-mbti-personality-type/mbti-basics/home.htm?bhcp=1

When I did the 'Keys 2 Cognition' test which people trust more, however, I got INFP with ENFP and ISFP also being possible.

I decided to do another test on a 'Similar minds' site, and that gave me INTP!

Lastly, I decided to take the '16 personalities' test with more thought put in a second time. Now it's giving me INFJ!

Please help me discern the truth, robots! Also, am I being a tad obsessive with these crappy internet tests?
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>>38044015
>crappy internet tests
thats exactly what they are. they dont mean anything so just calm down
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Desperate help bump
Originalioli
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>>38044015
kys


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