>tfw turning gay in 20's
If you wasn't gay growing up, you are what is known as prison-gay
Most likely because you feel you can't attract women so you've resorted to men (most likely traps/femboys/trannies) instead
You're not gay, and you'd realize this the first time you got naked in front of one and tried to kiss them.
>>34758442
so you're prison gay
the mom of my best friend turned gay at 50
>>34758487
so you mean he turned prison gay.
does /r9k/ like dan and phil ? :3
i like fucking the inside of my moldy cum pringles can more than i like watching britbong dykes pretend to be funny
>>34758437
Who are these pathetic faggots? Sickening.
They do not appeal to me but they seem like nice people.
how do you get over people belittling you over your height? I'm 20 year old guy and 5'0, and I'm constantly being condescended to. People treat me like a child and it gets irritating. Why would someone call another adult 'adorable?' it just doesnt make sense. Tips on how to handle this? Pic is how I feel sometimes :/
go away shorty
>>34758378
Ahhhhh thats cute. Why don't you just become a girl? You're not really a man when you're 5'0 anyways.
>5'0
I would literally kill myself. You are forever a child. You will never find love and respect, and people will always treat you like a lesser person.
Ok , robot , how would you describe a normie ?
What is the actual meaning of the word?
I know you beta males are gonna tell me normies are people who are liked by females , but i dont agree with that .
>normie is a person who is an average fuck with no originality and extremly predictable by non normies
>a normie cant make decisions for himself so they are often religious
>normies cant think deeply or have insight, nor can they see the bigger picture
>normies dont care about the truth,but about the opinion of the majority
>pic related
Normies/ normalfags are just beta males and women that aren't quite Chad but still might have sex occasionally and do normalfag shit like socialise and have jobs.
Just normal mother fuckers
>>34758338
normies often have more insight into the inner workings of life than non normies. thats why they are more successful than non normies
Normies are people who get along with society, they just blend in. They have a normie life, job, parties etc... Then they get married and have children.
If they ever have noticed robots, they have long forgotten.
>used to use piss jars
>penis reguarly submerged in old piss
>funny feeling one day like I constantly needed to pee even though I was empty
>feeling stayed for years
>got so bad I couldnt sleep so google it
>probably just an infection
>go to doctors and they ask me to pee in cup
>have to walk through waiting room with bright yellow pee cup and ask young secretary girl were the toilet is
>after peeing had to give warm cup to secretary girl
Waiting results now dying inside
>>34758298
>>penis reguarly submerged in old piss
You're disgusting.
You have a urinary tract infection. Ciprofloxacin 500mg twice a day for two weeks.
rip your boipuss
F
Is she, dare I originally say it, our girl?
why would she be?
>>34758289
Yes
orgins original
>>34758387
Because high level of autism?
are you glad english's your native language?
>>34758287
not really no
why would i be
It's not my native language but i Kike ir tho
>>34758287
> english's
Are you glad it's your third language?
I recently thought about working out but I'm too autistic to go to the gym, did anyone here try out a bodyweight workout and did it make you feel better?
How tall are you?
And how much do you weigh? Original stats
>>34758348
6'6 and 184lbs
>>34758286
yes. you can get a lot out of pushups, pull ups, jumping squats, tricep dips, etc. if you are willing and able, you really should do it. when you get toned and have a little mass you will have more confidence to go to the gym too probably.
Just found out I have aspergers
The only reason it wasn't obvious to you is because you have it.
funny how that works
dont tell anyone lol
At least now you're entirely excused from being a fuckup. Do you qualify for bux?
Putting my dog down in a few hours guys.
Anyone have a similar experience? How did you get through it
Rest in peace dogger
There's really no way of "getting through it". It's going to be absolutely heart-wrenching and there's nothing you can do about it
Just know that he will be in doggo heaven soon if he was a good boy (I bet he was)
last summer i had all three of my 16 year old dogs die within a month of each other. A black lab, a mutt that looked like a dingo and a tiny shitzu. I'v grown up with them for a majority of my childhood and they all just died when i was on break from college. The easiest way i coped with their loss was short-term playing video games and long-term just waiting it out. It's sad but all you have to think about is how good their life was (mine were all rescues)
They'll ask you if you'd like to stay or leave for the process.
I'd recommend staying so your dog doesn't look for you after you leave the room and it'll help you have some closure rather than imagining in your head how it would have gone.
Hold onto him and give him lots of pats. Sometimes during the process the dog may briefly go sort of in and out of consciousness before passing rather than cleanly just "falling asleep." Also, it's possible that the dog may suddenly take a deep breath before passing. Don't be scared or upset by any of these things, it's very natural.
Overdose of anaesthesia (which is how most dogs are put down) is a wonderful way to pass. Your dog will experience no suffering in this process.
As soon as you get home, tidy up all the "dog things" around your house. It's better than brooding amongst everything. If you'd like to keep a momento, choose something small and significant that is easy to preserve. I'd suggest taking all of your leftover food to your local shelter. If your dog didn't have any major diseases/infections they might take the bed off you too.
One thing I did after my dog passed, was to write down all my favourite memories about/with her on a piece of paper and fold it inside a photo frame with a picture of her in it.
A few months later, a fostered a dog for a short time and this further helped me come to terms with my own dog passing.
Best of luck friend! I'm sure your little buddy lived a great life with you
>tfw had anorexia during puberty
pretty sure i fucked up my own development and made myself more beta
>>34758198
>>tfw had anorexia during puberty
Are you a girl?
>>34758212
no hdhd r
>>34758198
Isn't that a girl's disease?
>no woman would sleep with KSI
>only half of women woould sleep with Pewdiepie
>only three women would sleep with h3h3
>only chad gets universal approval
How does any male stand a chance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmMQXM0tFbQ
>>34758190
that's why i've completely given up.
why bother when you're a pathetic completely average piece of shit
Well my ugly ass dad and brother managed to get pretty girlfriends despite being really ugly so I figure I should be able to too.
>>34758190
h3 is a fat old unfunny kike
no shit
Personally I'd let idubbbz piss on me
>gf just asked for an open relationship
>>34758129
>>gf just asked for an open relationship
cuck
That means she's already fucked someone or is about to fuck someone lmao
>>34758129
>gf
GET OUT NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS IS ORIGINAL
More than 22 years later, I still remember Stacey inviting everyone in class except for me to her birthday party
thats rough buddy
stalk her on facebook and plot her demise
thats what i always do when i remember something about my past
Fuck that roastie whore and her dried up ovaries. Anon forget that bitch.
>>34758089
These feels define you anon. You are blessed, don't you see?
I just realized that I can hear the somewhat qt girl who lives next door to me taking a shit if we happen to be in our respective bathroom at the same time.
This also presumably means that she's heard me unleash anal havoc on my own toilet.
I don't have a scat fetish or anything so if one of you BRAAPPP posters wants to come take over my lease or something please hit me up.
You should masturbate while moaning loudly next time you're both in your bathrooms.
so what does her poo sound like
big plops? fast pellets?
>>34757970
this would give me something to live for OP youre lucky