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Who /DEVILISH/ tonight?
>post "niggers" in friends discord server
>admin asks me if i'm okay
>say i do not like black people
>get kicked
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>>36610706
>mom tells me to go to bed at midnight
>it's 2 am and i'm still awake
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>>36610724
>go to 7/11
>drink icee in store
>throw cup away
>leave without paying
LOCK ME UP
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>message """"""""friend"""""""""
>he doesn't respond
>message him again
>and again later
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do you believe that there's an afterlife?
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>>36610694
I hope there is but I am doubtful
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No, everything we believe is not true
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>tfw researched this shit a long time ago when i had a existential crisis
There's two sides to it, people who believe that a person is their brain, and they cease to exist upon dying, and people who believe we have souls, both sides have interesting evidence.
For the skeptical side, we have neuroscience and people like Phineas Gage, whose personality changed completely when he had a metal pole lodged through his skull, destroying his frontal lobe.
For afterlife people, we have NDEs, yes, I know what you're thinking, same new-age religious bullshit, but there has been some research into it, which might be able to convince you that there's something after all this.
Anyway, don't worry too much about it, won't know until you die.
Reddit is down again
Can l crash with you guys?
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no go awayorgrigano
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>>36610679
No. Fuck off. Originally original.
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>>36610679
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GTFO MY BOARD!!!!!
>desperately want to lose weight
>started walking, working up to start couch 2 5k
>consume tons of fast food and soda
>try drinking only water for a while but feel miserable, currently alternate glass of water with glass of diet coke throughout the day
>try to stop eating fast food for everything
>just end up eating boxes of processed high calorie shit instead
>try to learn how to cook
>eggs taste horrible and make me feel like puking
>try making chicken breasts
>they come out like dry rubber
>the only thing that doesn't taste bad is frozen microwave veggies which just taste bland
Why couldn't I have white parents that knew how to cook
Why couldn't I have an extended family like a grandma or something that could show me how to cook
How do I escape the skinnyfat hell and actually reach healthy weight and fitness if I can't cook food and have no one to teach me? Every youtube video and recipe website is so fucking vague on the instruction
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Dachau mode here, I just keep eating and eating but never gain weight. Wtf do I do?
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>>36610705
Stop memeing my thread with your shitpost, I'm fucking serious
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>>36610659
Just exercise hard and lift, focusing on getting protein, and realize that you can eat fast food and lose weight - it's all about the calories in vs out. That's not to say that cooking for yourself isn't betterfrom an overall health standpoint
Also browse fit and read the sticky anon you can do it
Do you like qt Mexican/Mexican-American chicks?
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>>36610630
Mexican women are ugly as fuck irl. Even the mexican strip clubs ive been to are full of dominican chicks
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Why do you keep making this thread? What do you have to gain from it?
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>>36610662
Where do you find those strip clubs?
And you're wrong, there are tons of hot Mexican chicks
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>be me
>20 year old student
>earbuds broken for 2 weeks
>no friends
>shit grades
>family doesn't send birthday wishes because its not on my facebook
>sitting in my room by myself with a twinkle for a cake
Someone call me so i don't fucking kill myself 6192147492
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>>36610544
Can't call but we can talk on email if you would like.
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>>36610574
Or here obviously
Happy Birthday either way
Lets chat a bit
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How do robots handle group showers?
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How did you survive gym showers in High School?
https://vimeo.com/208179923
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We didn't have showers in my high school.
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>>36610495
I've been avoiding them all my life
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No one at either of my high schools (I went to more than one) used the showers. The closest we got was changing in the locker rooms. That's it.
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>im such a bully that literally 45% from r9k of people know me on discord
>so infamous i get kicked out of discords i get really cozy in
>tfw it's hard to find a discord where someone ends up kicking me/tries to get the owner to kick me
>tfw promise myself to not bully anymore but it doesn't matter because no one believes you've changed
>tfw doesn't even matter because you can't show them that you've changed anyways
Who else /banished/ here?
it's not a cozy feeling when im alone in real life and alone online too
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Try an irc rooms, they have thicker skins than those wamby pamby discord newfags.
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>>36610472
You brought this on yourself, better luck next life.
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>>36610534
FUCK YOU
AT LEAST GIVE ANONS ANOTHER CHANCE
THEY ONLY BULLY A LITTLE BECAUSE THEY FEEL COMFORTABLE AND THEY FEEL LIKE THEY CAN EXPRESS THEMSELVES
THEN YOU FUCKING SOFT-HEARTED LITTLE FAGGOTS KICK THEM AND NEVER LET THEM COME BACK
FUCK YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Hello I am disabled and i am stuck inside because i can barely walk 10 feet because my feet are fucked up
is there any chance of me ever meeting a girl?
im not a normy i dont have a facebook or any group of friends ive been a neet for 8 years
I just want to have a gf who loves me and have sex and stuff before i die , its the only thing that torments me every day because ill never have it and im getting older, it keeps me up at night and makes me very sad
how could i meet somebody in this situation? and who would want to be with someone like me?
am i fucked? or is there a last drop of hope out there
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ur fucked senpai im sry
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>>36610466
Tinny is that you? You have hope
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>>36610511
ya its me i got a little excited because i figured out that its still TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE for me
but at the same time i cant see any possible way for this to happen except there was a miracle magic girl that showed up w
its so fucking strange a situation who would want to sit around and hang out with a cripple??
i dont see it happening ....... especially when i know 0 people
how do you meet someone ? lol i have nothing to offer anyone i need a 4/10 or something
what am i gonna do
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>tfw no cute Japanese bf
is there ANY good reason to continue on lads?
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I hear high school Japanese boys love mid to late 20 something white women.
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>>36610523
>I hear high school Japanese boys love mid to late 20 something white women.
I think there might be more than one so I'm guessing they might have some variation in interest
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>>36610827
Yeah I've read stories of women ordering sushi in Japan and they get these high school delivery boys up to their apartment.
And you can imagine the rest.
It's a special code you say when ordering sushi, you ask for the banana pocky for dessert.
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Who here /smalldick/?
How do you deal with all the feels?
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Just get a gf with a small vagina.
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barely 5 inches here. I really don't care. It's the very very least of my problems.
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They seem to fake enjoying it pretty good.
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Would you date a girl that owns a thong?
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A thong?
*long noisy exhale of breath*
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What the hell is up with that girl's room?
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>>36610321
Yeah and post thong with time stamp.
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>lgbt board is a blue board but this one isn't
Really makes you think.
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>>36610265
didn't know that.. thanks! bloxx
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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF
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>>36610352
You dont have to be bitter. You can be nce every once and a while you know. Maybe you wouldn't be so lonely. But i guess facing yourself and being responsible for your actions is too much for you to handle. Its ok. I understand.
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I really admire Elliot Rodger. Society treats short men like shit and I don't feel like I should abide to its rules anymore. Normies make fun of us for being robots but they don't know how they have won the genetic lottery
Elliot Rodger just serves as a reminder of what their consequences on shitting on manlets can be
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>>36610193
i sometimes feel like he went crazy as he was out of options. society won't accept him anyway
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>>36610259
Yup I totally agree. If you are short you already lose a few points on the attractiveness scale.
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>>36610193
>mfw I'm 6'3"
>mfw I'm skinny and lean but not a complete skellie
>mfw I have no significant flaws in my physical appearance
>mfw my dick is 6 inches long when erect
>mfw I'm still a kissless virgin robot
>mfw Elliot Rodger is a cum gargling faggot
Are you guys baiting or what? Stop with the Elliot Rodger shit posts.
Being a kissless virgin has more to do with your social skills and personality than your appearance. The fact that most robots may be seen as "unattractive" causes their social skills to deteriorate due to a lack of self esteem. You just need to stop caring about your outward appearance and start caring about not being a complete autist.
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me: It seems a bit early to ask but would you like to hang out sometime this summer? When you're not busy of course.
girl i'm interested in: I don't think I'll have time. I'm really busy this summer.
What did she mean by this? It could be legit of course since she's working full time but I've heard females will make it up in order to avoid hurting the guys feelings.
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>>36610121
she's making it up to not hurt your feelings
nobody is busy for an entire summer, and if they are, but do want to hang out with someone, they'll make the time
move on bud
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>>36610121
unless she's working 2 full time jobs there's no way she'd be too busy to even hang out with somebody once, or at least say something like "i'll try to find some time". you are out of luck imo.
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>>36610152
one full time job at a theme park near by.... Yeah she's totally not interested...