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>mom taking day off work to take me clothes shopping
>tfw 28
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>>35993597
are you neet?
get some comfy sweat pants/basketball pants
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>>35993628
Yes I'm neet. She's going to try and make me get stuff with light colors. I really just want the same clothes again.
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>>35993695
what do you wear now? dark comfy clothes?
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Is Ted our Future of America? Or his uncle and friends?
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part 2/4
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how would you feel if someone did this to you an0n?
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>>35993595
Did he kill those two people he's sitting next to?
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Why is it that only girls get to be cute? I want to be cute too!
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>>35993554
>falling for aesthetic organics meme
Pathetic filth. I wish the fatal dysfunction of your body came sooner then it has been proposed by average lifespan.
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>>35993554
That's not true, boys can be even cuter than girls!
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>>35993778
Not me, i have a bad face and turbo skinny fat
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Was Kurt Cobain a Chad?
Or was he /oneofus/?
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>>35993478
He was /edgy/ Chad. Got tons of 90s teen pussy
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>>35993478
He wasn't a chad but he wasn't /our guy/.
Cyborg at best.
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He was a failed normie. In between Chad status and robot status.
Who here absolutely disposes the concept of "The End"? I hate it when anything ends, from stories to life. I would rather something go terrible and spoiled then let it actually reach its final destination. Does anyone else here understand?
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Without fail, I consider watching the last episode or reading the last chapter of anything to be a terrible mistake
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>>35993474
I know that feelink anon.
Sometimes when I watch a show I am super sad that it ended.
Same goes with movies.
Its a media only thing for me, but I'd rather let it run forever even when its shit.
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>>35993474
This is the reason I have not kms yet
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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! I NEED FRIENDS! I NEED FUCKING ROBOT FRIENDS DAMN! FUCK NORMIES! FUCK ALL OF THEM! STUPID DUMB LIBERAL NORMIE!!! REEE I FUCKING WANT FRIENDS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I have a really fun activity for you fellow brobots:
1)read the ree posts as fast as you can out loud
2)that's it
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>>35993447
I'll be youroriginalfriend, anon.
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>>35993447
I'll be your friend, if we post steamIDs.
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>been trying to diet for a year
>forever stuck yoyo-ing between 190-200
Why can't I lose weight...
Any tips from successful robots?
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You can't lose weight because you're a disgusting pig without discipline. STOP EATING.
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dont eat for a year challenge. its where you dont eat for a full year. this is the secret. do you think you have what it takes?
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>>35993434
>STOP EATING
Its not that simple.
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>Working at an in-store bakery
>Cleaning a machine
>Regular customer comes up
>Bitch would request we set aside some bread for her each day
>Takes me a while to notice she's there, she doesn't make any attempt to get my attention
>Eventually I notice her and ask if I can help her
>"Yes, I'm here for my bread."
>Check where the bread usually is
>Not there
>FuCK.png
>"I'm sorry ma'am, but the bread isn't where it's supposed to be."
>She storms off
>Get a co-worker to come help me
>Bitch returns
>"I found it, it was on the shelf. This isn't good enough! I'm a paying customer!"
>Co-worker steps in for me, what a trooper
>"Ma'am, we've been here for about two hours. One of the morning staff must've put it out"
>Bitch refuses to listen
>Eventually calm the beast and go back to work
>Store manager comes up to me about a half hour later
>Motherfucker went home and called the store to complain about me because I didn't notice her right away while I was busy working
>Complained about how I was supposedly rude
>This was all on like my third or fourth shift. I've moved departments now.
Pic related is the sort of thing I was cleaning
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>>35993379
The customer is always right :^)
This is why being a manager at a retail store is the most beta job ever.
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>>35993379
This is why customer service is fucking bullshit. Never get a job where you need to interact with customers.
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>>35993540
The problem is really whether or not you own the business. If you are the owner you can tell whoever you want to fuck off of they are being unreasonable, but if you work for a chain you have to bend over backwards.
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Ask a robot who's staying in a motel 6 anything
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>>35993340
How long will you be staying there?
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>>35993340
Is the room nice
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>>35993340
Buy a blacklight and shine it on the bed. Post results.
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>hatred is a more complex emotion than love and is therefore a more human-like emotion than love
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>>35993304
I'll bite.
Is it easier to love than to hate?
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>>35993304
on what grounds is hatred more complex than love?
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>>35993986
Not OP but i dont think so.
Ive seen people jump at a chance to talk behind another persons back or to shout at them every day.
Humans need a doomsday end of the world habbening.
Then i can finally snap and let it all out.
Is it true women grind on men in night clubs as a way to screen who has the largest cock? If you have a below average dick should you even bother going to night clubs?
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>night clubs
if you're even thinking about going to one of those places you are a normie. please go to /soc/
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>>35993256
We call it "to dry fuck someone". It's more of heavy flirting. Just start to make out and take her home.
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>>35993256
How does that even work? That means women think all men at clubs have a raging boner.
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Bless me /r9k/ for I have bedded a Roastir before joining the mass.
How can I repent my sins?
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rifle down a school
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>>35993150
Get out.
It's the only way.
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I have renounced the chads and staceys who were once in my life.
I eat nothing but tendies
I only wish to love you
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>WHY DO WOMEN LIKE ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO HAVE SEXUAL IDEALS
This is what you guys sound like
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>>35993146
People typically end up with someone equal to them in looks.
Stop chasing Stacey, a robot will never be able to get her.
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>>35993296
Sounds like you haven't heard about the 80/20 rule.
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>>35993146
Cept a lot of us have dropped all our sexual standards have tried to get girls even much lower than us yet they still have overly high standards.
Pic related. I'd literally accept anything at this point.
>>35993296
Depends on where you live.
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do you find cara delevingne attractive?
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Seems like I don't
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She's objectively "attractive", as measured by normal population standards.
If you compare her on the celebrity, or even model scale, you could say she has very maculine features (looks like the boys from the Mmm Bob song), but what use it that.
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I'd ravage all of her holes if you know what I mean
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>Mother found the cum homunculus
its over isnt it lads
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>mom found the cheeky chest-shitting cumslut
I feel your pain
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go ahead and share it u jew
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>>35993087
>dad found the severed girl hand in the freezer
goodbye