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>4 day weekend
>No guy to pound my pussy

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Dear Robots.

How do you Deal with Spending Time Being Alone, anything besides Hentai, thanks.

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quit being cynical, you ugly, unwanted, unbearable pieces of shit. That's the only reason you're FA because you just exude negativity for no reason whatsoever. Die.

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should i play stalker /r9k/?

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>tfw happy because i choose to be

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i am becoming really misogynistic. women seem like horrible vapid creatures that don't experience anything remotely good or virtuous. are women actually as mean as i think or can women actually be good loving sincere people

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>wearing sunglasses inside

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>What are you staring at, you creep?? I wear this for comfort.

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Looks like we lost another one of our own. I'll miss your posts on r9k. Godspeed, energy drink bro.

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I want a fat robot to sit on my face with his big butt

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>Got back from class yesterday
>Hear 21 year old Chad roommate banging some girl in his room
>They later come out in underwear and he apologizes for the noise while she laughs, it's his co-worker girl A
>Sitting together on the couch with her on his lap as they cuddle for awhile before she has to leave
>Me and him play vidya and watch TV for awhile while he sits in just his boxers after getting his dick wet, looking like a king
>Come evening time, during a movie he starts getting texted and responding to two girls at once (B&C), a friend of A and a friend of B
>They're out drinking and are trying to get his attention, apparently he's had something going with B after she heard how "good" he was from A, and now C heard how "good" he was from B
>B&C end up coming over within an hour or so, fawning over Chad roommate and I take the chance to slink off back to my room
>Later on hear them banging in his room, he's in a threesome with both of them
>Next morning as well, hear more banging going on
>Afterward he invites me to breakfast, the girls are cooking and we end up sitting around watching TV, both of them snuggled up to him, and as before they're all basically in underwear
>Eventually B has to leave but C says it's fine and she can get a ride from a friend later
>Can hear Chad currently banging B again in his room
>Earlier he told her she does have to leave before evening though because he's got something scheduled
>It's his ex coming over tonight for sex, among other things
>Don't think A&B&C know about his ex, but they all know he's actively banging all three of them at the same time, and they don't seem to mind
>Meanwhile I'm 26 and have never even held a girl's hand

Why are we here? Just to suffer?

I don't even feel like the same species as these people.

>Also worth mentioning, he's got a fwb situation with the girl in a neighboring apartment and she comes over from time to time for booty calls

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I haven't gone to class for 2 months now, and whenever I try to think I should go, I just get a panic attack and can't bring myself to go to class. Dunno why I have become afraid of going class. Can you guys please help me out here?

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>videogames are boring
>don't have the attention span to watch tv shows or movies
>the internet is slowly becoming boring

what do you robots do when you become bored?

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>YAAAAWN
>Oh hello again wagie, how was your 6 hour freedom break doing your back, just had a wonderful long nap after doing yoga in the park with a free health class, gotta keep and strong toned body for your wagie gf, after all, my BNC (big neet cock) has to please someones gf
>Oh whats that, you've been given a raise of 0.50 cents? Oh hahaha, I've just be given a grant for an exta 150 dollars a month just for my, might spend it all on comfy duvet and pillows for my massive pillow fort(no normies allowed)

So wagie, I'm thinking about downloading snapchat and blogging my NEET life, me watching Anime, going for comfy walks and my Delicious meals, doing callisthenics , listen to the tiniest music and have sex with a wagies girl friend

Wagie normalfags can watch me do nothing but expand my mind and live off NEETbux, might also send images to a wagies just to taunt them
on break of course

Would you lot follow me if I made an account?

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Hey robots, are you interested in using your free time more wisely? Why not learn something new today? The internet has tons of resources to teach you about every subject - learn to draw, make music, speak a new language, history, math, science... There's a lot out there.

You can try www.edx.org, a great free resource with online courses in every subject. There's many other sites too.
Other resources:
www.duolingo.com - learn a language through exercises and vocabulary
www.futurelearn.com/courses - free courses
www.coursera.org - free online courses www.openstax.org - free textbooks www.khanacademy.org - free short lectures and exercises
www.codeacademy.com - learn to code
www.udacity.com - learn to code
project odin
https://bigdatauniversity.com/
bento.io