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Why aren't you drawing animal cocks or futa cocks for living?
It is better to be selfemployed and draw animals cocks or futa cocks, rather than being wagecuck.
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No skill for drawing cocks
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>>38216881
I can draw nudes well and have actually considered becoming an h-artist to make some extra cash. Basically whoring out my art. I'm afraid it'll somehow wind up getting tied back to my professional career later on, though.
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>>38216881
>$1070
PER DRAWING
WTF
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>tfw just got gf
>she has yet to see my dick
>her ex had a thick 8 inch dick
>mines a pencil thin 5.5 inch
How do I compete?
I am worry
I'm gonna have to learn to please her without my dick, but I've never touched a vagina and don't know how to please a woman what do?
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why do you know about her exes dick
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>>38216868
Obviously you let her ex boyfriend fuck you.
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>>38216895
OP is a fgt
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I bet I'm the youngest person on /r9k/, I just turned 18 today. Is there anyone out there who can beat me?
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> implying that newfags are niot underaged
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>>38217355
This window wiII cIose in 3 seconds...
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i've used 4chan since i was 11 (i went from neopets to /v/ pretty much) and /r9k/ since i was 14. i'm 20 now and if you're underage using this website just leave now, especially if you're a girl. it gave me a lot of issues and in a way being here is like a self-fulfilling prophecy. if you're still in high school then get out while it's still gonna be easy for you.
i'm in the waiting room for counseling my parents signed me up for, do any of you robots have a therapist, what are your experiences?
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>>38216847
>make you talk about shit that stresses you out
>don't actually give helpful advice
>leave stressed out because you had to talk about all that shit
or
>we don't talk about anything of significance
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>>38216943
This
Oreganoliorolio
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>being perfect is overrated
>YOU matter, anon :)
Completely fucking useless. You're not paying for a friend. I went in one time and we LITERALLY, SERIOUSLY, UNIRONICALLY talked about my plans for the weekend (which I had none), my sleeping habits, and my favorite player on a sports team I follow. Absolute dogshit I wasted over $500 in 2 months.
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This is a prison in Germany. They feed you. You get a bed. You can read all day and have no responsibilities.
All you have to do is commit a serious crime like rape or something. Literally just rape people until the government puts you in a vacation home for a few years
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There are probably easier ways to achieve the same thing. And, it's probably required to do counseling and other shit too.
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>>38216813
Maybe, or you get locked up into a tiny prison cell together with some russians or turks or nazis or pedos and have to interact with them, sounds really great for a robot.
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>>38216813
Yep you just have to commit something that would get you the death penalty in your home country and cuck countries like norway and sweden won't extradite you and they'll put you in a comfy prison
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Holy shit I thought you were FUCKING JOKING
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>>38216795
Nope
You're in it now brah
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And you're not gonna tell us again what you did
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>>38216795
Did you eat the booty?
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Lets discuss ways we can make the negative, festering pile of shit known as /r9k/ better.
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Only constructive criticism and helpful advice instead of shitposting and le 4chan culture bait/troll/memeing
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>>38216765
no "fembot" threads
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ban all meta threads
Not even joking, people need to stop talking ABOUT /r9k/ and just start posting shit they want to see ON /r9k/
Give me one good reason why we shouldn't exterminate all women.
Last few days I've been talking to this Chinese girl, we've been skyping a lot and teaching each other our respective languages. We just had this conversation a few minutes ago.
How the fuck are women real, and why shouldn't we kill them all. I'm really sad right now :(
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lmoa gut fukted retard
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>>38216783
that was an unkind thing to say
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>>38216747
>itttttttt
fucking faggot
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Times when negative female estereotipes actually existed in your life. 2017-07-07 08:53:42 Post No.38216685
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Times when negative female estereotipes actually existed in your life.
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Ok robots. This story involves a couple in my friend circle. When I met them all we had just arrived to college. They started dating soon and it went on for the rest of our college years.
They were a cool couple to hang out with. When graduation came, the guy in the relationship wanted to leave the country, take his gf with him. Last minute she backed out and he ended up leaving alone.
Once he left, a few weeks went by and she announced they had broken up. It was hard to digest, I only knew them as a couple, but I had gotten to know this girl for years and she was fun to be around, so in the end, even though she backed out of a plan she had and then left her bf, our friend, I thought it was pretty logical, maybe she got tired of the relationship and this was her way out. The guy is a complete beta, in fact he lurks on a daily basis, so if you are reading this, sorry m8. we haven't talked since his departure, but I would bet money he took badly the break up and probably hasn't made contact with any other girls since.
As I said, she broke up with him. A week later she got tinder, days later she fucked some guy. And then another one. And another one. She is fairly cute, so it basically took a few messages to get someone to come over.
That was a year ago. He wasn't the best guy ever, but he was willing to do anything for her, you could tell. Seeing how she could get over him that easily made it seem like she didn't care. But everything up to now is something you could justify. People break up all the time, shit goes wrong. She obviously had every right to fuck around if she wanted to.
Thing is, now the cock carrousel isn't as atractive. She has started to talk with him again, talking about taking a trip to see him, see how it goes. Basically she is gonna take him back, and he will take her out of desperation.
And that's how I found a real life example of a girl getting tired of the cock carousel and getting back with her boyfriend.
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>>38216685
Don't fucking tell us this, help your buddy. Fucking clown.
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>>38216685
I'm gonna guess Spanish is ur first language
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>>38216824
I'm sure it won't matter. From what I know he is aware something happened. He has made some weird questions to my other friends. So he knows something. If he doesn't have the balls to directly ask her, out of fear of finding the truth, I can't say telling him will have a different outcome.
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Why don't black fem""""""""""""""""""""bots"""""""""""""""""""" like blackbots?
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How ya'll niggas doing?
t. blackbot
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They literally do.
White women are lying if they say they do not love the BBC.
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>>38216696
Cultural Marxism had destroyed Mother Europa; it has turned Europa's men into progressive liberal cuckolds and Europa's women into slatternous dishonourable trash.
There is nothing we can do. All is lost.
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I feel like I am being watched.
I feel like I'm known.
I feel like everybody knows what I'm doing.
I feel like I have to delete my browser history every 5 minutes to stay anonymous.
I don't trust google anymore.
I don't even trust windows 10.
Am I being paranoid or am I being a stupid cunt?
Please help
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Dude, no one cares that you watch shemale porn lol
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>>38216607
>Am I being paranoid or am I being a stupid cunt?
Aren't both of those the same?
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>>38216607
You want to know what's funny?
You're definitely unhealthy and probably a schizo, but you're also not wrong. Modern society has simply normalized being tracked to such a degree that what you're doing is weird.
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Why are attractive brunettes so rare? Is it because most attractive women dye their hair to blonde?
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>>38216605
that girl doesn't have brown hair or dyed hair. even her eyebrows are blonde
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>>38216625
fyi some women also lighten their eyebrows
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a lot of blondes try to go brunette actually, you just don't know
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What are party posters up to on Friday night?
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>>38216597
Tennocon is jewing warframe players with the promise of Baro Unbound. Every godforsaken piece of primed, prisma or miscellaneous garbage he has ever hawked will be for sale at an exclusive location. Everything. Every seasonal item ,every ultra-rare. Literally every item he has ever sold will be available at the same time.
So my night is mindless warframe grind. I need as many ducats as possible before he arrives
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Well, I'mIN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERY ROBOT JUST HAVE A GOD TIME
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MAYA HEE
MAYA HOO
MAYA HA
MAYA HAHA
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>>38216586
I want to go back.. back to the past
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>>38216586
All the way back when the Annoying Orange made his own content and didn't play Grand Theft Auto.
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Le Old Meme Face Only 90s Kids Will Remember This iFunny Compilation. :)
>tfw spending yet another late 20s Friday night all alone
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>>38216557
I'm going out in an hour. Going to go creep on some girls.
I might not get one, but I'm going to go creep on them anyway.
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>>38216580
Is this a normal thing for you?
like by creep do you mean go the club, and hit on them, or do you watch from the distance in the bushes; has this gotten you chicks
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>>38216557
Honest question: why don't you just go out? At least you won't be alone, and something good might happen (something more interesting)