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Who else bunkered down for the hurricane?
Houston fag signing in
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I hope Harvey kills plenty of Mexicans.
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>>39315596
I'm in India and I'm safe.
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>>39315639
>India
>safe

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hi, what video games do robots like?
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>>39315360

EU4

M&B:Warband

CS:GO if you're playing ESEA
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tf2 and minecraft used to be pretty comfy games
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Do any real robots play video games? Your failures are not tragic if you don't even try to improve yourself.
Seems like >>39315360 timmy, the 12 year old minecraft prodigy found his way to his glorious meme productions sweat shop.

What is the point of drugs for girls when cock is a much better drug?
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>>39315348
What drugs are just for women?
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>>39315411
none but girls do take drugs
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>>39315484
Then they're not drugs for girls, they're just drugs.

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26 kissless virgin here

I am running everyday for two months now, and recently a cute girl started too. We are both running like Sonic, but now we advanced from nothing to smiling on each other and saying hello when we see each other. Is there a way to advance from here? What to do? Or should I leave it because only Chads can pick up girls from situations like this?
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Asking her what her name is would be a good start
Then you could talk about running
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>>39315367
But how?
She is runnning fast. Should I stop her, say hello, intorduce myself and ask her name?

I completely fucked up I know
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>>39315398
Ah you go in separate directions or something
Forget it then
I assumed you did the same route miraculously and would stop at some common point

Nah focus on form pal you're outside busting your gams for a reason

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How does a socially inept person finds a himself drug dealer?
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Where do you Iive anon
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SAUSE ANON
origano
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>>39315347
Belgium
Cant be arsed go all the way to holland tho.

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Where do I find a friend?
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Up your butt and round the corner.
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>>39315358
I agree. The prostate is the best friend a man can have.
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>>39315320
Wherever there's dogs.

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Looking for more timid people to join our discord. Come in, post whatever the fuck you want, talk about your wizard training, harass roasties, talk to us about the monotony of your lonely life - we'll share too.

Cozy, play video games with us.

discord: H25DJK
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>>39315319
I'm not timid famslice but thanks for the offer.
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>>39315338
No problem. We just got a roastie in here and I'm trying to analyze her. She's upset with me. It's hot.
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>>39315355
They're always upset with something
Roasties wwtl

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>miserable as neet for 2 years
>dream is to have a job, any job
>finally find job, happy to be making money even if its min wage
>become miserable at job after few months
>find better job
> become miserable again, despite having money to afford more things

does it ever get better.
maybe if i was making $20 an hour i'll finally be free and happy
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Just invest your money and let it work for you.
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>>39315257
70k is considered the optimal income for day to day happiness
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>>39315314
USD? jesus maybe I'll be happy in 5 years haha

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Feet are the only true robot fetish
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>the most common fetish
>the robot fetish
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>>39315204
that is a wierd way to spell guro
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>>39315218
they also seem to be the most despised

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Why didn't you save her robots? You had the chance.
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>>39315200
I have cuck-cuck-go, so I can't sauce that image
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>>39315200
>self-harming
>bad posture

No thanks, nothing worth saving.
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Cause I didn't feel like it lol

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I dream of rain, yelayiyelay
I dream of gardens in the desert sand
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>>39315149
How hard is it to make a comfy gif like that? Would it be possible to learn?

I feel like there is a certain magic to images, they are like a little world the artist creates.
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>>39315149
I guess it rains down in Africa.
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>>39316211
dunno, I never made anything my entire life and just leech off of others' creativity

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What are you doing up so late on r9k on a Friday night?

Do you have no friends or something?
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>>39315128
your are 100% correct
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>>39315128
Nightshift phone posting. I make a decent wage for doing fuck all for 12 hours
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>>39315284
>fuck all for 12 hours
What's your job anon?

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I've never had a legit job or lived on my own. How could I estimate the amount of disposable income (Money after all expenses + taxes) at the end of every month/year/etc.?
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Income-expenses=disposable income
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>>39315106
If you're not a normie then you'll have a lot more since they spend it on clubs and women.
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>>39315251
Know this feel. I'm paying back a bad loan after university but I still manage to have more than co-workers because my only expenses are rent/travel/food. I don't really spend much on clothes, my food is basic and I don't eat out, I don't really have hobbies besides gym that's only 300 a year. I should probably spent some by going abroad.

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THREE SIX SUCK A NIGGA DICK NO FOREPLAY ALL DAY

BOOMIN' OUT DA TRAP THROUGH THE HALLWAY
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>>39315061
fuck this song is so good. long live asap.
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>>39315119
i wish i was a rapper like rocky so bad i even thought about going to nyc and being homeless
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>>39315178
i wish rocky would rap more. im glad him and tyler are making tracks together still tho.
also don't let your dreams be memes.

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I fixed the hole I punched in my wall.
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>>39315057
good job anon we're proud of you big guy
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>>39315057
Lost another Dota 2 game, eh Pablo?
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at least use paste to seal it up

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