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>had a qt femboy AGGRESSIVELY blow me and rim my bum
>felt SO GOOD, I literally came wicked hard after just 15 minutes
>she(he) swallowed my seed and said "mhhhh thanks for dinner"
>she(he) keeps texting me and saying to fuck her(male) in her boypussy(female(male) ass)
>she(he) is 100% passing and puts in a lot of effort to be qt, but last time she(he) was wearing a cute dress(female) so I couldn't even tell she was a girl(male)
Idk if I could do it, like Im not gay or anything, but she(male) is really cute and stuff
yo, what it do my bots?
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I saw this thread early. If you already guy your dick sucked by a guy, that's gay. Might as well go all in.
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You(me) need to continue what you're (I'm) doing
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>>38332172
this post gave me schizophrenia :(
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Who /Malt O Meal here?
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>>38332114
Malt O' Meal has to be one of the best, cheap cereals out there.
Who /MarshmallowMateys/ here?
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>>38332114
the dye in the malt-o-meal crunch berries turns my shit blue/green
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>>38332114
Who /wakes up at 3pm so always skip breakfast/ here? I eat like 1 meal a day.
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Hands free orgasms, are they real?
Has anyone ever watched one of those vids that promises you to orgasm without your hands?
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>>38332047
the only way a hands free orgasm is possible is if you play with your pooper. you don't wanna do that do you? yes you do. its sooo hot. do it.
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>>38332047
These erotica asmr sound hypnosis gave me a boner. It was really weird. Has potential.
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I pirated a dozen GB of hypnosis .mp3s, one of which was for hands free orgasms pretty much in command. I listened to it before trying it just to be safe from any shenanigans, towards the end, before the "you wake up on 3" shit, it said something along the lines of "you want to send me money". I had to laugh so hard I couldn't take it seriously anymore. No hands-free orgasm on command for me I guess.
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Home buying is such a meme. Sign 30 years of your life to voluntarily be tied down as a work bitch.
Humans are only active as adults for what, 40 years as adults?
Sorry mom and dad. I'm not leaving the nest.
I'll work though.
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>>38332011
that's what I'm doing, it sucks pretty bad tbqph
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>>38332011
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.
>durr son move out
>why? I can just live here and I don't need to waste unnecessary resources or work
>because you need a place to live by yourself
Lmao, fucking stupid. I'll just take over the house when my parents die, why should I wear down my body and waste money on something so stupid?
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>>38332011
>Sign 30 years of your life
This isn't even remotely true if you can sell your house.
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Tfw when you're mum promises you a prostitute for your 18th birthday. 2017-07-12 11:27:20 Post No.38331979
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Tfw when you're mum promises you a prostitute for your 18th birthday.
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Looks like even this fat negro mongoloid will be getting laid while we just sit here arguing about whether traps are gay or not.
(Katie price, professional big tatted whore, said she would,buy her retarded son a hooker when he turned 18 be use he wouldn't get laid otherwise.)
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If you're capable of posting here you're capable of going to a hooker yourself. What's your complaint?
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>>38331979
Good for him. Helping your children understand sexuality and relationships is important. My parents never brought up any of that stuff and it stunted my development.
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>>38332019
Nothing, I just find the image of that fat retarded nig nog shagging a hooker hilarious.
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Need some advice, my good chaps
>Go to McDonald's daily for lunch and/or dinner.
>Cutie 3.14 cashier has begun to notice me
>every time I come in she smiles, says hi, and asks how my day is going
>I think she likes me
>She always has a mickey mouse pin on her uniform
I have enough money saved up. Should i book a trip to Disney world for us and surprise her? I think it's a good way to show her how nice I am and it's a good way to start a relationship. What do you guys think?
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>>38331955
Just know I got to this thread first.
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>>38331974
I assume you didn't all the other times this was posted?
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>>38331955
>Should i book a trip to Disney world for us and surprise her?
"hey I don't even know you, I don't know fucking anything about you, we didn't even talk more than two words every day, but I am a so fucking creep that I noticed you have a mickey mouse pin on your uniform.
So I booked you an expensive trip to disney world come with me"
It would freak her out you fucking idiot. Go slowly, ask her number, add her on normiebook, talk with her, after THAT you can ask her out .
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What do people even talk about with their friends ?
It doesn't seem like normies are that much more interesting than me, I don't know how they even manage to keep conversations going for hours.
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Usually common interests. Thats the bare minimum for friendship. Its easy to talk to someone about something when you both enjoy it.
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>>38331926
They have normal dopamine and serotonin levels so boring things can be interesting to them
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>>38332055
what are these common interests ?
Anyone else here /look young/
>20 years old
>no facial hair, have never had to shave
>man boobs
>lean but still have chubby cheeks
>get called "buddy" constantly
>get asked what grade I'm in
>girls call me "cute", would never even think of me in a sexual way.
JUST
Only thing going for me is that I'm white, 5'11 and not a turbo manlet. Doctor says hormone levels are normal and it just comes down to genetics. I don't see how you could avoid becoming a robot looking like a child into your 20s.
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>>38331893
I'm 31 and still get called 'kid'
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>>38331893
you have klinefelters my dude
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>>38331893
If you have manboobs do push ups or any other routine that workout your chest, that way your chest will get flatter and with your manboobs it will look like you have a huge pectoral
>tfw finally found my glasses
at last i can see again
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>tfw no glasses
>contact ripped
>only one contact in eye
>no money for a few weeks to get new ones
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>>38331903
You should probably tape up the eye without a contact. Being half blurry really messes with things
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>tfw no nearsighted gf whom you tease by hiding her glasses
And you don't give them back until she gives you a blowjob!
And they were on the top of her head the whole time!
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We all know that autism shoes are an essential item to a spergwear fit. Let's talk about other autistic clothing items. I'll list a few obvious ones:
>cargo shorts
>the fedora, of course
>sandals with socks
Anything else?
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>>38331851
i really fucking hate whoever made this image. the open dress shirt
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Not really related to clothing but still belongs in this thread.
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>video game t shirts>MAGA hats
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More like pic related? I want to show my girlfriend whomst've memes.
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>>38331847
please respond originales
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thank for using a trip so we can block you
mods ban him pls and close the thread
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>>38332821
I'm kinda actually interested I like these memes
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if you're sexually aroused by male genitals, but not the rest of male bodies, are you considered homosexual?
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who knows
sexology is criminally understudied
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It means your gay, but you still have a bunch of internalized problems about it. Give it time.
Source: Am gay. Experienced this.
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>>38331823
You're just trying to hide your attraction to traps, which is 100% gay. Just come out of the closet already, fag.
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>26 today
>11pm
>both my parents didn't even wish me happy birthday
>no friends
>no other family
>only fucking happy birthday i get is from some restaurant that sends an automated birthday card
what a time to be alive
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Just tell us you want us to wish you HB ffs.
Also, happy birthday anon.
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Call them right now, just to say what's up.
And happy birthday.
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Why haven't you moved to >>>/bant/?
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Is /bant/ a fusion of /b/ /pol/ and /int/?
That sounds pretty cool actually
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went there the first day and it was gay
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>>38331714
Yeah. Also flags and IDs make it different because you can have Risk threads and so on
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Significant other problems, let them out 2017-07-12 11:11:47 Post No.38331636
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Significant other problems, let them out
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> be me
> girlfriend and I are taking on the phone
> she's really quiet but it's ok, I wear headphones with the volume on full blast
> tonight she's really bad
> can't hear much of anything she's saying
> literally whispering expecting me to pick up on it
> don't but play along like I can
> finally says something that sounds important
> I ask her what four times, she's starting to get annoyed
> so I play along like I heard it
> seems like it was a one off thing she just needed to say to get off her chest
> fast forward, 5 minutes, she keeps referencing what she said that I couldn't hear
> "it's really a problem anon"
> I say I will work on fixing it
> hey mood improves
> think I'm in the clear
Wrong
> out of the blue
> "Anon why aren't you more sensitive, you know this is a really big problem...." On and on
> she's really laying into me and pissed
> mfw this could all have been avoided if she just spoke up
> mfw I can finally hear her on the phone
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>haven't had sex in almost a week
I don't deserve this fellow robots..
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>>38331636
>Significant other problems
>>>/soc/
Fuck off.
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>>38331636
What are you doing here? Serious question. Get out.