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Just found out the love of my life loves another man, what should I do guys?
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>>35637715
You should be relived. At least now you understand you have no chance yet.
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>>35637715
Find out that you're me.
Also, I'm stuck here forever.

Enjoy
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>>35637715
Uhhhh get over it?
Drink some beers with your friends, and get arrested for something stupid. Your oneitis will be irrelevant ASAP

Guys WTFFFF !?
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This is becoming creeeeepy ! O___O
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what u think ?

can this really really be real ?!
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>>35637702
>>35637716
>>35637731
>look at his Twitter
>follows over 600 thousand people
No

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>mfw no one will ever monorail you
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>>35637684
>tfw dick is too bent for monorailing
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>no one will ever look at you submissively during sex
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>no one will ever rail your boypussy

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>Super model
>6 ft 2"
>Rich and successful

And still finds time to do coding for a hobby, when you do nothing and have so much 'free time'?

Neet losers.....
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Uhh she isnt coding just spamming commands on her shitty apple laptop lmao
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m'gentooman
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>>35637785
Actually she obviously has a script up there on the top of the screen.

She's probably trying to remember the command to get to it and run it, without looking it up. At least she's trying unlike you bitter permaNEET virgins.

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>when you realize r9k is full of underage /pol/ posters and man children
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>>35637623
>man children
no shit einstein
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>>35637623
>manchildren
Why are you even here, redditshitter?
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>>35637819
>>35637824
sup /pol/
oreganolini

I think i bumbed into my oneitis the other day. She sort of looked angry at me.

I guess because she knows i stalk her through facebook.
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Bumb anyone p-please . im sure some of you have a person youre obssesed with.
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I'm not obsessed with 3DPD.

Take the 2Dpill, OP.
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I think she's out of the city. I told her to hang out this weekend but she told me she was travelling for the weekend. She might just be in town fucking Chad and avoiding me, though. Who knows.

She sent me a message last night. Sometimes I seriously think she likes me. Then I'll have a dream in which she's fucking everyone she knows but me and return to reality.

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Is he /ourguy/ unoriginally?
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>>35637560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIFf7qwlnSc
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>>35637626
soo.. yes?
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>sucessfull
>has gf
no

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If white people are having more sex than ever (as pushed by the (((media)))) then why are white birth rates dropping? The pill has been around since the 50s
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>>35637524
>The pill has been around since the 50s

Yes, but people would stop taking it and have children, because kikes had not yet convinced people that having children would ruin their lives.
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>>35637524
a majority of white women are having a lot of protected sex with a minority of males

Fuck you 1960s, and fuck everyone who thinks it was a good decade. Fuck you sideways and rot in hell
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Contraceptives. Are you really this retarded?

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If you're not a Scorpio, you're not a robot.
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>>35637485
ENTF reporting in
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>tfw Libra

>tfw robot won't fuck off
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>tfw cancer

>tfw comment not original

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>cousin is a mudshark
>complains she can't find a man to be her husband.

Seriously what the fuck is the matter with these people?
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What the fuck is a mudshark? Is that another racist dog whistle?
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>>35638324
It's a white women that only goes for dark skinned men
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>>35638520
And that's a mudshark. Who comes up with this shit? It's like the white power movement is nothing but a big LARP

where were you when you realised inceldom and dysfunctional gender relations in general were a direct product of degenerate capitalism?
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It's absolutely not.

Stop trying to co-opt vulnerable social groups into you revolutionary LARPfest.

You poached gays, trannies and the disabled, now you come here to try and assimilate robots into your gay commie club.

Fuck off.
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>>35637512
Classcuck detected. Don't worry, wagie, I'm sure you'll own your own business some day.
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>>35637512
Pretty soon they'll assimilate the capitalists as well

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Fit, still no gf :(

Just kill me.
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>>35637422
>tfw fat and have a gf
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>>>/soc/ go there. You're in your kitchen >>>/ck/ and you're flexing >>>/fit/ and >>>/adv/ to help you with your self esteem issue. kbye.
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>>35637471
I have severe social anxiety, thats why i belong here

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Ive mastered being a NEET and having a gf who thinks im not. I truly live the comfiest life. AMA
>pic related
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>>35637396
full frontal?
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>>35637396
I can't jerk it to pics op
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I cant post full vids or i would

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>Haven't talked to anyone outside customers at work for nearly 3 months
>Work night shift alone so even then I only see maybe 8 people all night
>Decide I need some human companionship
>Want to get a hooker, never have before
>Find TRE with lots of "escorts" in my area
>Can't afford $275 (cheapest) for an hour
>Still fixing for some human touch.
>Look for shadiest massage parlor I can in my town's China Town
>$25 for 30 minutes, can actually afford
>Book it for 3 hours from now
>Maybe I can get a handjob for under $100
>Ready to feel comfy
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>>35637387
How can you not afford $275 when you have a job and no social life?
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>>35637404
Only making 10 an hour and working 24 hours a week. It's nice because I can afford to pay all my bills and still have the majority of my free time, but after rent, food, internet, and electricity I only have about $50-$100 a month in disposable
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>>35637387
>tfw just want to hire a woman to cuddle with for a night
>probably none that would do it for the whole night
>she would probably steal my stuff or kill me in my sleep

Why is it so hot /r9k/?

We white men honestly cannot hope to pleasure a girl this much. We have smaller dicks, we're less muscular and athletic, and we have gross looking pale white skin.

This is the reason we are virgins. Black men are fucking all the white girls, and we can't do a thing about it except fap to it.
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>>35637356
>girls creaming on dat cock
hngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
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>>35637369
Yep. That's how much she's loving it. She's in ecstasy.
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>>35637428
u got source m8

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