Folk punk and punk music is the best music genres ever and always will be prove me wrong
>>38600979
I can't, Love Songs For the Apocolypse is genius
They're for little faggots
As long as you under 21 you good dude
earlier thread: >>38586490
got home 20 minutes ago, just took a shower. wew lads, it was pretty worth it. any questions?
reddit test
>>38600970
she's quite pretty as far as prostitutes go, not bad anon.
>>38600970
She looks old, the caked makeup still can't hide her age. What did she list it as?
At what age do females become sluts?
>>38600915
Around 11 or when they start entering puberty.
>>38600915
>At what age do females become sluts?
When they can breed
>>38600915
The day their father gives up.
Welcome home, wagecuck. How was your day of slavery? Oh, don't mind me. With all the free time, I managed to find a cheap way for me to explore outer space without the intervention of any space agencies. Unlike you, you have to spend all your time doing what someone else tells you to do. We also tend to be very frugal by thinking of extremely creative ways to be cheap while having fun.
Anyways, I'm on my way to exploring some of these planets up-close and personal. I'll be able to give some people some valuable data without the need for expensive costs!
>>38600856
cuck bucks wage cucks HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
>>38600856
I work overnight security
>ride bike to work
>play vidya
>eat dinner and watch movies
>fap
>sleep
>wake up
>ride bike home
and I still have cash to upgrade my rig and by delicious microwave meals
>>38600927
>is not exploring the universe
>tfw raped my sister when I was 13 and shes never said anything
Is she torturing me?
>>38600832
Why did you do it? How old were you? How old are you now? Did you ever apologize?
I remember a similar event in my own life but don't say shit because I think it was probably just a dream.
Rape her again to find out her reactions
flawless plan
> Who else minoritybot here?
> mfw end goal is aryan waifu but seems impossible.
Keep your shit genetics to yourself
>be mexicant
>5'7" and live in the netherlands
>mfw I have only fucked pure blonde dutch girls/women
>(tfw one of them cheated and broke my heart and made me hate women forever)
My current fwb is the first brunette I've had actually. it's pretty weird
Fuck that a lot of races have better looking girls I don't really give a shit tho as long as she's top quality
>spend years looking at beast threads and posting lewd stuff
>realize it's a disgusting fetish and I should be ashamed
>any guy would dump me if he knew that I was interested in bestiality or that I'd been knotted before
>stop looking at threads and realize I don't want to be knotted
>attracted to regular males again
Feelsgoodman.
>>38600700
Now all you need to do is stop being a tranny
>>38600700
There's a difference between suppressing your sexuality until even you believe you're normal, and actually being normal you sick fuck
>>38600700
I love the idea of chicks fucking dogs and so do a lot of other guys.
Has he been a good president for America? Unbiased information only
It is impossible to be a good president for America at the moment. America is not a nation, but a political and economic entity divided into factions without any common interests. What would be good for some would be bad for others, it is a zero sum game.
>>38600771
There are certainly actions that are bad for all parties, do they outweigh his actions?
>>38600698
I feel like he has, as he hasn't done much in terms of legislation.
>customer hands me a product
>asks me what their total is before i have a chance to sign my register
Fucking cunts why can't you just wait 2 seconds fuck
>>38600670
why are you so shit at your job?
>>38600691
R U D E
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>be cashier
>our store has those automatic change dispensers (thank God)
>father comes up with his kid
>young, maybe six or seven
>they buy a bunch of groceries
>"Your total is $16.33."
>father hands me a twenty and turns to his son
>just says "sixty-seven"
>son responds almost instantly
>"six"
>father smiles and says "that's right"
>father has been teaching his son to calculate the number of coins in any change combination and the dad says they do this every time they shop
The weird thing is now I do this, too.
I'm the bouncer to the Robots Only club.
Try to prove you're a robot and I'll decide if I'm going to let you in.
>>38600581
Im in medical school. Im so awkward I dont attend lectures and fail. Let me in bozo
>>38600581
I'm originally a NEET who does nothing but play vidya and drink myself to sleep every night.
>>38600581
G-GET OUT OF MY WAY OR I'LL SHOOT UP THE CLUB
>finally meet qt gf
>she likes me and I like her
>find out she's moving to Seattle for work today
>mfw
Just kill me bros this isn't fair. Am I here just to suffer?
>>38600534
ikr i always seems wherever something good happens that shit gets in the way and ruins it when it comes to relationships
>>38600534
>she likes me
Fuck off, normalfag. Apparently you can get a gf any time you damn well please.
>>38600585
I can't though, that's what makes this so sad.
I had a taste of happiness and then it was violently stolen from me.
What do you think of this fem""bot""? Does she have the potential to be our next idol?
>>38600562
That's not me. Posting pictures of yourself isn't allowed. She's a fem"""bot""". What do you think about her? Do you want more? Do you want a cleavage shot?
Thirsty fags will orbit any roastie these days, go for it.
>>38600685
Would you orbit her?
what are some things that keep you alive and how and why
>>38600483
Im going to murder my family.
Just like ed Gein.
>>38600483
My heart, cause it's beating.
>>38600483
>food
energy
>water
needed for digestion, absorption, circulation, temperature management
>oxygen
oxidation in cells
>randomly remembers embarrassing moment
>reflexively say "God, I wanna fucking kill myself" several times outloud
This happens about once a day.
How autistic am I?
I'm not even depressed its just a reflex.
pls gib your autistic stories so i can feel better about myself
>>38600457
I do the same thing. it's like a verbal tic.
>talking to someone
>say "sure" when they are mid sentence to speed up the conversation like in fallout 4
>>38600485
My verbal tick is saying "Fucking nigger". I have to be careful with it cause a black woman cleans my house daily.
What should I watch /r9k/?
maybe something that isn't weaboo
>>38600450
Battle Royale is pretty good
>>38600466
Recommend me a movie then