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>>34170805
Those things never work anon. I'm sorry. Maybe you should keep talking to her and try to meet her. Who knows what'll happen?

>>34170805
Yeah, seems like you ain't the only one mate. Get cucked

>>34170805
>finds girls on tinder
>is surprised that she is a roastie

>>34170790
Think of it this way. If better timelines exist, then so do worst timelines where you are getting your ass pounded by jamal on the daily in Supermax. Make the best of what you got.

>>34170790
too soon famalam

There is only one timeline and it's this one. There is no such thing as free will, our timeline is linear and has a guaranteed course, which includes you making your post and me typing this reply.

I don't have any pictures of your mom m8

>>34170737
ur mum

orig

I cum into my hand and lick it up, saves on tissues

My name is Hillarion.

>>34170660
My first name is normal but my last name is spunt

>>34170660
I was a fat baby

my nickname and the only name my parents and siblings used in public even around my friends was Pumpkin.

I didn't have any friends.

I went to a shelter but they told me that because I have a job and I go to school that I can't get in. I am working a minimum wage job and I am currently failing school.

go to the woods, live as a hermit

I don't know robobro

Buy a $30 tent from K-mart + sleeping bag + foam mat and set it up in some bushes. If you're near the centre of a large metropolitan city, however, finding somewhere appropriate will likely be impossible.

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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
>tfw no bf


hey
karu

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I hide the fact that I'm a friend collector with a private profile.

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How is everyone doing today? Oreos

>>34170457
IT'S GONNA BLOW

>>34170457
congratulations! i wish i had your self control
i hope you make it to february!

>>34170939
I hope so to anon, it hurts so much though. Feels like my dick is melting.

I bottomed and took a 7 inch dingaling.

>>34170363
Sucked and got my dick sucked by a another boy at age 6

That and sheer act of being bisexual

I've played with my butt. It ranges from meh to Woah! But ultimately its too much effort and prep.

>>34170155
My drunk gf crawled into the tshirt I was wearing and passed out top less and covered in my cum on top of me, reeking of Kool aid and cheap vodka.

I was really annoyed and uncomfortable at first but then became happier than anyone on the planet.

i made a desperate girl pay me for sex a few times

>>34170210
>topless
Well, I suppose she had a top, it was just being shared at that point...

>>34170029
>be central european
>be 21 yo, 194cm neet
>28 yo female friend has a 40 something nazi 162 cm MANLET bf
>i have womanlet fat as fuck, ugly ex gf at the time
>we go drink together
>female friend literally says
>"So, uhm...Anon? When are we going to get together, just the two of us? To, you know, really talk about things and stuff in DEPTH (smiles)"
>manlet gets pissy like a little boy
>"YEAH ANON!!!! WHEN WILL YOU TALK ABOUT SHIT IN DEPTH?! DONT BE STUPID EH, JUST DO IT!!!"

Lol manlets, when will they learn.

>>34170029
This.

You also have to be confident. I'm 6'3 and I can honestly say that height isn't all that important. Someone in the 5'4 range can pull the same kind of girls I do if he has the right character and mindset. I didn't regularly get laid until I worked on my confidence and social skills. No amount of looks or height will help if you don't put in the work. I still have to chat up girls to get laid even once a week

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>>34171326
>I still have to chat up girls to get laid even once a week


....


reeeeeEeEeEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!!

1998 here

originlgbtq+

>>34169988
1999fag checking in. AMA.

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>>34169988
Daily reminder that if your birthyear starts with 198 or 199 and you are still a virgin, you are beyond saving.

God damn it you guys please tell me your opinion on this

Well do you want to bang her or nah?

>>34170148
I would not do it because of the butchered penis. If she still had a dick I'd go for it.. But hey, if you want to fuck her, please go ahead.

>>34169833
>tfw the mega-corps microsoft is now trying to do viral advertising on 4chans

>using Microstein (((Bing))) instead of based duckduckgo
lol your a fagget, you need to eat more red-pill's

>>34169833
I know a girl dating a guy who works there and he's a typical nu-jew hipster cuck

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>uncle found the urine ukulele

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>Dad found the Jizz Drum

Gram gram unearthed the pube puzzle

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remove "dumb af" and now you are me.i am watching my last animes and playing vidyas after i enjoy my shit probably will last another month and im going for the helium death.

>>34169677
This is me, except I'm not ugly or stupid. I also have practical skills and have gotten reasonably fit

>>34170184
then is not you lol