>decide to eat less than usual on a random day
>parents decide to get fast food or make a huge calorie-dense meal just for me out of nowhere
how the heck do they always know?
same thing happened to me, they try to sabotage you..
>eat well all day
>"come on anon, we're going out to eat!"
fuck them
>>34972831
I'm not a fatbot (5'11" 138 lbs) but I struggle to keep my food intake at normal levels. I fantasize constantly about eating huge amounts of tasty food, and sometimes I cave in and eat 6000+ calories. It's torture to obsess over it and to feel deprived, but I end up hating myself if I give in to the desire.
>>34972831
>Anon, I made your favourite dinner, pork chops and potatoes!
>What's wrong Anon, why aren't you eating a lot?
>What do you mean you're trying to lose weight?
>Do you not like my cooking anymore? What am I doing wrong?
>Am I a terrible mother? No, you're just being ungrateful again!
>If you won't appreciate what I do for you you can just get out of my house, right now!
>There, good Anon! I knew you're still hungry.
>Don't worry about your weight. You're perfect just they way you are!
>You're mommy's perfect little baby and I love you very much!
I'm currently RAW DOGGING the new employee in my back office , how is your Saturday going r9k? Anyone else here having a GOOD time?
reee im so mad etcetera
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>>34972810
>Anyone else here having a GOOD time?
I was... until you posted this.
I came inside the little qt pie, watching her clean up, have a good Saturday r9k
can you fap without porn anon?
Are you asking if I can fap using my imagination? The answer is yes.
Yes and I do so exclusively.
Yeah but I only masturbate because porn makes me horny. When I'm cut off from it I don't jack off more than once a month.
Good evening fellow robots and tonight we will be opening with half price on all cocktails! So come on and share your feels and tell your old barkeep what's been on your mind.
Currently on Jukebox: https://youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY
>>34972783
Dimple Pinch, neat. Please.
How are you tonight barkeep?
>>34972783
>First 24 hour cycle in which I haven't masturbated in 2017
>Sober since 2017
Can I have a (you) on the rocks?
by myself on a satuday night. Give me your best bourbon, neet
Any other robots getting the Nintendo Switch?
I'm still on the fence. I don't know if it's worth it over a wii-u or not.
If you want to be Nintendo's bitch, get a switch
>>34972781
>480p
Hahahhaha
>Nintendo
Nirmie tier
i literally just did the most autistic thing you could possibly ever do with a girl right now.
how do i fucking undo this.
this is the most awkward and most embarassing thing that's ever happened to me.
i wanna FUCKING kill myself
keep going, anon-kun.
>>34972765
Try to post the full story next time to make The thread a bit more interesting ,this is boring garbage faggot.
>>34972936
I can't post the full story because she browses /r9k/ and might figure out who I am.
Tulpas are not lewding and raping!
Only headpats and cuddling!
is this what they meant by "making anime real?"
>>34972851
I'll treat that slut any fucking way I please. She will worship this dick or have to explain another black eye to her coworkers at the Loli Factory.
Yea you can also beat her up feels pretty good at first but then it seems mean and meaningless
>a girl does this to you
what do you do in return anon ?
>>34972695
Grab her phone and throw it in.
>>34972719
*one of the whiteknights jump in*
>dude wtf ?!?
*they knock the fuck you out and call the cops on you*
Pick her 130lbs a ratchet ass up with one arm and throw her over to go get it back for me.
>have sex once in my life with qt girlfriend
>cheats on me
>ghosts and after like two weeks we break up
>after a while I start fantasizing about her cheating
>can't stop fantasizing about getting cucked
>imagine her cheating with a huge cock
>humiliating me about it
How sad am I /r9k/? Does anyone else know this feel?
>>34972675
>Does anyone else know this feel?
Not really, but after I was cheated on, I masturbated to fantasies about me fucking someone else and making my ex watch watch. I don't know if this is better or worse than being a cuck.
>>34972675
you are without a doubt 100% now a cuck OP, I hope you're proud of yourself you cucklord
>>34972848
you want to cuck someone, thats much better because you're not the one getting cucked.
>>34972848
That's definitely better
>>34972909
He didn't say he physically acted it out, though. Isn't that what cucking fetish actually is
Creative ways for killing mosquitos?
> Be me
> Live in rural part of Texas
> Trying to smoke on gazebo out by one of my fields
> Mosquitos out the ass
> Start off by spraying them with febreeze to weigh them down
> Eventually start stomping them
> Start feeling the bloodthirst
> Seek out mosquitos to kill
> Begin making mosquito traps
> Once mosquito is trapped, I drown it
> Need to kill more
> Devise the ultimate idea
> Put up netting around gazebo
> Cut a little window for mosquitos to get in
> Place containers of water, brown sugar, and yeast inside netting
> Mosquito heaven
> 2 days later
> IT IS TIME
> put together biohazard suit using duct tape, jeans, hoodie, hat, gas mask, and boots
> Cover netting window with duct tape
> At least a hundred mosquitos
> Place a burner on the porch and a few cups of bleach on top
> Turn that bitch on and get the hell out of there
> My gazebo is now the site of a war crime
> I'm the Hitler of mosquitos
shower frequently to remove smells that attract mosquitos
look up substances that repel mosquitos and cover yourself in it after you shower
have a walkabout looking for still pools of water where mosquitos can breed and drain them or fill them in
Not mosquitos but
>Move into apartment
>Get ant problem in 2 weeks
>Do a little research on ants. They match the description of sugar ants the best.
>Mix borax and honey. Put my contraption in places where the ants can't possibly ignore
>Ants suck up all my honey and bring it back to their nest. I laugh as they work tirelessly to bring about their own demise
>2 days later, there are no ants.
>Over a year later, I still haven't seen a single ant in my apartment
>>34972803
I did that too. I was amazed at how effective it was.
i drew a anime
did i do it right
Yesplsnoblox robit kun I just wanna bump this faggot's oc, no matter how autistic
>>34972635
thats nice i like it heres a thing i drew
please draw more
Do you support Trump? I thought you liked Hillary
Nah. They were both colossal fuckups. Worst election ever
>>>/pol/
>>34972595
Me laying down on floor
>>34972694
Carpy?
>tfw you look at the catalog and there's only one husky related thread
>>34972318
FUCK OFF
when did This site stOp pRoducing rEal memes and start shitting out this forceD garbage? DIe, and Take your forced meme with you.
>>34972318
How autistic does one have to be to post this bullshit I'm every thread every day?
>>34972419
>Calling Husky Anon autistic
Anon, you piece of shit. Just for that, you should have to buy him a husky.
Do you ever think that maybe you're alone because deep down you're afraid of getting close to anyone?
No, I have gotten close to many people and have multiple restraining orders, people just don't like me
No because im not a introverted fag
Yeah, I rejected a girl who wanted to fuck me once and tend to abandon friendships when they move past the acquaintance stage.
>Pro-tip you can'tI'll fucking show you original
>>34972295
>female(male)
clarify
tfw i accidentally used refute instead of confront
the person i said it to probably thinks he actually refuted what i had to say
>i really dont care to correct
i mean i do but not right now lol
words are important. jesus
its like saying "u won" when you meant "no you didn't."
ATTEMPT TO REFUTE ur bullshit? no fucking thank you. the right img are lvls of mental illness activating within the brainsphere
>>34972295
female (male) [female] {female} <male>