Do women love men or children more?
Women don't love children. Unless a woman is trying to trap a man all women wish they had aborted or gotten sterilized.
I hate my body so much
>Be me in 8th grade
>This Japanese toy called a kendama got really popular
>it's the late 2000s and sillybandz had already gone out of style
>Every chad had some cool trick that he could do
>After begging my mom to get me one she finally caved in and bought a cool one for me
>Normal wooden base and a red ball
>Practice with it every day when I got home to impress all of the chads
>Finally get the courage to show the chads that I can do cool kendama tricks
>I sperg out and fuck up each time I try to get the ball onto the spike
>They laugh at me
>One asks me to follow him into the bathroom to show me how to do one of the tricks
>Im embarrassed and naive so I follow him
>He tells me to drop my pants
>Confused as fuck
>My stupid ass does it anyways
>He asks me to spread my legs
>My stupid ass does it
>He begins to push the ball into my anus
>I start to whimper and ask what he's doing and how it's going to be a good trick
>"Shh anon I'm telling you it's going to be great"
>He finishes shoving the ball up my ass and drags me outside
>mfw my pants are still down and the base of the kendama is dangling from the ball string
>The group of chads starts laughing
>Im too afraid to take the ball out of my asshole in front of them so I ran back into the bathroom and took it out and sat in there until the period ended
>Nobody but the Chads knew it happened because they knew they would get in trouble
Tomorrow is potentially the day a woman touches my genitalia for the first time
>Found lump on testicle
>Could be cancer but probably just a cyst or something
>Going to the doctor tomorrow to get it checked
>There are 4 main doctors there, 2 male 2 female
>One of the male doctors is a paki so hopefully it's haram for him to touch male patients' balls
>This potentially leaves me with a 60 percent chance of seeing a female doctor
>One of them is an asian milf
This worst case scenario would be finding out I have cancer but it's worth it to have a nurse feel my balls
I somehow talked a girl into having sex with me but she expects me to dominate her. I have no idea how to do that. Can you guys give me some tips?
Instead of googling it you came to the most autistic place on the internet mostly known for virgin anons to ask about sexual advuce when most of us never spoke to a girl before.
Yeah, makes sense.
>no anon stop
>no not that hole anon!
Just don't stop when you hear this. She asked for it. Slap her tits too.
Are any of you robots that don't hate other people and try to remain optimistic even though you are sad and alone? I'm miserable and depressed but I still think kindness and acceptance are really important and it makes me really sad to see other mentally ill and lonely people becoming cynical and hateful. I don't fit in with normal people but I don't fit in with robots either because I think both groups are too judgemental in general. I accept normies and robots but neither group accepts me. I just really want to meet other people who understand what it's like to be strange and deal with anxiety and depression but also haven't let that make them bitter or hateful.
I find most other people boring and hate talking to them, but I don't pretend that they're the cause of my problems. I don't mean them any ill will, I just want to be left alone. Being bitter and hateful is tiring
I'm usually really nice to people and somewhat optimistic in social situations. The problem is the rest of the time when I'm alone I become very hateful in my way of thinking. I feel like a hypocrite but I just hate hurting other people's feelings, even if I secretly hate them in private.
Yeah I find that most people aren't strange enough to interest me, or I'm too strange to interest people I like, but I try to send positive intentions to everyone I meet because it's not their fault that we're different. I'm just holding out hope that I'll meet some people that are strange AND accepting that I can be friends with one day.
Come on, anon! Hop in!
B-but I'm trying to take a nap, senpai
>You are convicted for Murder
>You are in the electric chair
What will be your last words?
>tfw no qt trap gf to pick grapes with
>Sure Anon, we'll hook you up with Stacey
>But first, you gotta suck our cocks and swallow
I don't need to suck dicks to be rejected by women, I get that for free.
Anyone else kinda hope Hell is a thing so that they can suffer like they deserve?
Thinking of going to 711 guys, what should I get to eat and drink?
Normies have taken away our internet
Normies have taken away our memes
Normies have taken away our inside jokes
What is the next thing normies will take away from us? What is something we can think of that normies won't think is funny until another five years when they sheep it again?
Why aren't there any fighter pilots who are robots?
Because robots usually have something emotionally physically or mentally wrong with them.
One Pilots don't have to be Olympians or geniuses by any means they have to be decent enough to receive a check mark across the board. New robot can do all three of these things and truly be a bot.
Asthma and poor eyesight was my downfall, which leg did self-hatred which led to a loss of confidence which led the social isolation.
Where can I get a submissive virgin wife? Can a white boi get one in muslim countries? Or in Mexico?