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hypothetically, what would you do if someone killed, kidnapped, or raped your brother and sister, and you're in court, facing the criminal.
for his safety, he would be moved to an undisclosed facility and his release date (he's given possible parole) wouldn't be given to your family.
the last chance for you to see him would be inside court, wat do?
I was watching Law Abiding Citizen, and it was pretty cool how he fucking tortured the guys who fucked his family up, but I wouldn't be too smart to pull off all those bombs and owning property to slowly cut off the guys limbs , and he was a CIA agent so he could track them down, and stuff.
Anyways, what would you do, hypothetically, and how angry would you feel?
I was thinking of starving him to death, or cutting off his penis, or brainwashing him to be like that guy from game of thrones, the guy who became a bitch and betrayed the main characters.
Pulling off fingernails, stabbing, letting it heal, and stabbing over and over, feeding him his penis, breaking his bones and letting it heal wrong - like slighty bending it everytime so they are crooked permanently, letting him sleep in his own shit, pulling out his teeth, maybe learn some surgery to prevent him from dying or getting infected, ripping out his eyeballs and finding ways to scare him, also make him slightly deaf.
I think the biggest problem is if he kills himself to avoid torture justice, too much pain and he will stop eating, if he's not tied up he will find a way to escape or find a way to kill himself.
Maybe get a scalpel and cut off his muscles so he can't move.
I mean we all know that prison is basically a hotel, free food, accommodation; even homeless people with nothing left to lose commit crimes on purpose to be institutionalized.
What are some good forms of torture (and more importantly, what would you do - hypothetically)?
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everyone sleeping? this is an urgent question
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>>37724258
This, my melanin enriched comrade
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QZNfZ1emQxo
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>>37724258
>brother and sister
I'm hypothetically an only child, checkmate hypothetical atheists.
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What do you fantasize about the most?
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I fantasize having a qt gf, cuddling with her in bed all day when it's rainy.
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>>37724255
silence and stillness
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>>37724270
This except it's half and half between cuddling in bed all day and going out as exploring the world
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>College you attend or job you have
>Current goal in life
>Why you are on this board
>Weight and Height
I'll go first
>Pre-frosh at Upenn
>To lose weight and not be a faggot
>I am so lonely
>6'2 267
Your turn
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>College you attend or job you have
fuck off data collectors
>Current goal in life
live to be really fucking old
>Why you are on this board
biding my time
>Weight and Height
fuck off data collectors
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>neet
>death
>passes the time
>5'11/114 pounds
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>>37724230
>NEET
>be a good gm for ttrpg group
>to feel better about myself, also sometimes we get good greentexts unlike the shithole that /b/ has become
>230 lbs, somewhere a bit over 6 feet I dunno
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>robots say females can't be robots
>meanwhile I'm 20 and practically a virgin
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>>37724203
20 and practically a virgin is not robotic at all
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>>37724203
You know the rules
GTFO or TITS
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Same fembot. Nearly 20 and a KV.
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I am 25 years old and I never had a girlfriend
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>>37724145
Are you tall and fat around the waist?
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>>37724145
you're in the right place OP
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Fucking heighty wideys and their delayed loss of virginity, go back to big&tallclothing.org
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Why arent you part of the MGTOW revolution? We are the new alphas.
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>>37724110
Because I want to have children someday.
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>>37724110
>.......And I care because ?
Sorry, I'm not a fag.
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because pretending you dont want a gf is dumb
>tfw no gf who enjoys tormenting me and making me jealous
>tfw no emotionally sadistic gf
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>>37723967
sauce pls I forgot what it was ;(
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Idk man that kind of sounds like a cuck fetish, no judgement here though
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>>37724364
>not being a true kuk and having girls bully you
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so, what is the definition of a normie ?
does a normie have to have friends ?
I found out that many people that consider themselves non-normies do it just because they are a little bit different from others but still integrated in society
are you a normie if you don't browse 4chan ?
are people who like ironic memes non-normies ?
I know it sounds retarded as fuck but I am really confused about this thing
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Lurk more faggot.
Saged.
This is just a slide thread. Ignore and wait to 404
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It depends on who you ask. If you ask a bitter manchild virgin on /r9k/ he will say anyone but him because he's a special snowflake.
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>>37723917
dont worry about it, just be yourself bro
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Who here /nobrap/?
Nobrap is when you hold in your farts for as long as possible. It's good for your health. My record is 4 days without farting.
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I've been on nopiss for 10 days and I can already feel the urine giving me super powers and a very cool dance that gets girls staring. I heard in some Chinese religion that when going nopiss, the urine energy gives you the ability to dance therefore attracting mates. See, when we piss, we let out all that energy which could used for dancing instead. When we have we move while holding the urge to piss, you're actually awakening that urine energy. That's why men suck at dancing. I was at a line at McDonalds when suddenly the urge to dance came at me so went at it and all the girls were looking at me going at it. I never got these stares before in my life. Some of them even started to record me. We're going to make it bros
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>>37723975
I've been on nopiss for 15 days and my cock is starting to smell. Is that normal?
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Nomenstrate the most elusive fad for beautyseeking women everywhere.
Tired of fighting a losing battle for good looks with a cum sock on a sunny windowsill?
I'm Penny Grape, and I'm here to tell you all why menstruation is only for weebs.
"If only men weren't as shallow as my chest and ass, I wouldnt have succumb to the neverending despair brought on by the patriarchy"
Have you ever had this problem? Well, it stops here! Nonmenstruation is the hip new way to start your day with no blood on your granny panties and no tears your eyes, not to mention:
>increased libido and slipperier vagina
>faster fingers for high speed knitting
>the excess blood keeps the vagina well nourished and sated through the cold winter nights
>increased eye sight in the dark
What are you waiting for? The period ends today!
>4 year old nephew is diagnosed with autism, he's non-verbal
>family seems pretty upset
>keep overhearing conversations where my name is said way too often
>one such conversation suggested they try to get him to bond with me because I'm weird and therefore will 'relate' to him more
>I don't have autism, I'm just a loser
>I have literally no idea how to deal with this kid
>he just makes funny noises and either ignores, screams at or hits me
>tfw family is going to attempt to shackle me with my Chad brother's retarded offspring whenever possible
>tfw have to move out and never speak to family again just to avoid this fate
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>>37723847
>he just makes funny noises and either ignores, screams at or hits me
welp
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>>37723892
it won't be long before he's big enough to kill me with his uninhibited tard strength
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>not taking him under your wing and harvesting his young mind to kill normies
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we offer a new and welcoming atmosphere for arcanines without shitposting or circlejerking, we have a good amount of activity and robots talk about interesting topics, there are no bots or voice chat. we have strict rules about orbiting and attention seekers. lurkers are welcome - bullies, normies and underaged go away
discordapp.com/invite/rY6tRNM
feel free to post your own invite in this thread.
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discordapp.com/invite/WD6CCsm
New Zealand discord.
We do meetups and shit, but no pressure.
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Still waiting for a server that's not full of memes and ranks and bots and roles and xp and shit.
I've accepted that it probably won't happen.
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>>37723846
if you wanna have a shitpost free discord you gotta have mods, which means you gotta have ranks/roles. sorry buddy but thats not how it works
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Good morning fellow neets!
how has your day been so far?
>woke up at 8
>had a bowl of cereal and a cup of black coffee
>admired the beautiful rural landscape from my kitchen window while I listened to the radio and finished my coffee
>vacuumed the house
>brushed and fed my cats
>went out got my free newspaper from my mailbox
>watered my plants and checked my greenhouse
>currently waiting for my washing machine so I can finish my laundry
>all of this and I haven't even taken off my comfy jammies yet
also, thanks to all the wageslaves out there, if it wasn't for you we couldn't have lived this comfy lifestyle
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>>37723766
>woke up at 10
>i'm still in bed (11 now)
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Post something similar on facebook and share results.
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>>37723856
pretty sure all the ragie wagies will attack me and call me lazy
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I start autistically screeching everytime I hear some say Yorick uses a shovel.
Help
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>>37723637
What is he using? orig
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>>37723670
The better question is what isn't he using.
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>>37723637
Yorick uses a shovel. He's basically the shovel knight.
https://youtu.be/GYbolmDGPEo
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Hey r9k what do you think about ddlg(daddy dom, little girl)? My girlfriend is into it along with choking so I was wondering what your opinion is.
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You're getting more pussy than me yet I still think you're a massive faggot
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>>37723626
>rub for good luck
Does this actually work?
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>>37723761
some might argue that the act of rubbing is itself a fortunate event
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I like to pretend that all the posters on /r9k/ are secretly girls except me and I read the posts as if a qt grill wrote it. You are all so cute I want to fuck your butts.
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Anyone that posts anime is a faggot or a tranny
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>>37723608
I guess I do have an X chromosome.
Doesn't make you less gay.
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I like to pretend that every anon is my diary desu