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>Just found one my oneitis has a bf
>feel like I've been punched in the stomach
>actually feel sick
>will probably buy alcohol later and drink myself into oblivion tonight
I've been through this before so I know it'll pass but fuck, that doesn't make it hurt any less.
All I want to do is find her and confess my feelings but I know it's too late. I may have even had a chance if I wasn't so beta.
Anyone else experiencing the same misery?
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>>36942343
I'm scared that I'll be in your position soon anon...
There's this chad that likes her too, so I don't even have a chance in this case... fuck
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>>36942827
>Chad on the case
Yeah sorry, she's probably getting fucked by him right now.
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>>36942343
this happens to most of us my man
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?
I JUST THINK THAT THE STATE SHOULDN'T SPY ON PEOPLE IN THE BEDROOM AND THAT RELGION IS A BIT SHIT. FWARK
Feel free to share yours
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r8 mine
superoriginaltho
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>>36942362
what did you even put to get into blue?
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>>36942274
cuckold faggot I hope you die of aids cuck
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>watching porn
>girl moans to the camera "yeah keep stroking your cock baby cum for me"
>camera switches to guy and he says "yeah feels good doesn't it bro let's finish together"
>lose boner
why is American professional porn like this
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>>36942145
>bro
>uses bro/sis twice in every sentence
I don't fucking understand why.
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>>36942145
It's suppose to make it appealing to girls too, but it ends up just alienating the (mostly) male audience
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>>36942145
>Watching porn
>Girl moans yeah fuck my pussy
>There's a Cat in the corner
>He's crying
>The Cat belonged to the pornstar
>She didn't want to the Cat to witness such a scene
>The Cat is now traumatized yet excited
>Or perhaps she just enjoyed the sensation of being penetrated
>You'll never know
>Perhaps the Cat belonged to the man
Who knew porn could be this deep
Alright guys I am mediocre at drawing let's write a doujinshi together and I'll paint it
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>>36942114
girl is small tits with a big ass/thighs
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>>36942114
What is going on in this picture? What is this expression trying to convey?
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>>36942204
She's getting anal'd doggy
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What social expectations do you personally find to be the most onerous?
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>>36942093
all of them? that's why i am a fucking failure.
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>>36942093
Leaving the house at all ever.
Really tough one.
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Whats the point in that image it works both ways
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I think I got into a serious problem. An underage cousin of mine insinuated to me a few weeks ago, and each time we see each other (we both have lunch at our grandma's house because of reasons) she does stuff like touching my thighs under the table or "falling asleep" on my legs when I'm sitting on the couch. I'm afraid that if I tell her to stop, she will claim that I raped her or something. What should I do?
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Why would she claim that kind of thing? Does she have problems?
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>>36942085
Just start staying away from her, she'll grow out of it.
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>>36942966
>Why would she claim that kind of thing? Does she have problems?
This.
OP meme'd himself again.
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Do you have a best friend? How is he/she?
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>>36941870
I had
I insulted them both to stop them from talking to me
I have chosen different, more hateful way of living, and it is painful now
painful, but it is how it should be
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>>36941892
A true follower of Endarkment, i see.
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>>36941910
don't post your gay shit
I follow nothing and no one
I do enough to not die from hunger, and soon I will have enough to leave this shit behind me, and live my life innawoods, with a lot of books to read until I die
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There once was a NEET from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He gave a poor wagie a buck
For he felt bad for the sad old cuck
And as for his huge NEET dick, it pleased the wife of the poor cucklet
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>>36941857
Thisawesome poem made wagecucks speechless.
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Another day, another haircut eh neet?
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>>36941857
Meter is way off.
2/10, NEET-San.
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Hi Virgins here's how to get laid quick and easy
1. Get tinder account
2. Post a few good pics
3. Write a good description
4. Swipe right on everything
5. Match with a few people, send them standard "hey there how are you :)"
6. Talk a little bit normally using the completely socially accepted way of talking
7. Arrange meetup
8. Invite back to your place or hers for cuddle or netflix and chill
9. Escalate from there
10. You're golden
Good luck :)
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>Talk a little bit normally
I have a problem, I don't want to talk just fuck, is there a way to skip step 6
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>>36941718
If you follow step 5, none will reply because it's the most lame ass thing to start with.
During step 6 is where it all goes down hill, even though you managed to make her talk back. It will usually result into interrogation (you asking questions because you're interested in her, and she only replies with yes/no). Or she just stops talking all together because she matches with a hotter guy and you're just a dime a dozen in her inbox.
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These steps make so many assumptions about my capabilities to do anything social or normie it's ridiculous
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how was this allowed on cable television?
Why weren't her nipples censored during the program? Why was she allowed to wear a see through top without a bra?
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>>36941698
they're only nipples, dude
are americans not allowed to show nipples on tv or something?
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>>36941698
this is the first time in history anyones complained about her tits
is this suppose to be a roast OP thread?
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>>36941858
Nudity is not shown on basic cable, not in even in late broadcasting. Comedy Central is a bit more lenient on nudity and vulgar language as long as the program is aired during 10pm-5am
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>started crying while plucking nose hairs because it hurt so much
being cute is suffering
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you know they have electric nose hair trimmers right
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>>36941697
It's okay anon. It'll be alright.You're not as cute as you say you are
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>>36941697
Buy the nair wax kit. Super easy and doesn't hurt. You fucking faggot
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Why is this board so dead right now ? Where's everyone ?
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>>36941691
High school.
Orange Oregon
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Most of r9k are wagies so good chance they're getting they're daily haircut
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>>36941704
But it's almost summer.
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What else have I been missing, Britbongs? Bought these from Aldi and love them
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Chocolate bourbons
Custard cremes
Jammy dodgers
Milk chocolate caramel digestives
NICE biscuits
Shortbread
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>>36941635
Galaxy minstrels
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the pinnacle of british cuisine
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>tons of seagulls on my property
>they always come here during summer
>shit everywhere and attack me when I go outside
>buy hunting air rifle for $400
>practice some shooting in my backyard
>can't hit shit
>shots just go everywhere
>try to adjust scope by following manual that came with it
>now I don't even know where my shots land becuase they're so far off
>spend 2 hours trying to correct it an almost use all my ammo
>give up
did I just waste $400 on this shit?
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what range are we talking about here
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>>36941567
like 15- 20 meters maybe
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>>36941541
How about like an air horn or some shit that will scare them all away
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GUYS MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE I DIDN'T GIVE HER MY VIRGINITY
FUCK WOMEN HOLY SHIT!
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>>36941535
Sis snitched on dad.
She didn't find out on accident.
SHE LOOKED FOR FUCKING DIRT FUCK HER REEEEEEEEEE!!!
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I WAS NICE TO A GIRAL FOR 5 MINUTES AND SHE DIDN'T FUCK MY DICK BUT THEN WENT TO HER CHAD BOYFRIEND OF 7 YEARS HOUSE AND BLEW HIM! FUCKING ROASTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>36941535
She dumped you because you didn't fuck her?
Sounds like you got lucky.
My wife and I both lost our virginity to each other on our wedding night, after being engaged for 9 months. If your girlfriend isn't willing to wait, then find another one.