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Any fellow military robots?
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>tfw couldn't go to the army even when its mandatory here for healthy young men because of my mental health history
Feels bad man. I wanted to be a pilot or one of those anti-air dudes. Apparently all anti-air boys get real buff because they have to lift shit all day errry day.
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YEAH!
A little over a year.
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>>35038708
>mfw pizza box
How do i cope with my only online friend blocking me?
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get a real friend, instead of a practice friend
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>>35038152
kill them
REEE ORIGINAL ORIGINAL
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He blocked me because I told him to watch Lucky Star. ;-;
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Fatasses of /r9k/ what is the most you ever ate in one sitting?
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One time, I ate the whole thing...
Never again.
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6 ice cream sandwiches for dinner
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Like 14 Fun Dips
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You always joke about cp and rape and sex with children. What would you think if you found out your gf or wife had been repeatedly raped and molested and filmed when she was young?
From ages 5-11 I was coerced to have sex on camera, sometimes it was painful, sometimes I thought I enjoyed it. But I came out of it at age 12 with what I thought was a loving family member in prison and bad cases of Herpes, HPV and gonorrhea, it was the gonorrhea that crippled me and got my mother to take me to the hospital where they found out what was happeneing...
does the fact that this is common among the girls you see in underage porn change your mind about it? what if your gf told you she had an incurable disease she got when she was 8, would that be OK with you?
pic related, it's me from that time in my life :(
you don't know how it feels till it's your family member
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Nice pasta cucklord
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>>35037871
>What would you think if you found out your gf or wife
She wouldn't be my wife or gf now fuck off
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>>35037937
>She wouldn't be my wife or gf now fuck off
because you deserve such high standards neet faggot
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Any registered sex offenders here on this board? If so please tell us your story
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Bumping for genuine interest. I wonder why these breads dont get going sometimes.
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>>35037777
bumpin for thos sicc quads
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>>35038335
> Made this exact same thread a couple of months ago
> Banned for one month
> Still ignore why
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>be walmart wagecuck
>its February
>we get our raise
>been here 2 years in may
>raise is only 22 cents
How do I get them to give me at least a dollar robots?
I'm so fucking angry. All the work I do around here... FUCK
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the majority of jobs don't want you there
they don't want to pay you anything
take the hint and leave
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>>35037595
>complaining about a lack of money when you work at fucking walmart
Why are poor people so stupid?
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Work at amazon instead.
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What do you do on the internet besides 4chan and wikipedia?
What is there?
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>>35037453
TV Tropes probably.
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Other chans.
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>>35037453
porn
guides for games
google searching shit
pro mode: ordering pizza online so you dont have to talk to anyone
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>2 years
>still not over her
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>27 years
>still haven't met her
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>>35037370
what was her name?
originalio italiano
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Just started my second year of it, I hate this feel
>try to talk to a guy
>they all want Stacy
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>try to talk to a girl
>they all want Chad
Only difference here is that Chad will gladly fuck you. You're just another tally on his self-confidence. Stacy however only fucks Chad too.
You see why you don't belong here.
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>>35037401
fpbp
fuck off roastie
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>>35037365
>tfw I've dated stacies
>tfw they're all vapid brainless cunts who didn't actually love me
all i want is someone who loves me
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>tfw still haven't lost my virginity because I'm too tall (5'6") and my boobs are too small (32B)
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You're not that tall
And lots of guys like small tits
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>implying those would deter any guy from having sex with you
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Vile roastie go back to shilling your trap threads
Emma are you lurking?
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who
origigig
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>>35037172
Emmas toes
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Can someone explain to me this meme
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do you ever browse r9k from the bath? it's warm and comfy.
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>>35036906
Most gay ass picture I've seen on this board.
And I've seen a lot.
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I'm always in the shower when on 4chan on my phone
It's comfy : 3
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>>35036949
I'm pretty gay, but I'm sure straight men can enjoy a bubble bath too.
OK, I've finally accepted that I'm just plain ugly. There's no way around it. I'm just ugly.
So now, this kind of changes everything.
I don't have any ambitions of being with an average girl any more. Not going to happen.
Also I cannot have children.
In some sense this makes things easier cause now I'm free to date ugly girls without worrying.
Only major problem is, how do I explain my lack of desire for children to my would be ugly wife and to my parents and her parents?
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>>35036894
post pic of yourself, maybe you are not as ugly as you think.
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I am ugly but not ugly enough to be a spectacle. Just that pathetic tier of unattractive where you never get complimented and any girl you could end up with already fucked Chad. The tragic limbo between average and ugly.
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wheres your pic my nigga ?
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FACT: only first 3 inches of vagina have nerve endings
It's girth that matters, not length.
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Thanks for reminding me I'm below average in both length and girth.
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Good to know I dont have worry about my shorter than average penis.
t.pencil dick
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>>35036669
>tfw 5.5 x 5.5 dick
should i feel good or bad?
How do I get over my yellow fever?
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It never goes away. It's always lurking beneath the surface, awaiting the proper trigger to set it in motion.
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by realizing they are flat fish faced social leeches
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go outside
find an attractive girl
nature will do the rest