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>Eurobongs will never know the taste of a deliciously crafted burger
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>>34077320
Aren't McDonald's and Burger King like, everywhere?
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>>34077320
>he will never eat a real burger made from grass fed Angus Beef from Aberdeenshire
Fuck off you stinkyank, we invented the sandwich and by definition the burrger too.
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>>34077320
What's that weird noodly shit next to it
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this is the forum for complaining about your life, right? because i'm very sad and it sucks.
so hi. i just got back from the gym and am supposed to feel super awesome and happy because yay endorphins and i'm such a fucking badass holy shit! but i'm sad instead. feel like i'm losing my best (only) friend, and i'm still so insanely jealous of her. we're at the gym and of course just like every fucking time some hot guy has to come up and start chatting her up ("omg your tattoos are cool!") while i stand there being awkwardly invisible. and there's other stuff too. life is hard a lot of the time.
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>>34077309
Post ass desu
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>>34077356
i'm more than just eyecandy :(
why does no one take me seriously ugh
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>>34077309
Unless you started on hormones before puberty you probably look like this.
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>tfw no cute girlfriend or trap boyfriend to sit on your face after work and let you sniff their butthole while they casually jerk you off
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>just sniffs it
>he doesn't rim it and plunge his tongue as deep as he can inside
this is why you don't have anyone to sit on your face. you are selfish
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>>34077341
I would eat their ass too, anon, but I just want to sniff it for a bit first before making out with it, you know? Sniffing assholes is hot as fuck.
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>>34077409
you have to express that anon you can't just leave it up in the air
otherwise people will think you are selfish and never let you near their assholes.
if you had $250.000 how would you invest it?
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>>34077303
Bet it all on red
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>invest
>kek
i'll probably just take a page from this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvE84AGMWpE
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>>34077303
I'm an investing dummy and would throw it into my low % savings account to slowly get a few dollars every month
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Why cocaine is so shitty drug? Expansive asf, makes you feel like a king for half a hour then it disappear, i need to stop drinking
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If i had a chance like this retard
>Johnny Cash save me
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>>34077293
Any updates of this autistic boi? Thx for the OC
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Be careful anon, mixing uppers and downers can turn real bad. How did a robot like you even get coke in the first place? people who associate with cocaine are usually sketchy/will probably kill you as fuck.
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what the fuck happened to me ?! 2017-01-12 01:41:56 Post No.34077242
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what the fuck happened to me ?!
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> be me today
> decide to go to church tonight
> get there early and hang around
> more people start to come
> sitting in back of church
> see person after person walking in hand in hand with SOMEBODY
> begin to feel this horrible sense of something i cannot describe not even in words
> begin to tear up, wait for somebody to greet me or say hello and nobody does
> i walk out of the church fast with tears in my eyes and get back in my car
> right before getting in my car a girl looks at me with a wierd look as i pass her
> i think she may have bit her lip a little
> just say fuck it and leave anyways no use in going back and finding her and talking with her because i probably wont and will end up wasting my night
> now at starcucks near church on laptop
> when i went to this church as a kid i never felt welcomed
> now even as an adult i feel unwelcome
> also saw some teenagers starting to climb on top of one another in a car in the dark parking lot
> this made me more angry
as i was leaving i was breathing heavy and whispering to myself "i dont belong here"
can someone please explain what happened to me ?
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Anon had a mental breakdown
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>>34077242
What kind of church, anon? In Catholic church greeting everybody around you is a formal part of mass where you shake hands and say peace be with your and stuff. Keep in mind nobody greets anybody further than a pew adjacent forwards or backwards, though. Try again, and wait for the greetings part! It's earlier on in mass.
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>>34077357
no its a 'modern' hip church that is bornagain
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>>inb4 starting my first day as a criminal lawyer tomorrow (Eurofag)
i'm a KHV, ruined robot who only managed to get out of mom's appartement last month. got out of the state's attorney school three days ago. and tomorrow I will be court-appointed to swift trials so that people's future will heavily depend on me
>tfw you're a completely immature and wrecked robot and people are going to see you as the only person who can save them from years of prison
>pic related thats me
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>>34077166
OP here. technically i'm a good lawyer, i have good knowledge of case law and procedure, but i really do not feel mature and ready enough to have such a role
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>>34077166
Something tells me you're going to be a great lawyer because you can care for others on a level different from normie lawyers.Good luck anon,go and save people <3
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>>34077166
You'll do great Op, good luck!
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General venting thread here.
Tell me what troubles you day in and day out.
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I suck in school and over think everything kek, still waiting for a reason to commit suicide
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Trash grades
Feeling stuck and in a loop
No friends
Low self-esteem
Low energy
No memory can't learn anything
Overthink everything
I fucking hate accounting
No idea what I'm doing in uni
I want to exercice but not sure why
Can't read for more than 5 seconds
I hate school
Life is boring as shit
tfw no gf
never had a job
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>>34077130
>Be me
>25
>virgin
>No friends or Family which give a shit about me
>Unemployed
>Living off of $900 a month from SSDI and some additional food stamps
>Crippling non-verbal learning disability, ADD/ADHD/ and an extreme temper and general hatred of people.
>Couldn't work up the will power or ability to get through college if my life depended on it.
>Have no talents or abilities, only a slightly above average IQ despite coming from a family filled with extremely talented/intelligent people.
>Bullied throughout school/middle school, ignored in high-school.
>Betrayed/shunned by friends when they went to college.
>Live in a city filled with Ivy League students and trust-fund yuppies assholes. So the competition for women is fierce and I don't stand a chance.
>A complete loner, spend nearly all my time indoors playing video games because my only choice for employment is working a minimum wage job washing dishes/making coffee for the aforementioned trust-fund yuppies assholes. As such, I would rather die or at the very least remain unemployed than stoop that low.
>Life is an endless cycle of waking up, playing videos games, browsing 4chan, maybe going out to eat, then returning to fap/sleep. Which isn't too, too bad but still rots the soul.
Living in such an affluent city while so poor drives you insane with hatred/envy/jealousy. It's like being placed in front of the gates of heaven to behold all it's splendor and beauty but never being able to touch it or partake in it. Nearly every time i go out to get food I have to listen to well-to-do over achievers and nepotistic rich brats talk about how fun their vacations to exotic countries were, how much money they have in their special bank accounts, and what type of amazing project they are working on in their high-tech jobs that I am barred from having because I wasn't born in the genes to find doing math anything but a torturous chore. I am like a shade, a hate filled, bitter shade.
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WE COMFY
WHATCHU DOING
SOME LOW KEY CASUAL CONVERSATION. LET'S GET IT POPPING
Which and what?
>Vidya
>Anime
>Drink
>Activity
>Music
Let's settle in and get /COZY/ and /COMFY/.
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>>34077118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nonab6djMAA
Just watched this. Is MOLOCH the one holding all of us down? Or is he our salvation?
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watching rampage: president down
not very comfy
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I'm ready for comfy. Hello friends.
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>yfw the gargoyle in the middle was named Miss Finland
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>>34077116
Miss Helsinki actually, not that I think she is very good looking but I'm pretty sure they are chosen based on more than just looks nowadays
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mfw. why the fuck
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To be fair, all Finns look about that weird.
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Is it possible to break this matrix /r9k/?
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>>34077055
Stop teasing yourself, anon. You are the matrix.
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>>34077055
death will probably do it
I thought I was in the matrix once. Nothing seemed real. Then I sobered up.
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>>34077055
Take acid.
Go outside.
Lay in the grass.
Meditate.
It's a little difficult at first, but once you're there, it's really fucking intense.
Everything will go white.
Time stops.
You have this feeling that you traveled.
>same traveling feeling as DMT
Believe it or not, when I did this and "came back to reality", I saw three......lights? straight above me. Moving, pulsing, disappearing, reappearing.
They were very similar to the one I saw when I was four with my mom and sister.
Except that one was much, much closer.
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Robots, diagnose me psychologically, srs.
I am decent-looking, narcissistic, and attention-craving. I love being praised, and I get praised a lot because I am talented.
I'm known as "the dude who will change the world someday" and people put me on a pedestal because they think I'm just... better than everyone else.
But I act humble. I act like I don't like attention. I play down everything I do so I seem like a regular Joe.
What is wrong with me? What do you call this? Does anyone else have this?
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>>34077035
You're Mr. Bean.
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>>34077035
I think you have a very severe case of normie.
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>>34077035
What are your talents?
Please say music.
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>was doing decent on my diet
>crash today and have over 3000 calories
We're not gonna make it.
also, general fatbot thread
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Diets are easy. Literally just calories in calories out eat less exercise and say no to food blah blah blah.
Fuck this "easy" shit. I am so fucking addicted to food and I'm not even fat (5'10 153 lbs)
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>>34077258
personally i think it's fucking hilarious that the new generations are so unequipped for reality and adulthood that something like eating a little less and going for a walk is literally a challenge for a lot of them.
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>>34077258
pretty much this desu
just eat 1500 calories find foods that are filling and not 500 calorie hungry man actual meals
you'll lose weight and not be a hungry hippo
your next best option is HIV you'll shed off the pounds and years of your life but you should already have it you raging faggot,
Ask me anything for no reason whatsoeverpic entirely unrelated
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>>34076949
Fuck off you stupid faggot.
How do I get muted but this fucking queer gets to post his queer shit, gookmoot?
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>>34076949
Was 911 an inside job?
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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are you a normal person
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post what you were jerking off to 10 years ago
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>>34076914
The usual stuff a 22 year old jacks off to; teenage girls.
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>>34076945
oh yeah, I couldn't post all the facebook girls I jerked to.
Those were the best days, when you found the right cleavage pic of that girl you sit next to in Spanish
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>>34076914
I used to look up Wikipedia articles on sex positions and jack off to the pictures. I was 8.