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>be virgin up to 25, get laid mostly with prostitutes 26-29 after losing virginity to some internet cunt
>be 31, women suddenly want to fuck everywhere but still can't relationshit because they're fucking crazy
>get in a habit of harassing women on Craigslist casual encounters when bored
>18yo w4m on Craigslist selling used panties and socks in my town
>ask her if she'll sell me her pussy instead
>she asks how much
>tell her "$150"
>she gives me her phone number
>exchange pics, fetishes and preferences
>she's incredibly turned on by the whole idea and my pics
>she casually mentions she's a virgin so I have to be slow to start but after that I can pound for hours
>she tells me to buy lots of condoms to show her the ropes
>proceed to fuck an 18yo blonde virgin all over my apartment in every way, showering and cuddling/Netflix with her
>she wants to FWB now dedicated and wants to get ripped apart a few times a week
>she's going to go in birth control to apply my creampie fetish


>life long virginity then this

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Should I leave home?

>19 years old
>dropped out of university
>quit job due to anxiety
>depressed
>no friends/gf
>mother says she regrets having me, wishes she was dead
>father is quietly disappointed in me

While I like living at home because it's all I know and it's a somewhat comfy NEET lifestyle, it's driving me insane at the same time. I have roughly $3000 saved up in cash and access to one of my parents cars. I don't want to live in this major city anymore, I want to drive into the country side. I checked craigslist and there is a bachelor suite available for $500 in a town that seems pretty nice. There are other places I'm also considering, but I feel like I'm just living out hypothetical situations, rather than actively perusing it. I don't know if I'd cut ties with everyone if I left. I always imagined myself running away from it all, but now it seems somewhat necessary. Feel free to tell me I'm a naive spoiled little shit, I know it already.

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But ANON! Didn't you know that we are absolutely REPULSED by short guys? LOL why didn't you choose a taller body? Well, I guess you'll have better luck next time ahahah! See ya Anon :^D

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Hello I am >>37769906 from a couple days ago back to finish my report. I ended up putting the benis in vagina for the first time, seeing naked boobs (that weren't my mom's) for the first time, and sucking on boobs (that weren't my mom's) for the first time. I'll take my leave from /r9k/ after this review is posted.

>benis in vagina
overrated, though i also had trouble with my dick probably due to death grip masturbating every day for the last 10 years. it feels good to slip the benis in there but once i was inside i really didnt feel much. i also hated being on top, the girl was much shorter than me so i couldnt find a comfortable position. her being on top was much better and more comfortable, and having a naked girl sitting on my dick was a good feeling. 4/10 when i was on top 7/10 when she was on top
>seeing/sucking on boobs
actually underrated, definitely the best individual experience i had from this weekend. she pushed my face into her chest and sort of cuddled my head while i sucked on her nipples, like she was breastfeeding a baby. that was the only genuine 10/10 experience.

my final verdict is 7/10 overall, good but not great. and incredibly overrated by normies who make it seem like a 10/10 or even 11/10 experience. the boobs were by far the best part too, the vagina isn't anything special. i will do it again if it ever comes that easily to me again but it isnt a magical thing that i can no longer live without and im not going to chase after it.

since im no longer pure i cant post on /r9k/ anymore. see you space cowboys

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Loser guys become virgins
Loser girls become whores
Why is this?

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Does anyone else get crushes on video game characters? Is that really pathetic?

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Would you love your gf even if she didn't shave?

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Who else is good looking enough to attract ugly girls you don't want?

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I was thinking about what religion the majority of /r9k/ follows. I'm guessing atheism.

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Is he autistic? https://youtu.be/T4EJ9HHFApM

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Hello /r9k/ is there anyway I can link ex-roasties nudes to her new bf after she stole from me without being punished for revenge laws? This from the uk to portugal. Probably have to this over facebook, will provide said nudes for help

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That feel when my milf professor liked my picture on instagram this late at night. I am fucking TRIPPING.

I just added her on Facebook

Hope she doesn't find it creepy

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Should I ask her out or is there not even a point?
>pretty qt but most guys don't look at her
>Me: University kid, dull, nerdy, not overweight tall

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Do you ever find yourself missing the early-to-mid 2000s, /r9k/?

Before 2007 came along and fucked shit up. Among other things, 2007 brought us
Mainstreaming of social media
The Big bang theory
iphones
Part 1 of the Great Recession

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Was wondering if anyone still had those youtube porn links someone posted here the other day. Specifically the college student with a tampon?