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>>38613104
don't worry op,you can do it

make it a day to remember, blow your brains out all over the cake, or in her face

>tfw attending your wife's funeral tomorrow

you'd still be black, dude.

>>38613094
Also best cosmetics

I'd trade it all to be good with asian girls.

>>38613077
Americans are. They are all dumb scientific illiterate christcucks

>>38613077
You ain't fooling no one Muslim.

Stay mad libshit.

>>38612887
More like prolonged your suffering.

I'd like to think XXXtentacion is someone I listen to who boosts my morale but then I see concert footage or footage of his fanbase and I realize how much I hate all of these normalfag idiots who listen to him, all violent and shit. Definitely leaves a sour taste in my mouth. It's why I'd never go to a concert to see a musician I like. I want to never be exposed to the fanbase. It ruins it for me. I like to think that my tastes are singular. I know it's delusional but I am delusional in most aspects.

>>38612887
Daniel Johnston
Frank Zappa
my music desu

>>38612887
>I know it's delusional but I am delusional in most aspects
Like thinking anybody gives a shit about your blog post.

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>>38612880
>sauce factory
what kind of sauce

>>38612927
everything from subway teriaki sauce, to nesquik syrup to mcdonalds ketchup packets.

It starts out working at a temp in some terrible place and you hate every single day, then you end up quiting and getting a new job that fits you better after you realize the power of monies.

You stick around and get promoted to a slightly comfier position, then eventually you have your own office, and you can shitpost during business hours and pretend to work and collect a 100k yearly salary.

Still won't help you talk to girls

>TFW NO ABSOLUTELY FILTHY FINNISH GF

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>>38612823
>tfw no perfect kgf

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>tfw no 10/10 ukrainian gf

>>38612820


No it stands for bully bum cart

>>38612820
It stands for British Broadcasting Corporation

>>38612915
No it stands for big benis cuties

>finger
do you mean fucking your prostate?

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>>38613058
Yes, finger fucking the prostate with their giant hands

>>38612736
pounding is obviously the only way to go.

Anime has always been normie

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>>38612729
Introduced my girlfriend to Neon Genesis Evangelion she was a big fan if the movie series, what should I show her next?

>>38612776
>GIRLFRIEND
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING NORMAL SCUM I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT BITCH IS FUCKING CHAD ON THE SIDE KYS

Go back to your containment board fascist scum. This is a communist board.

>>38612661
Leave, fascist. This is an alt-left board. Kim Jong Un will destroy America and bring peace to the Korean peninsula in our lifetimes. Imperialists like you will be permab& from Korea.

I kissed a Korean girl when she opened up about her dad beating her.

Then on our next date I went full out on showing her my house and all the Hindu spiritual stuff and she literally ran to the train station, never to be seen by me again.

She was pretty.

>>38612660
Hahaha, I know the feeling.

You working hard or hardly workin'? Hahaha.

Which one?

>>38612660
Get me one while you're at it chief haha.

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>>38612679
Haha good one, did you hear Johnson forgot to refill the coffee pot again? What a jerk!

I'm feeling quite lonely, I have people I can talk to but just have no connection lately

>>38612648
"Even though I'm in a big city I'm totally isolated" - Seems that is the problem - this is self imposed isolation , you are lonely due to your own actions. Work through the reasons why you see things this way and form reasons why your perceptions are illogical and counterproductive. Then when you have it written down , form ways to defeat the thinking that is defeating you. I know that feel. Hope that helps.

Same here. I can't even go out in the day. I take a nice long walk at night a few times a month. I try to think of solutions on my walk but it all leads nowhere.

>>38612647
Went on Youtube and flagged Black Pigeon Speaks videos as offensive. Fuck people who don't support female sexual liberation and sub-saharan African immigration!

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>>38612672
Sounds good. Luckily YouTube down those Fascist Murdoch Murdoch videos. We do not need hate or dangerous ideas flowing on the internet.

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>>38612647
We are /r9k not /pol - We think independently of pack mentality. We are not fooled with promises of utopia given by corrupt human beings. We don't need to be part of a political group or ideology to feel empowered.

kill him

b

>>38612599
I've been thinking about that.
Not killing him myself, but just the thought that he may actually be assassinated by someone who REALLY hates him.
If he dies, I bet some tweens would kill themselves too.

What in the actual fuck.
I just watched It's Everyday Bro and The Fall of Jake Paul came on automatically after that and now I have pancreatic cancer in my brain.
We are in hell. This is hell. We are all damned souls.

>>38612585
Kill yourself my hairy dude

>>38612585
kys habibi

>>38612585
>tfw quarter syrian, half bosnian, half anglo
>look completely anglo

The only give aways are the lactose intolerance and the hairy shoulders

>he doesn't play genetic taqiya