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Anonymous
2017-07-21 05:02:52 Post No.38523009
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normie hate thread?

>trash was not picked up
>call trash co to send a truck to pick it up
>some fucking roastie and her normie mini van block access to my trash can
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHO HAS A FUCKING POOL PARTY AT 9 AM IN THE MORNING FUCKING ROASTIE

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:12:53 Post No.38523183
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>>38523009
wow, just kill yourself dude, no one cares if your trash is not picked up, be a hero

Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:15:04 Post No.38523224
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>>38523183
I had cat shit and rotten food in my trash and it is going to be over 100 degrees for the next week I dont want that stuff rotting

Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:15:41 Post No.38523233
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>>38523009
>sit down to eat at a restaurant
>normies shootings and hollering all around
>finally get food
>family members start slapping their lips and speaking with full mouths
And they wonder why I don't like leaving the house

Anonymous
Knock, knock, knock 2017-07-21 05:01:54 Post No.38522987
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Knock, knock, knock Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:01:54 Post No. 38522987 [Report] [View this topic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lpM4mXJlxc

This song fills me up with so many old memories. I feel paralyzed.

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:27:09 Post No.38523422
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If you haven't read the song's lyrics you really ought to, they're really great. That entire soundtrack just hits me with nostalgia waves.

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>>38523422
Just now realized that video has subtitles in the video, I'm a retard. Also, bonus feelings:
>you will never watch Welcome to the NHK again for the first time
>that fucking fantastic first episode
>when you hear Hitori Bocchi kick in and start playing in the background

Anonymous
2017-07-21 05:01:03 Post No.38522971
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:01:03 Post No. 38522971 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do bun length hot dogs even exist?
>product exists (hot dogs)
>make accompanying product specifically for said product (hot dog buns)
>has an easily fixable flaw (too long)
>refuse to ever fix it and the original product has to be the one that accommodates the flaw (bun length hot dogs)
The fuck is up with this shit?

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:03:02 Post No.38523013
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>>38522971
Bun length hotdogs rolls off the tongue my guy

Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:32:36 Post No.38523521
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>>38522971
maybe buns came first, fucking brainlet. ever think of that? that's why there aren't any "sausage-length buns!" Because they came first and rightfully assumed appropriate wieners would follow.

Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:34:12 Post No.38523554
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>>38523521
Are you saying hot dog buns came before hot dogs?

Anonymous
2017-07-21 05:00:30 Post No.38522962
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:00:30 Post No. 38522962 [Report] [View this topic]

Only post ITT if you've never been muted on /r9k/ before and you've been posting and/or lurking here since 2009 or earlier.

>inb4 newfags post here anyways

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2017-07-21 04:59:39 Post No.38522943
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:59:39 Post No. 38522943 [Report] [View this topic]

>girl is slightly nicer to me than she has to be
>Instantly fall in love

It's hopeless

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:37:57 Post No.38523599
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>>38522943
the amount of cute cashiers ive fallen for is ridiculous

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>apply for a job
>get call from HR person
>she has a cute voice
>start imagining life together

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>>38522943
>work retail
>carry department phone whenever I can because qt cashiers often call said phone to make a price check, whiny customer etc.
>try to be funny just to hear them laugh and be qt

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2017-07-21 04:56:56 Post No.38522900
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:56:56 Post No. 38522900 [Report] [View this topic]

>mom unironically found my six pack of piss bottles

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:00:12 Post No.38522954
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boneless spaghetti

Anonymous 2017-07-21 06:21:53 Post No.38524286
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>>38522900
say your trying to save money on the water bill because you know your such a nuisance.

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>>38522900
what was her reaction? ~~oregon~~

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2017-07-21 04:56:00 Post No.38522885
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:56:00 Post No. 38522885 [Report] [View this topic]

Yeah here we go for the hundredth time
Hand grenade pins in every line

Throw 'em up and let something shine
Going out of my fucking mind

Filthy mouth, no excuse
Find a new place to hang this noose

String me up from atop these roofs
Knot it tight so I won't get loose

Truth is you can stop and stare
Bled myself out and no one cares

Dug the trench out laid down there
With a shovel up out of reach somewhere

Yeah, someone pour it in
Make it a dirt dance floor again

Say your prayers and stomp it out
When they bring that choorus in

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Frens? 2017-07-21 04:55:50 Post No.38522880
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Frens? Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:55:50 Post No. 38522880 [Report] [View this topic]

Can i has frens? only gud frens i wand frens

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:56:23 Post No.38522893
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>>38522880
Only if you let me fuck your ass

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>>38522880
ok com in fort fren we have funs

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>>38522893
why u hab meani? i only wand frens

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2017-07-21 04:55:41 Post No.38522876
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:55:41 Post No. 38522876 [Report] [View this topic]

>finally got a dildo
>go recover brother's used condom in his room as always
>use his cum as lube to fuck myself with dildo
It's relieving.

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 06:10:30 Post No.38524090
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Do you sniff his dirty briefs while doing that? I'd tho.

Anonymous 2017-07-21 06:24:42 Post No.38524349
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>>38524090
Sometimes when I can get his dirty clothes before he washes them.

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are you his younger brother OP? do you ever hear him fapping?

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2017-07-21 04:55:26 Post No.38522867
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:55:26 Post No. 38522867 [Report] [View this topic]

>he didn't swallow the Islamic pill and marry a cute hijab girl

is there anything more patrician?

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2017-07-21 04:53:45 Post No.38522836
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:53:45 Post No. 38522836 [Report] [View this topic]

Why can't I find a gf that wants me to protect her?

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:53:11 Post No. 38522825 [Report] [View this topic]

I've been lifting for a year now, mostly focusing on strenght, but I've never really sticked to a proper routine before
I'm planning to follow this one
Will I make it?
I open this here because I don't like /fit/ and all the good trips left a long time ago

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2017-07-21 04:50:25 Post No.38522770
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I have been living in self imposed isolation for six years now partially because I naively hoped that time will heal bad memories from my past

Truth is last two years have been much worse than ever because I started having constant random flashbacks of bad memories from past and its very emotionally taxing

You really just cannot erase the past

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:50:58 Post No.38522782
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>>38522770
yes you can, go meditate

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>>38522770
Where do you get food from?

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:49:48 Post No. 38522759 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do men get married if it's an 80% chance that women will divorce you and steal all your money, and they look like this after a couple years anyway?

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:50:57 Post No.38522781
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>>38522759
Bump Communist Patriarchal Agenda

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:07:05 Post No.38523080 [Report]

>80%
You might want to review your statistics a little bit.

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>>38523080
Sorry, 85-90%.

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:48:22 Post No. 38522731 [Report] [View this topic]

I can't imagine a life with a girth under the 5.5-6 inches

my dick girth is like 6 inches and looks so fucking small when i look down but looks nice at the mirror, the average girth is 4.7 kek

thats a fucking pencil dick, i will die a virgin btw

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