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What do girls find attractive in guys?
When would they say a guy is hot/cute?
Do they fantasize about getting fucked by him or do they instead imagine the guy buying them shit?
Pls explain
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What each girl finds attractive is subjective.
But a good girl is looking for someone she can get along with on an intellectual and emotional level as well as looks.
A girl will probably never openly say a guy is hot or cute until he says it first, unless she's really confident or a whore
Probably both. Unless she's a golddigger, in which case just buying shit.
I'm a girl btw.
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>>38523346
Im a grill btw xdddee. Kys larper
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>>38523141
Girls notice little things,like hands or the way you dress,way you talk ect

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>tfw always wanted to have sex with a nigress
>matched with one today on Tinder

What do I say, fellow robots?
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>>38523070
just say Show me your Lawn Jockey tits
and I want your moon cricket pussy
Works every time friend
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>>38523070
>YOU WUZ KANGZ N SHEEEEEIT?
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>AY GURL LEMME SMELL YO ASS

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normie hate thread?

>trash was not picked up
>call trash co to send a truck to pick it up
>some fucking roastie and her normie mini van block access to my trash can
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHO HAS A FUCKING POOL PARTY AT 9 AM IN THE MORNING FUCKING ROASTIE
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>>38523009
wow, just kill yourself dude, no one cares if your trash is not picked up, be a hero
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>>38523183
I had cat shit and rotten food in my trash and it is going to be over 100 degrees for the next week I dont want that stuff rotting
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>>38523009
>sit down to eat at a restaurant
>normies shootings and hollering all around
>finally get food
>family members start slapping their lips and speaking with full mouths
And they wonder why I don't like leaving the house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lpM4mXJlxc

This song fills me up with so many old memories. I feel paralyzed.
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If you haven't read the song's lyrics you really ought to, they're really great. That entire soundtrack just hits me with nostalgia waves.
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>>38523422
Just now realized that video has subtitles in the video, I'm a retard. Also, bonus feelings:
>you will never watch Welcome to the NHK again for the first time
>that fucking fantastic first episode
>when you hear Hitori Bocchi kick in and start playing in the background

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Why do bun length hot dogs even exist?
>product exists (hot dogs)
>make accompanying product specifically for said product (hot dog buns)
>has an easily fixable flaw (too long)
>refuse to ever fix it and the original product has to be the one that accommodates the flaw (bun length hot dogs)
The fuck is up with this shit?
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>>38522971
Bun length hotdogs rolls off the tongue my guy
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>>38522971
maybe buns came first, fucking brainlet. ever think of that? that's why there aren't any "sausage-length buns!" Because they came first and rightfully assumed appropriate wieners would follow.
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>>38523521
Are you saying hot dog buns came before hot dogs?

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Only post ITT if you've never been muted on /r9k/ before and you've been posting and/or lurking here since 2009 or earlier.

>inb4 newfags post here anyways
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>girl is slightly nicer to me than she has to be
>Instantly fall in love

It's hopeless
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>>38522943
the amount of cute cashiers ive fallen for is ridiculous
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>apply for a job
>get call from HR person
>she has a cute voice
>start imagining life together
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>>38522943
>work retail
>carry department phone whenever I can because qt cashiers often call said phone to make a price check, whiny customer etc.
>try to be funny just to hear them laugh and be qt

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>mom unironically found my six pack of piss bottles
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boneless spaghetti
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>>38522900
say your trying to save money on the water bill because you know your such a nuisance.
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>>38522900
what was her reaction? oregon

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Yeah here we go for the hundredth time
Hand grenade pins in every line

Throw 'em up and let something shine
Going out of my fucking mind

Filthy mouth, no excuse
Find a new place to hang this noose

String me up from atop these roofs
Knot it tight so I won't get loose

Truth is you can stop and stare
Bled myself out and no one cares

Dug the trench out laid down there
With a shovel up out of reach somewhere

Yeah, someone pour it in
Make it a dirt dance floor again

Say your prayers and stomp it out
When they bring that choorus in
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Can i has frens? only gud frens i wand frens
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>>38522880
Only if you let me fuck your ass
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>>38522880
ok com in fort fren we have funs
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>>38522893
why u hab meani? i only wand frens

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>finally got a dildo
>go recover brother's used condom in his room as always
>use his cum as lube to fuck myself with dildo
It's relieving.
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Do you sniff his dirty briefs while doing that? I'd tho.
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>>38524090
Sometimes when I can get his dirty clothes before he washes them.
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are you his younger brother OP? do you ever hear him fapping?

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>he didn't swallow the Islamic pill and marry a cute hijab girl

is there anything more patrician?
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Why can't I find a gf that wants me to protect her?
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I've been lifting for a year now, mostly focusing on strenght, but I've never really sticked to a proper routine before
I'm planning to follow this one
Will I make it?
I open this here because I don't like /fit/ and all the good trips left a long time ago
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I have been living in self imposed isolation for six years now partially because I naively hoped that time will heal bad memories from my past

Truth is last two years have been much worse than ever because I started having constant random flashbacks of bad memories from past and its very emotionally taxing

You really just cannot erase the past
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>>38522770
yes you can, go meditate
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>>38522770
Where do you get food from?


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