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I just want my virgin Palvin waifu back ;_;

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Who is the next best 11/10 qt waifu now that Babs has been confirmed a degenerate whore and coalburner?

>3D
>waifu

fucking nigger cattle

Because you suck at the game.
Also you're a selfish prick undeserving of happiness.

that's kind of qt
>tfw no uneven boob gf

>>36192427
All boobs are uneven stop using photoshopped images on 4chan and pornsites for reference

because you have bad taste in photos

>>36192496

No that's a good photo you FUCKING BASTARD.

I want to live in that cabin.

>>36192654
because you have a shit taste on where you wanna live.

can i get a link to the porn

Don't they all end up fucking some dogs?

>>36192438

Sure.

links you to my imagination. Lmao

>>36192371
"slightly" is the most important word in this post

Only if they are chubby down south. All that matters is The Girth, boy.

No, that is not true.

Your only option is admit your have ED and start nofap. I still have issues climaxing in a pussy but after a month of no pmo I feel like it's gone. Now I can fap without porn and nut in less than 5 minutes, just need to find another gf to test if I can cum without my hands

What the fuck do I care? There is zero (0) chance of me getting laid so I will keep fapping when the urge strikes me.

>>36192384

I also felt like that. I know what you are, I was you once until it happened. Now Im fucked up.

You dont want this feel trust me. You have to cut out all fapping and porn ASAP. No porn whatsoever, no fapping.

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>>36192105
You can't live a normal life if you jerk off with the hands of dead girls

>>36192105
What's stopping you ? I'm not trolling here, I genuinely want to know.

>>36192105
How is this original?

Do none of us even want to be a normie?

>>36192079
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
now it's normie thing

THANKS for doing this AMA Loui "the cuck" CK.

Would you rather fight 100 dick sized horses or 1 horse sized dick?

>>36192106
Haha this post made me laugh out loud if you catch my drift fellow redditor, Here have an upvote :)

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>tfw realized I should have been born a woman

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>tfw not even attractive as a woman.
I wouldn't even date myself. How will robots ever recover

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Kek. Looks pretty funny

>>36191889

Go and be with your fellows.

Asians in asia are happier than asians in the west

Go to China, man.

And get a haircut.

>>36191917
But if that's true why was i raised in the west?

Are you sure asians are happier in asia? Don't the chinese all want to leave china?

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>>36191882
tfw no fat stinky neet cock to suck on

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How does it smell like? I'm guessing a mixture of stale tuna, sour piss and dried shit stink.

>>36191882
Roasties deserve every blight upon them.

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>>36191834
Remrem everything's gonna be fine! I'll give you a big hug!

i want to hug you close and slip in the knife intimately

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>>36191834
You're gonna be okay Anon, we all are going to be okay.

>>36191797
I don't like the implication that Pepe is Wojak's stand here

>>36191814
>Pepe is Wojak's stand
I don't religiously watch anime. What does this mean?

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>>36191814
>I don't like the implication that Pepe is Wojak's stand here
But in some parallel universe he is

>>36191867
>What does this mean?
Stands are some kind of spirit that represents their owner's willpower/soul
They have unique abilities the owner can use
They are from the popular Manga and Anime series "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure"

>>36191745

Maybe 23, most likely 24 as that was the definitive age for me. 23 is when the process started anyways.

Anyways, don't insult atheist robots, I know how they feel about life and it's not fair to further poke at their anguish.

>>36191745
why is it that atheists are all average and mediocre while theists are usually complete retards or geniuses

>>36191745
I grew out of it at 18. From the age 15-18 i would have these completely retarded "debates" with my dad over religion (he was raised Catholic, and raised us as Presbyterian) and I would always get so worked up over it. After a few years of that and after exploring my thoughts and beliefs, I abandoned atheism altogether. I believe in God again, but not really within any strict theology

See: ANY MATH CLUB
ANY LAN PARTY
ANY ANIME CLUB
ANY 4CHAN MEETUP
FUCKING SOCIAL SEPUK URSELF

>>36191715

>tell my friend that I watch MLP (as a joke around 2011 when the MLP meme started)
>He takes it serious
>He starts watching it
>He get's caught masturbating to it many times during his mid-teens by his mom
>He is still a brony to this day

Can't get more autistic than that tbqh.

>>36191715
My friend used to come into my room, stick his ass in the air to "suck up farts" and then turn red from forcing the air back out.