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>no suicidal gf to make suicide pact with
im not asking for much here
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>>39664565
Sounds interesting, tell me more.
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>>39664565
>decided to shoot each other at the same time
>she doesn't shoot
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>no suicidal gf that you can save from the brink of death, be the only light in her life, and manipulate her because she will kill herself if she loses you

That fucking feel, man. It's just not fair.

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>gf is out with her gay male friends
>Tells me she's coming home late
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this isn't a problem, they're probably just fucking her up the ass
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Lol dump her
>he has a gf that goes out without him
Oops
Dump her
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>>39664520
>gf
>/r9k/

NORMIES PLEASE JUST FUCK OFF BLET US HAVE THIS REEEEE

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Alright 4chan, I've never told this story to anyone before
>Be me
>Be 16
>I'm "back-up" friend tier(the guy you only hangout with when there is no one else) but I was in denial of it at the time
>Few more days until Halloween
>See some fliers pinned around my highschool for a Halloween Party at local community center
>Decide to go because I won't need an invitation to get in
>Next day I'm browsing normiebook and I see that some of my friends are at the community center during a huge party
>Today is Friday and Halloween won't he until the following Monday
>Apparently it's a different party or something
>Feel bad that he didn't tell me, but maybe he just forgot
>I put on some street clothes and walk for forty minutes to the party
>When I arrive people are dancing inside and outside of the center and doing wild things
>A lot of people are also wearing their Halloween costumes which was wierd because it wasn't Halloween
>When I walk in, I try to find my friends but they seem to have disappeared
>I keep searching around and I ask people I know if they've seen my friends (I use their names)
>They all say they haven't seen them/they don't know who they are
>I do this for ten minutes until a random Chad I asked previously walks up to me
>"Alright anon, I can't do this anymore. Don't tell them that it was me, but here's the truth..."
>Chad then explains to me that Friend 1 had told everyone in the building, before I arrived, that if I showed up, not to tell me where they are, if I asked, because they didn't want to be around me
>He tells me that they've beend actively avoiding me this whole time by moving around the center whenever I got close to them
>I have a hard time grasping this
>Chad pulls out his phone and shows me a messenger group conversation between Friend 1 and him and several other people
>Went something like "Where is anon?" "Don't worry bruh, he's near the game room" "Alright I'll move to the tables." "When do you think he's gonna leave btw?'
Continued
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>>39664498
do continue please
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>>39664498
holy fuck that sucks anon
bump for feels
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>>39664498
Holy fuck... Dude. That's painful. Please tell me you confronted them. I would be devastated.

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Whats the longest you went without cumming (except involuntary nocturnal emission) since you first masturbated?
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About three weeks?
I had to sleep in the same bed as my sister when we were about 17 so as you can imagine if you have a sister my sexuality shut down nearly permanently there.
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One week.

Doesn't matter if I'm in a vehicle nonstop, if I'm constantly around people, or if my dick has a cut or I have a testicular torsion. One week is my absolute limit.
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>>39664524
Yeah... I'm going to need you to greentext a story for us bud

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Im visiting my shitty psychiatrist today. What sleeping meds should I ask for? Shit I have now doesnt help
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>>39664471
Indica.
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>>39664471
sleeping powder
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>>39664488
I wouldnt be asking for meds if I could get herbs

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>mfw you idiots still think looks matter
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Stay delusional, you depressive cuckbois.
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>>39664464
haha his hairline is retreating into the darkness
> D A M A G E D
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>>39664669
Yet he still gets massive amounts of pussy.

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>sharp pain in my one of my teeth

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

I have already spent THREE FUCKING GRAND at the dentist in the last year

FUCK
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>>39664441
its a fuckin racket. what insurance do you have? although thats a whole nother scam.
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>>39664441
Brush your teeth you crazy shitfuck fag. It ain't that hard , and don't fucking consume sugar as you don't really need that gayshit anyway . That's all I do and I have never ever had problems , also once a year I visit a dentist to get a all over clean up. That's all there is and all to do.
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Just get a pair of pliers, some high-proof spirits, and a trusted friend. Fuck Mr.Wong and his paycheck.

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I think janny blew his welfare check on scam citizen.
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>>39664407
lol nog you got beaned for flamewaring
enjoy your ban evasion ban
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>>39664430
were you exposed to high amounts of lead as a child?
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>>39664443
You must have, as you can't read the rules

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ITT make up a music genre and anons will try to inform you of existing bands that already fit the discription.

I'll start chad core.
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>>39664385
Urban Classy
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>>39664385
Alternative Jazz
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Mormonwave

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>still hung up on that girl that used to talk to me in 2011
Just end me
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Hang me, oh hang me
I'll be dead and gone
Hang me, oooh hang me
I'll be dead and gone
Wouldn't mind the hanging
But the layin' in a grave so long, poor boy
I been all around this woooorld
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>still hung up on that girl that used to talk to me in 2008 and dated me for a month then blocked me then came back a year later then blocked me then came back a year later then dated me then blocked me then came back again and blocked again and came back and blocked and came back and dated and blocked me while I was away at my grandfather's funeral then blocked me then came back blocked came back blocked came back blocked came back dated me, actually met in person, revealed she was already married me and just used me to cheat on him, blocked me again
Well at least I still have my dignity
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Move on man .... or you'll end up hanging yourself. A bitch isn't worth of ending your life .

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ask me shit
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>>39664380
Is my dang pape cozy?
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>>39664380
Do you have a hot cousin?
Is food good down there?
How many guns do you have?
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>>39665015
yep
fuck yeah! I fry twinkies and bologna sandwiches
5 guns

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The only reason Ive nevee had a girlfriend is because Im ugly.

Whats your reason?
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I have never tried. I like to think I could if I did try, but I probably never will.
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Because there's no such thing as a gf
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Never make a move. Not too socially inept, have a bunch of pals, I just don't care.

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>tfw see boys with bfs
>tfw want bf
>tfw no bf
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>>39664268
Its hard being gay
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>>39664268
>tfw you will die a lonely mentally ill faggot
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>>39664268
>mfw I see boys with bfs

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Who here /always hungry/

just ate a canniac combo with extra canes sauce but I still wanna eat more. what should I eat?
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>>39664265
A original salad
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>>39664265
I have the same issue, how do I end it? I don't want to get fat but my appetite is non stop. What do I do?
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You have to eat nutritious meals. That insatiable hunger is because when you eat unhealthy foods its essentially just mass. The hunger pangs mean you need whole foods like 100% wheat bread, natural oatmeal, lean meats, and vegetables.
Really not that hard to not be an overweight POS. it'll save you money too.

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My coworker saw a picture of my dick on my phone today.

I was chatting with her on my lunch break and wanted to show her something - forgot that I had sent a dick pic earlier and it was fullscreened on my phone.

Awkwardly tried to pretend like nothing happened and continue the conversation.

Now I'm worried I'm either going to get fired or become known as the dick-phone-guy around the office.
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I'm calling bullshit because if you were non-autistic enough to have a person to send dick picks to you'd know how to handle the situation.
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She'll probably make a big deal out of it

All the guys will understand, shrug and make sad faces for ya but mostly just go about business as usual
Move on y'know?

Can't beat women
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>>39664215
Kek, you're gonna get fired/possibly sued for sexual harassment
You're fucked m8, why would you ever show a woman who's not your gf your phone


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