>no suicidal gf to make suicide pact with
im not asking for much here
>decided to shoot each other at the same time
>she doesn't shoot
>no suicidal gf that you can save from the brink of death, be the only light in her life, and manipulate her because she will kill herself if she loses you
That fucking feel, man. It's just not fair.
>gf is out with her gay male friends
>Tells me she's coming home late
Alright 4chan, I've never told this story to anyone before
>I'm "back-up" friend tier(the guy you only hangout with when there is no one else) but I was in denial of it at the time
>Few more days until Halloween
>See some fliers pinned around my highschool for a Halloween Party at local community center
>Decide to go because I won't need an invitation to get in
>Next day I'm browsing normiebook and I see that some of my friends are at the community center during a huge party
>Today is Friday and Halloween won't he until the following Monday
>Apparently it's a different party or something
>Feel bad that he didn't tell me, but maybe he just forgot
>I put on some street clothes and walk for forty minutes to the party
>When I arrive people are dancing inside and outside of the center and doing wild things
>A lot of people are also wearing their Halloween costumes which was wierd because it wasn't Halloween
>When I walk in, I try to find my friends but they seem to have disappeared
>I keep searching around and I ask people I know if they've seen my friends (I use their names)
>They all say they haven't seen them/they don't know who they are
>I do this for ten minutes until a random Chad I asked previously walks up to me
>"Alright anon, I can't do this anymore. Don't tell them that it was me, but here's the truth..."
>Chad then explains to me that Friend 1 had told everyone in the building, before I arrived, that if I showed up, not to tell me where they are, if I asked, because they didn't want to be around me
>He tells me that they've beend actively avoiding me this whole time by moving around the center whenever I got close to them
>I have a hard time grasping this
>Chad pulls out his phone and shows me a messenger group conversation between Friend 1 and him and several other people
>Went something like "Where is anon?" "Don't worry bruh, he's near the game room" "Alright I'll move to the tables." "When do you think he's gonna leave btw?'
Whats the longest you went without cumming (except involuntary nocturnal emission) since you first masturbated?
Im visiting my shitty psychiatrist today. What sleeping meds should I ask for? Shit I have now doesnt help
>mfw you idiots still think looks matter
Stay delusional, you depressive cuckbois.
>sharp pain in my one of my teeth
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
I have already spent THREE FUCKING GRAND at the dentist in the last year
Brush your teeth you crazy shitfuck fag. It ain't that hard , and don't fucking consume sugar as you don't really need that gayshit anyway . That's all I do and I have never ever had problems , also once a year I visit a dentist to get a all over clean up. That's all there is and all to do.
I think janny blew his welfare check on scam citizen.
ITT make up a music genre and anons will try to inform you of existing bands that already fit the discription.
I'll start chad core.
>still hung up on that girl that used to talk to me in 2011
Just end me
Hang me, oh hang me
I'll be dead and gone
Hang me, oooh hang me
I'll be dead and gone
Wouldn't mind the hanging
But the layin' in a grave so long, poor boy
I been all around this woooorld
>still hung up on that girl that used to talk to me in 2008 and dated me for a month then blocked me then came back a year later then blocked me then came back a year later then dated me then blocked me then came back again and blocked again and came back and blocked and came back and dated and blocked me while I was away at my grandfather's funeral then blocked me then came back blocked came back blocked came back blocked came back dated me, actually met in person, revealed she was already married me and just used me to cheat on him, blocked me again
Well at least I still have my dignity
Move on man .... or you'll end up hanging yourself. A bitch isn't worth of ending your life .
ask me shit
The only reason Ive nevee had a girlfriend is because Im ugly.
Whats your reason?
I have never tried. I like to think I could if I did try, but I probably never will.
>tfw see boys with bfs
>tfw want bf
>tfw no bf
>tfw you will die a lonely mentally ill faggot
Who here /always hungry/
just ate a canniac combo with extra canes sauce but I still wanna eat more. what should I eat?
I have the same issue, how do I end it? I don't want to get fat but my appetite is non stop. What do I do?
You have to eat nutritious meals. That insatiable hunger is because when you eat unhealthy foods its essentially just mass. The hunger pangs mean you need whole foods like 100% wheat bread, natural oatmeal, lean meats, and vegetables.
Really not that hard to not be an overweight POS. it'll save you money too.
My coworker saw a picture of my dick on my phone today.
I was chatting with her on my lunch break and wanted to show her something - forgot that I had sent a dick pic earlier and it was fullscreened on my phone.
Awkwardly tried to pretend like nothing happened and continue the conversation.
Now I'm worried I'm either going to get fired or become known as the dick-phone-guy around the office.