>walking around campus at night, hoping some strangers will invite you to a party
It's a nice fantasy I guess
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Spoiler:I saw almost no one and I definitely didn't talk to anyone. I went to the train tracks and thought about letting a train hit me, but I'm not really suicidal so I just walked back to my dorm to browse 4chan and feel like shit.
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I am familiar with this specific feel
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>>36812756
They say that college is supposed to be this great social experience, but my campus was such a lonely place.
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What was Victoria's secret?
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She had a penis
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>>36812755
hairy asshole and pussy
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>>36812841
omg hnnnng im jacking off now
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>dad reads at least two self-help books a week
>still a lazy incompetent asshole who can't get promoted, raise a son properly, or get mommy back
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Yeah self-help is a serious fucking meme. Mental masturbation so you can feel like you're on the right path while you run in the same fucking circles over and over.
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>>36812697
So then there's basically nothing you can do to help yourself?
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>>36812880
Probably, but drinking cheap beer and (re)waching Marvel shows and movies during all your free time when you're not reading Awaking the 7 Laws in You for Success or something certainly doesn't help.
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Anyone else here get vagina envy?
l don't think l actually want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish I had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me depressed... lt feels Iike biology and my body betrayed me.
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i love these threads because i like to watch girls enjoying themselves
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>>36812658
I love having a dick
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>>36812677
Hello, please send your contact info to my throwaway email if you're interested:
[email protected]
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what was the gf type for INTP
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>>36812589
Took 5 seconds on google, OP.
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>>36812589
are you sure you are INTP ?
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>what type of pseudoscience type gf should i have for my own pseudoscientific group?
make sure you have matching astrological signs too my friend
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What would it be?
Mine? Make White people disappear
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>>36812570
This is bait
Also, to be able to alter my body in any way i wish at any time.
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My health.
>>36812570
t. 17 year old white boy.
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I wish I was cute n stuff..
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What is the best way to suicide?
I would choose one that is easy, cheap, and painless, like jumping off a cliff or something similar
not planning to do it, just share your ideas
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>>36812540
Just smoke your whole life
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Jumping off a cliff is scary and not fun. Heroin overdose is the best way to go, you just drift off in a euphoric bliss, not a care in the world. I have half a gram of heroin which I will be using to commit suicide later tonight.
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>>36812560
where did you get heroine? why are you suiciding?
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Wagecucks need to submit to my heavy NEET cock right NOW
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POO POO PEE PEE REEEEEEEEEE
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REE
UNDER THE POO I POOD
SOME POOPOO PEE
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>>36812529
That picture is disgusting, OP.
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gib helpers pls
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parmigiano origiano
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why no halp
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i got chu friend
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I still sometimes thing about Godbro/Roastie dumper of September 3rd, 2016.
I hope he's doing well
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>>36812429
Where is Fridgebro now?
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>>36812471
When threads about Roastiedumper are mentioned, Fridgebro always gets brought up.
I heard he cleaned his place up and posted timestamped pics, but I never saw the thread.
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>>36812429
Does anybody have a screencap? I vaguely remember Roastiedumper, but I'd like my memory to be refreshed.
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>tfw to inteIIigent to be happy
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>>36812401
>tfw neither intelligent, nor happy
Just shut up, man
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>tfw too happy to be intelligent
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Anyone else 2 smart 2 work?
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This movie is about robot who got cucked by two chads
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>>36812399
No it's not pleblord
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>>36812410
What is it about, then?
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>It supposed to be deep.
>Two chads get girls.
>other guy gets none.
Classic. Rate 1/100000000
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When did you lose your virginity?
For me, I lost it when I was 17
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15 ;-;
oringal slut
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24. It was the right time, I think.
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I haven't, I'm a 26 year old virgin.
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>tfw I went to go get booze now (almost 4am) and the gas station clerk told me they don't sell until 7 am
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poor soul, i know the feeling, i hope you learned a lesson
>not having six pack at the freege at all times
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why wouldn't they sell booze at 4am? do they really want alcoholics to hang around and wait till 7am?
sick fucks.
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Listerine or cough syrup.
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any programmers here?
How do you guys make bots that post the same threads over and over again at certain time intervals?
Im pretty certain the comfy pepe threads and the tfw no bf tomoko threads are all made by bots
I always thought that kind of programming was very fascinating.
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They're not made by bots dumbass
Bots can't pass the captcha :^)
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>>36812304
There are programms that can bypass the captcha
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>>36812304
im pretty sure they can